The Ultimate Caption Contest

trailbreaker says:

"Me Slag poop on you!"

Oct 21, 2016

Ravage XK says:

Did we break him?

Apr 20, 2016

Rainmaker says:

Grimlock: Me Grimlock hate cheap knock offs that don't even stand up! Me want refund!

Apr 13, 2016

Frenchhorngirl says:

GRIMLOCK: Me, Grimlock, make better leader than Optimus!
***
SHOCKWAVE: Jerk, please.

Nov 27, 2013

Godzillabot Primal says:

The only logical explanation is that my skidplate was kicked in by Optimus in an alternate reality.

Jan 21, 2012

Zeedust says:

Shockwave: "All I said was that Pterodactyls aren't technically dinosaurs..."

Grimlock: "Me Grimlock not remember making you Personell Director..."

Swoop: "Me Swoop peck your eye out."

Jan 26, 2007

Superion_007 says:

Grimlock: Me Grimlock only say Boo!!

Jul 6, 2006

Dragonoth says:

Grimlock: "It just fake knock-off repaint. Now broken scrap. Me Grimlock want money back!"

Apr 15, 2006

Roadshadow says:

Prime: Here ya go guys, a Shockwave chewy toy!
Dinobots: Yay!
Shockwave: Crap...

Jul 23, 2005

Masterpiece Prowl says:

Dinobots: FOOD!
Shockwave: my life has reached an all-time low.

Sep 30, 2004

Magnus says:

Grimlock: That it, Shockwave! [click, click] Now, raise right leg a little [click, click] Good. You sexy [click, click] You pouty [click, click] You flirty [click, click] Now toss head back [click, click] Camera love you [click, click, click].

Apr 20, 2004

shockwave_inoz says:

GRIM: "Mmmmm, me Grimlock so hungreeeee. Want to munch metal." SLAG: "me Slag see purple food on floor." GRIM: "YEEECHHH! On floor! Who knows where it been?! Anyway, me Grimlock HATE grapefruit flavour! Me want

Apr 6, 2004

shockwave_inoz says:

SHOCK: (thinking) "I KNEW I should have stayed in bed today, it would have been more logical. I HATE mondays."

Apr 2, 2004

Zeedust says:

Sludge: "Me sludge no get staring contest joke."

Grimlock: "Him Shockwave only have one eye."

Sludge: "Oh... Me Sludge still not get it..."

Grimlock: "Me Grimlock give up."

Jan 16, 2004

Zeedust says:

"Me Grimlock no think staring contest was good idea..."

Jan 15, 2004

Anonymous says:

Grimlock: Is it me, or is this fight a little bit one sided?

Nov 27, 2003

Anonymous says:

Shockwave: ....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

Nov 26, 2003

Shadow Fox says:

Grimlock- Me Grimlock no make that mess.
Slag- Sorry me slag couldn't hold it anymore, hurt on way out though, I must have eaten him whole.

Nov 6, 2003

Anonymous says:

Grimlock : Shockwave not so tough now eh?

Oct 20, 2003

Anonymous says:

Grimlock: Damn, that was easy.

Oct 19, 2003

Anonymous says:

ow plzzz Prime may dinobots keep him, he so sweet and nice

Sep 14, 2003

Shellfox says:

G-Uglest chew toy in history

Aug 30, 2003

Anonymous says:

"Me Grimlock say he dead, Jim."

Aug 26, 2003

Alirion says:

Me Grimlock always wanted Shockwave toy but Prime say it lead to violence. *stomps* What he talking about? Me Grimlock not violent. *stomp, stomp, stomp*

Aug 26, 2003

Minicle says:

Grimlock: What this?
Slag: It look like Shockwave.
Snarl: Maybe it new toy. Swoop: From Daddy Wheeljack.
Sludge:Ooo! me like dollies.
Shockwave:(Weakly) Help me!

Jul 30, 2003

K-nonFodder says:

just bc they have a club doesn't mean they're organized

Jul 22, 2003

Galvatron says:

SHOCKWAVE: "Bah-weep-granna-weep-niddi-bon--my ass! These ass-clowns don't understand the universal greating.

Jul 13, 2003

Anonymous says:

Grimlock: Me Grimlock underestimate me strength. Me Grimlock only look at him uh, 1 eye.

