Function ID: Robot Santa Claus Faction: Regnegade Decepticon Dissidents [RDD] Subfaction: Dark Transformers Function: Jolly Fat'bot Alternate Mode: Robot Santa Claus *of course*
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- INT: XX -
- SPD: XX -
- END: XX -
- RNK: XX -
- CRG: XX -
- FRP: XX -
- SKL: XX -
[Profile]Robot Santa Claus is a four-ton robot designed by The Friendly Robot Company, possibly a precursor to Mom's Friendly Robot Company, in 2801 to judge whether people were naughty or nice? and sort out presents accordingly. Due to a programming error, Robot Santa's standards were set way too high and the Santa Bot invariably judges everyone naughty at least once.
Every year on X-mas Eve, Robot Santa emerges on his robot-reindeer sleigh to punish the naughty with extreme prejudice. It's said if someone is on the Naughty List and Robot Santa finds them or they, Robot Santa will chop them or their head off and stuff them or their neck holes with toys from Robot Santa's sack of horrors. Usually, though, he kills them using a variety of X-Mas-themed murder devices and heavy ordnance.
When Nudist Alien Scammers gained possession of Earth in 3007, they also scammed Robot Santa Claus out of his Naughty List, leaving him unsure as to whom he should kill, so he joined forces with his holiday counterpartsKwanzaa-bot and Chanukah Zombie forming the Holiday Trinity along with the Planet Express crew to retake the planet by helping with both weapon construction and the battle itself.
Whispered rumors and stories of a Jolly 'Fat' Bot of Destruction and the events of Nudist Alien Scammers caught the curiosity of Invidia Primia. Needing needing a replacement for Hexfire, Robot Santa Claus was asked to move his base of operations to Neo Kaon. Robot Santa Claus, now equipped with a new and improved Naughty 'Bot List, spreads chaos and mayhem across Seibertron to all the "good" 'Preds &'Cons.
[Abilities] Robot Santa Claus has proven quite resilient: having survived burning spaceship exhaust, explosions, as well as even survived listening to logical paradoxes - something which destroys other robots - thanks to "paradox-absorbing crumple zones" built into his head.
When not on his X-mas mass spark-murder spree, Robot Santa Claus spends most of the year living in his Death Fortress at the northern pole on Neo Kaon, where he watches the beings of Seiberton doing naughty things on a series of giant monitors 1984-style.
A shantytown village named Jolly Junkion lies at the base of Robot Santa's fortress, inhabited by unpaid, undersized and underfed elf-dressed Neptunians. These workers growth is stunted by the lack of food, so they reach an adult height equivalent to the height of a human knee (as opposed to a healthy Neptunian, such as Elzar, who is comparable in height to a human) and they are all unemployed since the toy factory closed down because of Robot Santa's malfunction & relocation to Neo Kaon.
[Weakness] Robot Santa Claus' Naughty 'Bot List is the main source of direction for his programing. Without the 'list', programming does not allow Robot Santa Claus to activate offensive and counter-defensive sub-routines rendering him physically inert.
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