The Energon Pub

It's that time of year again..Every year on Xmas Eve, Santa comes to Earth on his robot-reindeer sleigh to punish the naughty with extreme prejudice. It's said if someone is on the Naughty List and Robot Santa Claus finds him or her, he will chop his or her head off and stuff his or her neck holes with toys from his sack of horrors. Usually, though, he kills them using a variety of X-Mas-themed murder devices and heavy ordnance.

"He knows when you are sleeping,
He knows when you're on the can,
He'll hunt you down and blast your chassis
From here to Neo Kaon.

You better not breathe,
You better not move,

You're better off stasis locked I'm telling you dude
Robot Santa Claus is gunning you down".


Attention I'm putting my vast Energon reserves up for grabs for the fool hearty and adventures alike. Do you have the metal to stop Robot Santa Claus?

Date(s): Game will begin the weekend of December 17th and run through 12/25 (end of day/central).

The rules:
Square off against Robot Santa Claus in any mission and deliver the final stasis locking blow and receive a bounty of €1,000 for each confined stasis lock and  €10,000 should you defeat Robot Santa Claus in the 1 on 20 'I. Am. Inevitable' mission.

+BONUS I+ To the nice 'Con that helps Robot Santa Claus stasis lock the ever elusive Mall Santa, a €5,000 bonus will be rewarded to you. For the naughty 'Bot who was lucky enough to stasis lock Robot Santa in a joint mission with Mall Santa will get a €5,000 bonus.

+BONUS II+ To the nice 'Con that helps Robot Santa Claus and his Sleigh complete their mission, a €5,000 bonus will be rewarded to you. For the naughty 'Bot who was lucky enough to stasis lock Robot Santa in a joint mission with his Sleigh will get a €5,000 bonus.

All those interested, post a link to your teams below so i can make sure you get added on the "list"

I'm going to keep a tally of all those 'Bots that Robot Santa Claus stasis locks during this time. let me know if y'all have any questions

~ nem

Oh, why not.

https://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/team_view.php?id=142

Always surprised when I come back here and the place is still functional... or close enough to functional I guess.

Sure! I'll throw my hat(e) in

Bun-Bun's RDD

1 for Kickjunk

Well that happened.

I didn't think Robot Santa would already make an appearance. RIP.

Edit: Did someone give me 500k energon?!

One on one missions don't look to be an option for me lol

https://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=62316

Silver Wind wrote:Well that happened.

I didn't think Robot Santa would already make an appearance. RIP.

Edit: Did someone give me 500k energon?!

Its December and Robot Santa is getting his list ready (and rockets loaded) & always on the look out for wandering 'bots

official game does not "officially" start until 12/19. as i go on VayCay that week, i can probably bump up the start date to 12/17 (0:00).

who's ready to get blasted by:


Robot Santa Claus by RomanDubina

for those that would still like to be added to Santa's list, the 'hunt' will officially start at 0:00 12/17/22 central (my time lol so like in 2 1/2 hours from now).

Time to start adding to the Naughty 'Bot list :



- Optimus-Prime & Repair Drone Alpha
- Seastorm Alpha & Aidstation
- Tri-Fury x2
- Hot-Spot
- Slow-mo
- The Ozzman
- Highglide, False & Dominia
- Hi-Jinx x2
- Sidestreak
- Callback & Grandus
- Razor-Track
- Street-star
- BattleBabe
- Underrun & Sentinel 613
- Dominia
- Tank x2 x3
- False & Shock
- Dominia & Highglide
- Flame
- Saveblast
- False & Blaststar
- Lilith
- Cravex
- Wheelblast, Callback & Flames
- Serene, Wheelblast, Zordimus Maximus
- Malicia
- False
- Priestess
- Superblast
- DynoMaker
- Erudition & Blaststar
- Optimus-Prime
- Optimal Prime
- Seastorm Alpha

Bad Wolf wrote:Time to start adding to the Naught 'Bot list:



Optimus-Prime & Repair Drone Alpha
Seastorm Alpha & Aidstation
Tri-Fury

Lol.. I needed that

DISCHARGE wrote:

Bad Wolf wrote:Time to start adding to the Naught 'Bot list:

Lol.. I needed that

heh you're welcome

Naughty'Bot list updated

Edit: Contest rules updated on 1st post. let me know if y'all have any question. happy hunting and post your wins so i can make sure those that signed up (and still want to) get their 'presents' by end of Xmas day.

as we approach Xmas, Robot Santa Claus' Naughty 'Bot List is getting longer every day

Robot Santa has been checking his list twice to see who's been naughty or nice, it appears Kickjunk & Abyssal have managed to stay off the 'naughty list' , even though Disillusioned attempted to stop Robot Santa and his Sleigh from Plundering the ruins of Praxus

What can I say?
Despite my attempts, the Bots I have access to seem to have given up on the site & it's a tough fight against the Yuletide Terror without backup

I'm still plugging away everytime I manage to remember this place exists... not easy to do once you get out of the habit of coming here

hope every is having a wonderful holiday if ya celebrate it. Robot Santa Claus is and is out and about armed with his trusty (ish) fireworks cannon.

challenge to stop Robot Santa Claus from completing his missions still open and run through the end of today (0:00 cst).

~nem

Xmas comes to a close and from the looks of Robot Santa Claus' list :



@Bun i believe i owe ya €2k for Kickjunk & Abyssal avoiding the Naughty 'Bot List

As Robot Santa Claus powers down for reloading and repairs, logic circuits have seemed to fused, to all that joined in (as soon as i figure out how), look for a €25,000 holiday bonus coming your way

~ nem

Nice!
I look forward to receiving it once we have someone who can actually make it happen!

This was fun even if I didn't quite catch you in the lists.