The Ultimate Caption Contest
Optimus Primal gets a ride!
376 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
StarSaber1701 says:
Peter Jackson: Optimus Get off G1 Prime thats not supose to happen yet!
Judynator says:
Primal: JEPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
G1 Op: F*ck you...
Dragonoth says:
Oh-uh-oh-uh-oh-uh-oh-uh-oh-ah-uh-oh-ah!
Oh-uh-oh-uh-oh-uh-oh-uh-oh-ah-uh-oh-ah!
On the road with Tarzan Boy!
Unknown says:
Primal: I'm the next Donkey Kong!
Prime: No, you're just the next donkey, jackass!
ZeldaTheSwordsman says:
Optimus Prime:How in the hell is my beast-bot
version from many years ago riding me?
Optimus Primal:Don't you remember the one
time warp?
Optimus Prime:Oh yeah...
Vector Prime,from afar:Oh,that was such a
great joke!
Castle74 says:
Prime:Hey PrimaL! Reflector thinks they can hold their pose longer than us!
Primal: It's On!!
Roadshadow says:
Primal: Who's a naughty little trukk? You are! Munkky not trukk!
Prime: I swear to Primus I'm gonna shoot his brains out if he keeps humping me...
Road Turtle says:
Prime, "You know, gorillas eat their own poo."
Primal, "Really, that's what that is? I thought they where mounds of grass pudding..."
Nemesis Cyberplex says:
Primal: You think this is bad, you should've seen what I did to Star Saber.
Prime: What......The.......
Victory Leo(off camera): You don't want to ask......
gauthic_angel7680 says:
I hope the guys at the plant don't see me like this. A giant ape dry humping my back. It's the worst yet. It's worse then the time I snorted 4 metric tons of crack and humped Grimlock. Eww, now just thinking about that gives me the willies.
Montmorency says:
Prime: No monkey! Bad monkey! Down monkey! I knew the petting zoo was a bad place to take the kids.
Cybertron's Last Hope says:
I'm pushing my little red wagon! The only problem is that the wagon has a big mouth.
SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:
.oO(Man, the merry-go-round at Six Flags just isn't what it used to be!)
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Primal,"What do you mean we're outta gas?"
Prime,"Out of gas,you know like this monkey on a truck bit?"
Primal,"Ohhhhhhh that I can relate to."
Road Turtle says:
On todays episode, the part of Optimus Prime's trailer will be played by Optimus Primal.
Minicle says:
Prime: There is'nt a monkey sitting on me, there is'nt a monkey sitting on me, its all in your head, its all in your head...
Minicle says:
Primal: AAAAHHH! Its no good! I can't take living anymore! Hurry up and find a cliff to drive over allready!!
Prime: All this just because the arm on your Alternator Hound broke?
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Ah man this pics been up so long the jokes have gone into repeats!
(Even this joke's been retreaded from the Rumble on the Subway Caption!)
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Primal,"All right the ultimate team up! You drive,I'll fling my crap at the Predicons,and Decepticons!"
Prime,"*sigh* This is worse than the G.I.Joe crossovers."
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Prime,"Okay fine ride like that,but I'm tell'n yeah bugs are gonna fly into your eyes."
the purifyer says:
prime: primal is that a gun in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
the purifyer says:
primal: quick prime Mcdonalds breakfast menu ends in 2 mins i need my hotcakes or im one pissed off gorilla!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Prime,"Okay we've been trapped here for like 2 months now,what the hell are you staring at?"
Primal,"mmmmmm pie.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Prime,"Are you sure this will work?"
Primal,"Of course! See those 10 Decepticons lined up in the triangle over there?"
Prime,"Yeah."
Primal,"Well I roll you at them as hard as I can,and knock as many down as I c
crzbw says:
he when the dealer said this trailer was loaded he wasn't kidding. I hope I don't have to clean up after it.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Prime,"We go left,we end up here.We go right,we end up here.We go foward,we end up here.We backtrack,same thing it's like were caught in and endless loop in the space time continum."
Primal,"Or a caption contest."
Castle74 says:
Prime:Okay it's been how many months now? Can you get off my back now?!
Primal:Can't if I wanted to! Too stiff and my leg fell asleep!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Submitted for your approval,a transformable gorilla,and a truck both heros by every measurable standard.Held captive day after day,week after week,while catty comments are made by people that proclaim to enjoy their exploits.A carnivale of insults and pai
star_sabre86 says:
After watching Harold and Kumar go to white castle, primal had an idea. But Cheetor was away and that left him with only 1 solution...
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Ladies and gentleman! I give you the winners of the longest caption contest!
Megashock says:
Primal: Are we there yet?
Prime: For the last frikin time. No!
Primal: How bout now?
Prime: I'm driving off a cliff!