Swoop: Anyone would pass out after looking at you. You have roadkill breath.
Grimlock:It look good at time.

Jul 4, 2003

TetraReris says:

Slag: Look what me found.
Snarl: Is dead?
Sludge: Me no think so.
Swoop: Can Swoop peck his eye out?
Grimlock: Me say we all stomp!

Jul 3, 2003

thexfile says:

Snarl: wat's this thing boss

swedg: looks like something ...

rest : do you know ?? now do you ?? how knows ??

grimlok : QUIET !!! me grimlok thinks he knows as fearlus leader...Must be sumkinde of primative cyerbertronian lifeform...

Jun 25, 2003

thexfile says:

grimlok : next stop cybetron , despetecon goodies , war and home

Jun 22, 2003

Astrotrain says:

G: They not last here, Me Grimlock glad me built on earth!

Slag: Me also Glad...

Jun 16, 2003

Omega Supreme says:

Shockwave: Argh watch where you put your foot Slag, damn you!!

Jun 7, 2003

Anonymous says:

Shockwave: "I am all yours, Dinobots. Use me, abuse me!"

Jun 3, 2003

Fallengaiden says:

Shockwave showing the dinobots how to play dead.

Jun 1, 2003

Megaplex says:

I was kidding, all I wanted was to play fetch! no! don't play fetch my arm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

May 28, 2003

buddhaquest says:

Slag, step on his groin! That wake him!

May 27, 2003

Zu Darkness says:

Shockwave learns a painful lesson after bragging that he take down the dinobots single handed

May 21, 2003

Anonymous says:

Me grimlock teach you to cut us out of third season than we look for speilburg about royalties for jurassic park

May 15, 2003

Anonymous says:

Grimlock: What for you laughing at, snarl?

Snarl: He has morning wood.

Slag: Me slag say that make no sence....

May 15, 2003

Anonymous says:

Me Grimlock think Con dead. Not bother to check. Lets go.

May 14, 2003

Anonymous says:

>>CLANG!

May 4, 2003

buddhaquest says:

You Smart!! You tell us why we no merge!! Tell now purple Decep... uh... purple? Wait... doesn't that mean him like to ...?

May 4, 2003

Anonymous says:

Grimlock: Me Grimlock not bail you out of jail again Slag, me broke. Snarl: He only pull you over because your blinker was on.

Apr 28, 2003

Anonymous says:

Me Grimlock say, Shockwave out of order. Him drunk. Dinobots, carry him away!!!

Apr 25, 2003

Anonymous says:

Grimlock: Ok... let's butt f*ck him! Me Grimlock love butt f*ck!

Apr 25, 2003

Anonymous says:

Grimlock: Ok... let butt f*ck him! Me Grimlock love butt f*ck!

Apr 25, 2003

Anonymous says:

grimlock: who be lettin the drunks in again?

snarl: but me think they funny!

Apr 25, 2003

Anonymous says:

This is for causing are buddies to go extinked

Apr 23, 2003

Ricochet says:

We know what you did to our buddies on Earth

Apr 19, 2003

Zu Darkness says:

First shockwave, hen Whelle then the world MWAH HAH Hahha

Apr 18, 2003

Anonymous says:

Is he dead, let hit em with stuff to find out!

Apr 16, 2003

Anonymous says:

the gig is up
give us the enajon cubes

Apr 14, 2003

zach says:

Hmmmmmmmmmm one robot vs. five dinosaurs what are the odds of that?

Apr 13, 2003

Anonymous says:

shockwave: I am sorry I knocked your last bowling pin over! I promise not to bowl Eve....SMASH..... (glimlock stomps on him, then eats him.)
glimlock: hope he likes my metal acid!

Apr 13, 2003

ionacus says:

grimlok:hey who is hungry.slag/snarl/swoop:me hungry! grimlok:we got decepticon bar-b-q right here! shockwave:nnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooo

Apr 2, 2003

Beast Simpson says:

Grimlock: Me said trip wire will work!

Mar 30, 2003

Anonymous says:

Damm, they don't make decepticons like they used to!!

Mar 29, 2003

Anonymous says:

Me Grimlock say Shockwave's about to get raped three ways.

Mar 28, 2003

Anonymous says:

Shockwave: Ow...did anyone get the number of that bus...?

