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| TECH SPECS |
| STR: |
10 |
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| INT: |
5 |
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| SPD: |
10 |
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| END: |
10 |
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| RNK: |
5 |
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| CRG: |
8 |
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| FRP: |
10 |
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| SKL: |
7 |
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| ALTERNATE MODE |
| Class: |
Robot Santa |
| Desc: |
Robot Santa |
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| Mission: |
74% |
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| Arena: |
63% |
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| Kills: |
983 (0.26 per day) |
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Robot Santa Claus
"Ho, ho, ho! It's time to get jolly on your naughty asses!"
Level 9 Decepticon
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| Team: |
Dark Transformers |
| Commander: |
Bad Wolf |
| Faction: |
Decepticon |
| Level: |
9 |
| Total XP: |
53,834,555xp |
| Weapon: |
Reaver-Wrecking Railgun |
| Doing: |
Inactive |
Robot Santa Claus' Bio
Function ID: Robot Santa Claus
Faction: Regnegade Decepticon Dissidents [RDD]
Subfaction: Dark Transformers
Function: Jolly Fat'bot
Alternate Mode: Santa Claus *of course*
- STR: XX -
- INT: 05 -
- SPD: XX -
- END: XX -
- RNK: 05 -
- CRG: XX -
- FRP: XX -
- SKL: XX -
[Profile] Robot Santa Claus is a four-ton robot designed by The Friendly Robot Company, possibly a precursor to Mom's Friendly Robot Company, in 2801 to judge whether people were naughty or nice? and sort out presents accordingly. Due to a programming error, his standards were set way too high and Santa Bot invariably judges everyone naughty with the exception of Dr. John A. Zoidberg at least once.
Every year on Xmas Eve, Santa comes to Earth on his robot-reindeer sleigh to punish the naughty with extreme prejudice. It's said if someone is on the Naughty List and Robot Santa finds him or her, he will chop his or her head off and stuff his or her neck holes with toys from his sack of horrors. Usually, though, he kills them using a variety of X-Mas-themed murder devices and heavy ordnance.
When not on his Xmas mass murder spree, Robot Santa Claus spends most of the year living in his Death Fortress on Neptune where he watches the people of Earth doing naughty things on a series of giant monitors, 1984-style.
A shantytown village named Jolly Junction lies at the base of his fortress, inhabited by unpaid, undersized and underfed elf-dressed Neptunians. These workers growth is stunted by the lack of food, so they reach an adult height equivalent to the height of a human knee (as opposed to a healthy Neptunian, such as Elzar, who is comparable in height to a human) and they are all unemployed since the toy factory closed down because of Robot Santa's malfunction.
Robot Santa Claus has proven quite resilient: having survived burning spaceship exhaust, explosions, as well as even survived listening to logical paradoxes - something which destroys other robots - thanks to "paradox-absorbing crumple zones" built into his head.
When Nudist Alien Scammers gained possession of Earth in 3007, they also scammed Santa out of his Naughty List, leaving him unsure as to whom he should kill, so he joined forces with his holiday counterparts Kwanzaa-bot and Chanukah Zombie forming the Holiday Trinity along with the Planet Express crew to retake the planet by helping with both weapon construction and the battle itself.
Robot Santa Claus' recent battles