Primal: But jets are broken.
Prime: I know.
Zeedust says:
While the parts for Prime's brakes were on back-order, Primal suddenly found himself with a new part-tume job... Not as cushy as his previous gigs, but an Optimus has to pay the bills somehow...
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Primal,"Oh come on,what the hell,this trip is taking forever! Can't you move any faster? I could fly there faster than this!"
Prime,"You can FLY? And you made ME drive all this time? You son of a bitch."
nothing_face says:
Primal: Munky on Trukk!
Prime: I swear to Primus, I'm never gonna volunteer for carpool duty again.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Join Pimp Master Primal every week for Pimp My Bot.
Mondays after RAW only on Spike tv!
Byrerprime says:
Prime: Ahem, Ex-cuuuse me!
Primal : Dang, sorry. I really hate trying to find the little monkey's room in the dark.
Primal: Oh, I'm done too!
Road Turtle says:
Prime, "...So...is it true what they say about monkeys and poo?"
Primal, " Yup! I can nail moving target from a quarter mile..."
lockepsb says:
...RUMBLE...
...10 seconds later.
Prime: "did you feel that?"
Primal: (whistling) "feel what?"
Prime: "that earth quake that lasted for about 10 seconds."
Primal: "Oh... what earthquake? (whistles again)
lockepsb says:
Prime: "So what you're saying is that there is a planet that is ruled by apes and the humans are slaves. we got to go there to help the humans."
Primal: "over my dead gorilla hairy booty."
lockepsb says:
Primal: "Quick Prime, we need to get to my cousin Donkey Kong's, he's gonna show us something really cool called a Video Game.
Prime: "Video game? HAH, Why.... They never made a video game about Generation 1 for the United States..
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Primal,"Man 1st thing I'm gonna do when a new Ultimate Caption Contest pic goes up is hit the little gorilla's room.I have really got to pee bad!"
Prime,"That's it I'm in hell.It's official I know it."
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Primal,"Whoa.Hey did you see this cryptic word hanging in mid air here?"
Prime,"No what does it say?"
Primal,"moc.nortrebies. What could that mean?"
Soundwave05 says:
"Well alright...,but I still don't see what this has to do with my exhuast system.."
Yodaman says:
Primal- Are we there yet?
Prime- No
Primal- Are we there yet?
Prime- No
Primal- Are we...
Prime- Why is my descendant so annoying! Did Wheelie genes get spliced in during those 4 million years?!
Minicle says:
After the affair involving the disappearance of several Hasbro executives, Prime and Primal attempt to leave the country.
Minicle says:
Prime: Geeeez, why can't you just use a cloud like every other monkey?
Primal: FOR THE LAST TIME I'M A GORILLA NOT A MONKEY!!
Road Turtle says:
Primal, " On the road again...Just can't wait to get ont he road again...The life I love is making music with my friends...And I just can't wait to get on the road again..."
Prime, "...SHOCK! watch the monkey get hurt, Monkey!.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Primal,"Dear god I think they left us here."
Prime,"Calm down they'll put a new pic up soon."
Primal,"No.NO.NOOOOOOOOOOO! THEY LEFT US HERE TO DIE!"
Prime,"Easy big guy calm down,were ok,your okay."
Primal,
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Primal,"Jeezz Optimus I didn't realize Bumblebee was sitting here first."
Prime,"Yeah well that's just great."
Prime,"BRAUN! Get over here and scrap Bumblebee off of his ass!"
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
The best part of being stuck in the caption contest.
No annoying kid sidekicks!
Road Turtle says:
Primal, "Humm...I keep popping in quarters but it still dosn't move."
Prime, "I'm not a kiddie ride, and THAT's Not a coin slot!"
Magnatron301 says:
Primal:Who would have known riding my ancestor would be so fun!
Prime:Shut up.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Primal,"And I want an X-box,and a scooter,and a Energon Superion,and a.."
Prime,"STOP! 1st your over a month late for this bit,and I..AM..NOT..SANTA..CLAUS!"
Road Turtle says:
Primal, "Say Prime, how long you think we're going to stay up here?"
Prime, "Gee, I don't know, maybe till they find that pic of Junkions dancing to Wierd Al Yankovic."
punycron says:
Prime: Right.
Primal: No, it's left.
Prime: It's right. Trust me.
Primal: Go left dude.
Prime: Get the map out.
Primal: I don't need a *%&# map.
Prime: Yes you do. You always do this! Get the ma...
Primal: You're
Starscream7 says:
Prime: Tell me again, why are you sitting on me?
Primal: Until I become a Transmetal with a kick ass hoverboard, I've gonna have to improvise.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Early in their careers Prime and Primal took some sugestive pictures for Out magazine.
They were young they needed the Energon.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Prime,"Sooooo how much longer you gonna sit there?"
Primal,"I like it here!"
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
The move from Dreamwave to Devils Due was an inconvience to everyone especially Optimus Prime.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Prime,"Think they've run out of monkey/truck jokes?"
Primal,"Actually I'm still waiting to here a joke.This is more like..."
Prime,"Bad comedy?"
Primal,"Exactly! Thank you."
Prime,"Thank G
Byrerprime says:
May I present exhibit #526 in The State of California v. Michael Jackson
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Primal,"20th Aniversary Prime is soooooo much cooler than you."
Prime,"Grrrrrrrrrr.I hate you."
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Trucker,"HOLY HELL DAT DARE IS DA BIGGEST MONKEY I DUN EVER SEEN!"
Primal,"1st I'm a gorilla 2nd this isn't Optimus Prime is it?"
Road Turtle says:
Primal, "...the wheels on the Prime go round and round, round and round, round and round; the wheels on the Prime go round and round, all through town; the horn on the Prime goes beep-beep-beep, beep-beep-beep, beep-beep-beep..."
Prime, "
Road Turtle says:
Primal, "Five little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head; Mama called the doctor and the doctor said, No more monkeys jumping on the bed! Four little monkeys jumping on the bed..."
Prime, "In the Name Of Alpha Tr
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Prime,"I'm telling you Primal I don't care how much beans you ate this is not gonna...."
FARTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Prime,"I take it back! I take it back!"
DeltaSeeker says:
Prime: Geez, you're heavy.
Primal: Oh, shutup. You think it's comfortable sitting like this?
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Primal,"You suck Prime.I can understand not having XM,but could you at least install a CD player?"
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
After a good healthy bm Primal cleaned up by using Prime as toilet paper.
rodimoose says:
Prime: Come see the 8th wonder of the world! KING PRIMAL!
Primal: Just drop me off at frikkn' faro island, I gotta score to settle with the oodako...
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Prime,"Have I mentioned what lovely blue eyes you have?"
Primal,"Yes a number of times and to be honest it's quite disturbing."
Road Turtle says:
Primal, "Are we there yet?"
Prime, "no"
Primal, "Are we there yet?"
Prime, "No"
Primal, "Are we there yet?"
Prime, "NO"
Primal, "Are we there yet?"
Prime, "SHUT UP!"
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Prime,"How long is this G1/Beastwars crossover anyway?"
Primal,"Well it's a Dreamwave mini series soooooo like 15 issues I think."
Prime,"Ah well it's still better than Micromasters.
Both laugh.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
To save on money Prime always had to take Primal to the drive in movie.
But of course if they did it the other way that would just be stupid.
DudRound says:
Just like fat chicks and mopeds...fun to ride, but you dont wanna have your friends seeing you ride it...
ArctosPrime says:
Primal: Rhinox! Get me Some more Quarters!!!
Prime: the things i do to keep getting toys made of me...
Minicle says:
Primal: Do you see that!
Prime: Big Bad Toy store Pre-order...Predaking!
Primal: *Drools*
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Prime,"ohhhhhhh the pain,the pain"
Primal,"Oh come on all I did was grind that rail with you."
Prime,"please get ratchet ohhhhh i hurt"
Primal,"Oh what a wuss.SUCK IT UP!"
Prime,"ohhhhhhhhh"
Thanatos Prime says:
"This new puppy can do 70 mph tops! but if you go over 30 people might not see it."
"Yeesh, you really think this'll get kids ta buy dem transformers? Seems kinda silly don't it?"
shadex says:
primal: oppy want cake oppy want cake
prime: for christ sake i'm driving as fast as i can
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Primal,"..98...99...100."
Prime,"Yeah man keep going! Two more sets of squats.Come on man do it,gotta keep in shape man do it."
Primal,"Okay..huf,huf..okay. 1...2...3..."
DeltaSeeker says:
Primal: Um, how much longer do we have to stay like this?
Prime: Until you frickin' smile, that's how long!
Road Turtle says:
Primal, "You don't say, and all this time I thought we came from Vector Sigma and the Quintessons...so who and where is this Takara?"
Road Turtle says:
...after befriending a semi version of himself, Optimus Primal's search for Takara continues...
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Primal,"Hey you.Yeah you at the keyboard.Which way to the Gay Pride parade?"
Phenotype says:
Unbeknownst to the casual fan, Cybertron has a booming underground gay porn industry.
siekone says:
AHHH! I told you primal its supposed to be a bannana in the tail pipe..sheesh
Road Turtle says:
Primal, "I am King Arthur, king of the Brittians, and this is my horse Patsey!"
wraeth_x says:
Remember bots dont let other bots fly home using their prime jets after going on an energon bender."A safety message from the autobot/maximal council"
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Primal,"Second star to the right,and straight on til morning...."
Prime,"You were watching Star Trek VI:The Undiscovered County again weren't you?"
Primal,"I....I....yes."
Prime,"BAD MONKEY NO MORE SHATNER!
Minicle says:
Primal: I ain't gonna get of until you gimmie the Matrix!
Prime: The what!? This is Pre movie! It doesn't exist yet!
Primal: ...What?
BLACKBIRD says:
Prime:Man,I can not go across A Weight Station with this Monkey on the back of me. I have no Bill of Ladding,over weight and gross,plus if I get Inspected,I will get shut down due to mechanical defects and my log book is way behind. So it is time to play
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Primal,"Quickly to the Batcave!"
Prime,"Are you on drugs? No seriously,have you been smoking those banana's again?"
Primal,"What? No,I just thought I'd spice up the caption contest with some witty bantor."
Prime,
Zeedust says:
Primal: "Okay... To find your trailer, I have to think like your trailer...."
Road Turtle says:
On this episode of TRANSFORMERS ODD COUPLE, Felix Prime and Oscar Primal go to a drive in!
Oscar Primal, "Man this movie sucks! I told you nothing good was playing!"
Felix Prime, "I happen to think that this is a remarkable protrayal
Road Turtle says:
Primal, "man, I wish I had a girlfriend in my cartoon series..."
Prime, "Yeah, I dated Elita-1 for a couple of days, crash landed on Earth for about 5 Million years, then got to visit with her for one whole day, then I die, come back to
Road Turtle says:
Primal, "(sigh) oh look, it's Unicron...again."
Prime, "Great News! I just saved 10% by calling GEICO!"
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
B.J. and the Bear 2525 is a suprise breakout hit for the WB network.
Road Turtle says:
Primal, "...and then I told Magilla I couldn't see him anymore and he was really bummed... Prime, did I do the right thing?"
Prime, "Sure ya did. Now how about that nice Grape Ape fella? He's great guy..."
Nuke Mayhem says:
Primal-"Hurry up Prime, I gotta get to that car lot in an hour or I'll loose my job of standing outside all day to inform people they are having a sale with the big "sale" sing on my chest."
Prime-"And you say that like it
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
The monkey and truck re-inact Kmart's workforce reduction of me.
I'm represented by the truck.
DragonTerratron says:
These pictures given to Fox News by an annonymous tipster calling himself "M-tron" clearly show Optimus Prime engaging in unwholesome activities with what MUST be King Kong's younger sister. Clearly, no one in good conscience can vote Auto
omega magnes supreme says:
PRIMAL:see, told you I would fit now drive we need to find a way out of this hidious white empty nothingness
PRIME: that white nothingness is your brain now get off and walk!
1337W422102 says:
Though hardly pleasing to the eyes, this duo is currently holding the #1 position on the Heavy Metal War scoreboard.
Valandar says:
Tony Hawke: "No, Primal, you and Prime can NOT be in my next video game!"
Minicle says:
Primal: I'll give you a jump start & that should get you going in no time.
Minicle says:
Primal: Let's play petrol pumps...and while we're at it, why don't we test for emissions
aeleven says:
" Hey Primal, I dont mind giving you a lift but, could you put on some shorts or something"
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Primal,"Get your motor running,head out for the highway,...BOOOOOOOOOOORN TO BE WIIIIIIIIIILLLD!!! BOOOOOOOOOOORN TO BE WIIIIIIIIIILLLD!!!"
Prime,"Will you SHUT THE HELL UP!"
Primal,"...FIRE ALL YOUR GUNS,EXPLODE INTO SPACE!
skyshadowprimus says:
Primal:For someone with matrix power within them your pretty damn slow...ever heard of fifth gear.
Prime:Ever heard of atkins??
Shermtron says:
Mysterious voice: It is the year 2005 and optimus primal still hasnt called Geico..
Road Turtle says:
Robot Master Prime, "Is everybody on board? Good! Now we're off to find the other Prime's!"
Primal, "...uh, OH! I think I just sat on World's Smallest Prime..."
Road Turtle says:
...and the search for the other Optimus's continued...
Robot Master Prime, "So this is where the legendary G1 Prime was last seen...I can't wait to meet him! He started all this you know. Then we need to find God Genri Prime, Star Convoy
Nemesis Sturmvogel says:
Weird, Optimus Primal has a new kiddie-ride!, now he can have a little fun (if Optimus Prime can Hold him for enough time)... Maybe Primal will work in a Circus...
HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-H
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Ot-oh!
Leaked pictures from the set of Peter Jackson's:King Kong do not look promising.
Randomflyingtransformer says:
(As Prime and Primal charge into battle, the little kid from TF Armada stares blankly and turns to his mom and says...)
Kid: Mommy! i just saw a giant monkey riding a semi truck and now they're fighting a purple t-rex shooting a Walter-P38.
Mot
myron73 says:
Prime: Hey Primal.
Primal: Yes Prime.
Prime: I wanna tell you somethin'.
Primal: What, you like playing with me?
Prime: No, I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico, now get the hell off my back.
Fyrehawk says:
His hygiene standards were so low that the Queer Eye for the Straight Guy boys didn't allow Optimus Primal to sit in their car.
Fyrehawk says:
Half man (nearly), half machine, what could it mean? What could it mean?!
....it means he's half man and half machine, idiot.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
An ape on a truck? Alright not all that cool,but it got me thinking.
A T-Rex carrying a cool ass gun now that I'd pay money to see!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Prime thinking *Sigh I will never get that smell of ape off of me.*
Minicle says:
Prime and Primal are momentarilly distracted, by floating Website address.
Minicle says:
Prime: Now then Primal, what toy would you like?
Primal: *Points* I want that one!
Prime: Are you sure Primal? Its very expensive.
Primal: Yeah I know.
Prime: But if I buy it for you, I won't be able to afford your anti black plague tablets. You
juggaloG says:
Primal: Ride! Ride like the wind, Prime!
Prime (thinking to himself) As soon as I transform, I'm gonna let Primal have it with my ion blaster & get this monkey off my back FOREVER!
Suzuki says:
Tonight on "Prime Time", Prime needs to get a big monkey off his back, when Primal goes bananas over a Decepticon-run Soapbox-Car Race!
Dark Monkelus says:
your name's optimus too? ...and you lead a heroic race of transforming robots? What are the chances of that happening, eh
Dark Monkelus says:
prime: we had to transform to hide our existance from the humans. What the frick is your excuse?
Primal:...Ummm, I... like monkeys... ?!
Dark Monkelus says:
doctor (out of sht): of course, we usually try to treat herpes before it gets to the 'articulated lorry' stage...
Dark Monkelus says:
Prime: the nature of monkey was irrepresible?! you're not kidding, I'm exhausted!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Prime,"So then Hasbro shortened my stacks."
Primal,"What are you complaining about they cut off my.."
Prime,"WHOA TOO MUCH INFO YOU WIN,YOU WIN!"
BluavalancheZ71 says:
Aww! come on the ride is broken again, Prime you really need to have Rachet look at this and fix it the right way!!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Who the hell put this on the cover of Maxim? Man that mag has really gone downhill!
Zeedust says:
The first thing to go when Masterpiece Convoy got downsized into Robot Masters Convoy? The suspension. One look at Primal's face will tell you how people feel about that.
Bunny_FooFoo says:
Autobots, now with trans series inbreeding! See it now, only on junkion TV at 5.
firebert says:
dear lord...the ape is ----ing a truck!!! Come on! thats not right, no one should ---- trucks!
Pokejedservo says:
Garry Chalk tried to top off that stunt Scott McNeil pulled off with Vic Mignogna, unfortunately poor Peter Cullen was never the same again...
Minicle says:
Prowl: Optimus...Is that a monkey on your back, or are you just pleased to see me?
DeltaSeeker says:
"... and every Christmas Eve, Santa Primal drives his big red semi truck, tossing poo at all the bad little children of the world..."
Dirtbag says:
Grandma got ran over by a gorila...driving home from the market chirtmas eve!
Masterpiece Prowl says:
Primal: (singing) We got a great big conv-
Prime: (interrupting) Don't you DARE sing that!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
As much as the feature film Transformers:Generations sucked the computer generated characters showed more depth and range in their acting skills the entire cast of Star Trek:Generations did.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
The Prime's statue at Iacon Central Hall was not nearly as breath taking as Grapple had hoped.
TYRANATRON says:
IF YOU THOUGH HAVING A MONKEY ON YOUR' BACK WAS BAD TRY HAVING GEORGE W. BUSH ON YOUR'E BACK OH WAIT I DON'T WANT TO INSULT THE GORILLA!!! (BAZING!!!!)
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"Hi I'm Optimus Primal,and this is monkey truck boarding."
(der-ner-ner,ner-ner-ner)
Cybertron Jackass
Zeedust says:
Optimus Prime (As Donkey from Shrek 2): "Pray for mercy from TRUKK..."
Optimus Primal (as Puss In Boots from Shrek 2): "...And MUNKY!"
Acelister says:
Primal: "Get up to 88!"
Prime: "I'm doing 120, I told you I can't go through time!"
-Ry- says:
Prime:okay okay...okay...so once we getback to the base our story is that the hookers attacked us first.
Primal:This is the last time i go on a binge with you.
BluePaladin says:
"And Team 2 have appeared to be stuck!"
Prime: I knew we shouldn't have entered the national leapfrog comptition!
DeltaSeeker says:
Primal: Hurry! The seeds of the future lie buried in the past!
Prime: *sigh* They don't pay me enough for this...
Primal: Megatron must be stopped, not matter the cost!
Prime: Hey! That's my line!
Agent_One says:
Brass Monkey - that funky Monkey
Brass Monkey - junkie
That funky Monkey
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"Megatron says were racists? Who nearly eraidacted the population of Cybertron in a geneicidal attempt to purge organics from the planet? And as for the issue of order Megatron attempted to undo time itself does that sound like order? A vote for Pred
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"Yes a monkey,and a truck.That's all that stands in my way of universal domination.Doesn't sound to promising does it?Do you trust your fate to a monkey,Primal's been qouted as saying if he wins the election he'll bring an end to
shadex says:
prime: you know primal i'm glad were open about our relationship
primel: oh my god you can talk
X3ROhour says:
Prime: (in that robust way that Prime sort of announces everything)Come on ape-bot! Let's roll out!
Primal: Ow...ouch...*grunt*...ow!
Prime: What seems to be the problem, my hairy freind!
Primal: Well, old freind, your trailer hitch and 14 gallons
little_fly says:
optp oh great who putted this gorilla on me ???
optimus it was my fellow autobots im sorry
optp oh ok i am not to heavy for you am i ?
nexus_rayne says:
Prime: I am so tired of the humans always asking ME to take care of there King Kong problem
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Primal,"Move out Optimus we gotta go hunting for Energon gelstat's! To Walmart!!"
DeltaSeeker says:
Reuters - Today, officials unveiled one of the cars from the bumper car ride at the new Transformers Theme Park near Orlando, Florida.
chi-chi says:
its not what it looks like officer optimus just stopped a bit sharp thats all, honest
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Prime,"Will you get the Hell off of me! You don't need a ride you've got jets for Primus's sake!"
Primal,"Is that any way to talk to the guy that had your spark inside me millions of years ago?"
Prime,"WHAT!?
omega saber prime zero says:
optimus Primal:You must go faster!!faster!!
optimus Prime:!!!transform!!!
optimus Primal:aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
optimus prime:Er you ----ed on me er
it was a fat monky joke.
optimus primal:For that hers more.
THE END
Castle74 says:
Here we come..walking down the street...getting the funniest looks from...everyone we meet....
LoneMaximal says:
Thanks to future Beast Wars technology, Optimus Prime was revived for a "better" use...
Thanatos Prime says:
*Special Edition* Powermaster Twin Alt.Mode Primalus Prime! Combine the truck cab and gorrila to form the ultimate leader of the Autobots and Maximals.
Only $59.95 plus tax!
Arkanoid says:
This is what you got after convincing Peter Jackson to give up the King Kong movie to make the Transformers movie -- and then he decides to do the two *together*!!
Acelister says:
Prime: "Just look natural... Then they won't make anymore 'Trukk/Munky' jokes..."
Acelister says:
Primal: "Prime, I know you're driving, but can you change the music off of Country and Western?"
Prime: "Me cab, my rules. I told you that before we left."
Acelister says:
Primal: "Just imagine... Somewhere out in the eternity of the cosmos, someone is doing exactly the same thing we are..."
Prime: "What did I tell you about that Energon?"
eddiekane3000 says:
I've been going to my AA meetings but I just can't shake the monkey off my back!
shockwave_inoz says:
PRIME: "Hey, Primal - I think my nuts have come loose... have you got a MONKEY wrench I can borrow to tighten them up with??"
PRIMAL: "Grrrrrr..."
PRIME: "You don't growl at me - eat exhaust pipes!" *vrrrroooooommmmmmm
shockwave_inoz says:
PRIME: "Now, Megatron we are more than a match for you! Together we shall defeat you!!"
MEGS: *snort..chuckle* "Indeed, Prime..Primal..You two will cause me to DIE LAUGHING!! MWAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH...MWAH HAH HAH...MWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Binaltech Bombshell says:
"Primal has a problem...down there. He wasn't careful you see, now he's paying the price!"
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"I swear officer it was a gorilla on the back of a semi-truck!"
"It's 10am isn't it little early to be this drunk?"
TFBuyer says:
Next on Hasbro's idea list: a huge gun with a tyrannosaurus on its back. Brilliant!!
Kevinus Prime says:
"Well I'm a member of Team Super Monkey...uh, Super Monkey Robot..Super Hyper Monkey...aw Hell, forget it. I'm third from the left.
Kevinus Prime says:
"OK, I admit it...those two black lines running to my chest DOES make it look like I'm wearing a bra."
Kevinus Prime says:
Kong: "Mmmm! I like these! Crunchy on the outside, chewy on the inside!"
LunarFormer says:
Optimus: First you take my spark, THEN you decide to take me for a ride! Do you realize how much I hate you?
LunarFormer says:
Prime: ok... you're SURE this will get me into the Universe storyline... looking like this... right?
Primal: Oh, yeah, sure. Now take me to the Arcee "Playbot" photo shoot! PRONTO!
Arc the ZAKO says:
Megatron: BWAHAHAHAHA! So this is what the great leader Optimus Prime has been reduced too?
Prime: Shut up, shut up...
BluePaladin says:
Prime: ok...I understan that technicicly, i'm your brother, but does that alow you to SIT ON MY BACK?
Primal: ok...let's skate
Prime: God help me
Unknown says:
Prime: "Pleasedon'tfartpleasedon'tfartpleasedon't..."
Primal: *FAAAAAAARRRRTTT!!!*
Prime: "AAAAAUUGHH!!!"
XeroSyphon says:
Optimus: "Well, Jazz, I have a monkey on my back"
Jazz: "Really? Is it big?"
Optimus: "You could say that"
Road Turtle says:
Primal, " So, in your universe Megatron turns into a handgun huh; and you have a trailer that becomes a weapons platform and a repair bay with a mini scout drone? Sweet. The Megatron in my universe turns into a towering plasma breathing Dragon and al
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Hey what's cooler than a truck and a monkey that transform into to giant kick ass robots?
uhmmmm nothing actually,that is the pinicale of cool.
SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:
Even though the Official Autobot Cheerleading Squad only got two members to sign up, they were still able to form a decent pyramid.
TYRANATRON says:
PRIME: WHATS MORE FUN THAN A BARREL MONKEYS? HOW'S ABOUT HAVING GARY CHALK RIDE ON YOUR'E BACK!
D-340 says:
primal: i said left at the coner, dang it!
prime: shut up or i'll turn myslef around!
crzbw says:
My trailer can do everything battle station and now king kong nothing can stop me.
Ransom says:
Optimus Primal is happy that he scored a ride on the Big O himself. Really happy, honest. Don't let that stolid expression fool you.
HardHead says:
Optimus Primal couldn't wait to show the Maximals his new push buggy.. if only he was small enough to sit on it properly
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Primal,"What the... $3.00 a ride what a jip,the Starscream infront of Shoprite only costs a quarter!"
Castle74 says:
Jazz:Baby, who's that? Don't look now there's a monkey on your back!
Optimus:Ok Jazz, no more 80's music for you!
Zeedust says:
Primal (in George Jetson voice): "Rhiiinooox! Stop this crazy thiiiiiiing!"
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Thanks to new legislation the union of truck/monkey was no longer illegal.They were free to live a life of wedded bliss.
Castle74 says:
Optimus Prime:Get you stinkin paws off me you damn dirty ape!(In Charlton Heston Voice)
Acelister says:
Prime: "How many dirty stinkin' apes does it take to change a lightbulb?"
Primal: "I swear to the Matrix, one more joke..."
JazZeke says:
Elita-1: "Aww, Look at Optimus giving Junior a piggy-back ride."
Optimus Primal: "Faster, daddy! Faster!"
Optimus Prime: "Ow! My suspension system!"
Acelister says:
Prime: "I told you not to drink that..."
Primal: "Urgh..."
Prime: "I've thought some Autobots were Elita-One after drinking it..."
Primal: "Just get me home..."
Acelister says:
Prime: "Softly, softly, catchy monkey..."
Primal: "Whats that now?"
Prime: "Nothing!"
Toonami says:
Prime: So why am I doing this again?
Primal: Remember the christmas party last year when you dyed my fur white for the Pantomime?
Prime: Hee Hee, oh yeh. That was funny.
Primal: Hmmmph
Acelister says:
Prime: "Ready or not, here I come! Now where are you hiding and why arn't I allowed to play in Robot mode?"
Toonami says:
Primal: ...997...998...Come on you wimp only two more push ups and your done.
Acelister says:
Prime: "When I find out who modified my trailer... And I'm looking at you Wheeljack... I'm going to make them sorry..."
TYRANATRON says:
PRIME: DO YOU EVER GET THE FEELING YOUR'E BEING MOUNTED?
PRIMAL:(SNICKER!!!)
TYRANATRON says:
here , in this scene from the new transformers movie ,set to release in 2006, we see paris hilton's failed clone doing her best to appear sober.
Anubus Prime says:
Prime:I should have never played poker with
you.And made that stupid bet!!
Primal:Well,a bet is a bet.Come on,only 2 more
hours till we will reach Las Vegas!
Prime:Humph!!
Brakethrough says:
Isn't that a lovely flaot, June? And oh, look behind it, it's Santa Claus!
redspark says:
Primal: "You know. It's much easier to groom other monkeys. I don't get exhaust stacks stuck in my nose."
SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:
Unfortunately for Optimus Prime, Gohan was not only a Transformers collecter, but quite unable to distinguish between toys and actual Transformers in oozaru mode.
Pierrimus says:
Primal-Pop, can I borrow the matrix while you and Elita are shopping in town?
Prime-What do you need it for?
Primal-Um...well, I thought perhaps it's time to make a girfriend.
Prime-No, you're not having little monkeys in this house!
Zeedust says:
Prime: "I don't think we're going to become Optimal Optimus this way."
Primal: "Well, I'm not pulling your spark out again if I don't have to. That thing's a pain in the ass to get back in."
Damolisher says:
Primal: I swear to God if I hear some much as one Circus Monkey joke...
Thanatos Prime says:
Prime: Ha! Megatron, the only thing that could possibly stop me is a gorrila trying to...oh, you've got to be kidding me.
Thanatos Prime says:
Primal: Okay Optimus on the count of three I'm gonna throw as hard as I can into the decepticon/predacon base. One...Two...
Prime: (there's gotta be a better way...)
Primal: THREE!!
Marv says:
The little known sequel to "Gorilla's in the Mist", "Gorilla's in Driver's School"...
Marv says:
The Decepticons will never recognise us like this! We'll be indistnguisable from all the other floats in the parade...
Marv says:
Another way the "final confrontation" scene from the movie could've been amde to look much, much more absurd....
Marv says:
Primal: Wheeeh! This sure is fun!!! when I
grow up, I wanna be JUST like you dad!
Prime: That's nice son...
Marv says:
As it turns out, Prime didn't die in the animated movie...he merely lost his memory and lived with a colony of lowland gorilla's until snapping out of it by himself...
Marv says:
Megatron's latest plan do dispatch the Autobots: have Starscream try and infiltrate the Autobots in a most cunning disguise...
Marv says:
Prime: yes Megatron! That IS in fact a giant inflatable gorilla on my back!!! No you're prolem is now; what did I bring it for?
Marv says:
All in all, the new Galaxy Force Prime figure looked much, MUCH better on those fuzzy picture on the Internet...
Stormclash says:
Beast Wars, photos from childhood: Here, toddler Primal has fun riding around in his Fisher-Price "My First Autobot."
Sinister Mentor says:
Primal : Transfo'mahz, bustahz in disguize!
Prime: I hate that song! Now get off my ass or I will have Omega detach his claw arm and shove it up yours!
krukid says:
Gorilla-
OH MY, Optimus is so sexy. I want you!
Optimus-
You can't have me. Transform!
Gorilla-
Well if I can't have you in bot mode then I will get you as a nice big red hot sexy truck.
ReinaHW says:
Primal: Me like truck! Me go zoom!
Rattrap and Cheetor watching in shock: "That's our leader?!" "Yep, we're doomed"
g2jazz says:
gues this is the orginal/biological way how someone made the transmetals idea real
Acelister says:
King Kong on his way to Godzilla's house to show off his new skateboard.
DeltaSeeker says:
Optimus Prime: Uh, Primal? I don't think this is how Powerlinxing is supposed to work.
DeltaSeeker says:
When Optimus Primal was a young monkey, all the other kids were jealous of his authentic Optimus Prime ride-on toy.
Acelister says:
Primal: "Faster! Faster!"
Prime: "If you didn't weigh more then me, I would!"
Acelister says:
Primal: "WEEEE!"
Prime: "Its my turn to ride on your back now..."
Primal: "Five more minutes!"
Prime: "But you promised..."
Primal: "Five more minutes and then I'll use my jets while you're on me.
Acelister says:
Prime: "If you tell the Autobots about this, I swear...!"
Primal: "Yeah, yeah..."
Acelister says:
Quintesson: "Yes... My greatest victory is nearing completion! Now how to put a space gun and T-rex together..."
Mkall says:
When the decepticons/predacons were finally defeated, the Prime/Primal duo became a famous carnaval act
ashburnem says:
Primal: "Grape Ape! Grape Ape!"
Prime: "By the Matrix, Primal. Nobody's going to get that referance."
Ratbat says:
Allllll-RIGHT!! There'll finally be a G1/Beast Wars float in next year's Thanksgiving Day parade!
Jaw Crusher says:
Sadly, stodgy old classic-movie buffs rejoiced with ultra-conservative glee when the first images from the set of Peter Jackson's 'King Kong' were leaked...
Russimus Prime says:
No matter what Prime tried, he was just never quite able to get that monkey off his back.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Primal,"All right the ultimate team up! You drive,I'll fling my crap at the Predicons,and Decepticons!"
Prime,"*sigh* This is worse than the G.I.Joe crossovers."