Mar 28, 2003

Anonymous says:

Grimlock: Me Grimlock happy Shockwave's chest is too big too look down. Otherwise, he know that we about to kick his ass.

Mar 27, 2003

Beast Simpson says:

Hey ther! No hazings!!

Mar 25, 2003

Anonymous says:

Like pet cats, the dinobots have a bad habbit of catching live things and leaving them around the Arch for the other Autobots to find.

Mar 25, 2003

Anonymous says:

grimlock: he's in the position! lets start the fun!

Mar 22, 2003

Anonymous says:

Me grimlock say Dibs on bright flashy thing.

Mar 20, 2003

Anonymous says:

GANG BANG!!!!

Mar 11, 2003

Shock Wave says:

did you have to step on my arm look what happened to it because of you.

Mar 11, 2003

Unknown says:

"Coma along Shockwave, time for another visit to re-hab"

Mar 10, 2003

Chrono says:

Well i say we eat him.

Mar 8, 2003

MindWipe says:

what is it?
i dont know
maybe its a present?
DONT TOUCH IT ITS A BOMB YOU IMBACILES!!!!! SQWAK

Mar 7, 2003

Broadside says:

Tired of being a minor character Slag snaps

Mar 4, 2003

Anonymous says:

Me Grimlock laugh at little wimp who cause big trouble!

Mar 2, 2003

Anonymous says:

(dinobots fighting over who screws him first)
shockwave: you will all get a chance......i mean, c'mon....heck im like a doorknob.....everyone gets a turn

Mar 2, 2003

Anonymous says:

SLAG: Dude, I think you broke his head.

GRIMLOCK: Good! Me raid till, you four get new releases!

Mar 2, 2003

Unicron says:

Grimlock: Me, Grimlock, hungry! Swoop: Me, Swoop, see food!

Mar 1, 2003

Anonymous says:

WHEN DINOBOTS ATTACK!

Feb 23, 2003

tfpredaking says:

Slag: This no look like Playbot! Grimlock: Maybe try another pose! Sludge: uuuuhhhhh, maybe have wrong gender? All: ....Naaahhhh!!

Feb 19, 2003

Battle Angel says:

All me Grimlock did was burp! Deceptacon no have to fall down!

Feb 19, 2003

Anonymous says:

Shockwave: "I Humblely admit defeat"

Feb 18, 2003

APOLLO says:

Grimlock: Shockwave dumb Decepticon, taking on all us Dinobots by himself. Dats like horse jockey trying to tackle de entire Bucs defense.

Feb 17, 2003

Anonymous says:

Grimlock: Me grimlock want what he was drinking

Feb 17, 2003

Inferno says:

Slag: I hate to admit it but: "SLAG IT!"

Feb 16, 2003

Kamikazecon says:

Unfortunately no-one informed Shockwave that playing dead only fooled bears.....

Feb 15, 2003

Inferno says:

ANNCR: "In the red corner, a handgun that acts like mister Spock. In the blue corner, a quintet of pissed off dinosaurs. Ready, FIGHT!"
DING!! CHOMP!!
ANNCR: "Well, that was quick."

Feb 14, 2003

Anonymous says:

what happens when you call Slag fatter then Snarl

Feb 12, 2003

Anonymous says:

At least you won't see me as an Armada character

Feb 11, 2003

gabriel says:

This is the worst TF ever! It can barly stand up!

Jan 21, 2003

Firestorm says:

Unfortunately for Shockwave, no one warned him about the Dinobots' legendary flatulence.

Jan 17, 2003

frank says:

"Me Grimlock say, who left this crap on the floor?"

Jan 16, 2003

M says:

slag: Heh guys how wants to go hafers on a rape charge

Jan 13, 2003

Anonymous says:

Shockwave:"Can't...feel...arms!"

Jan 12, 2003

USAF Prime says:

*Grimlock to all* See! this what happens when watch Armada. You kill self! Now believe Grimlock?

Jan 7, 2003

shckwv says:

Slag: You have a honest smell...like a potato.

Jan 6, 2003

Starscream K'dash says:

Shockwave:Please....Be gentle..... C'mon I don't Bite...hard

Dec 30, 2002

Dynamus Prime says:

Grimlock: Now that we caught him, what we do with him? Slag: Boil him! Make Byrillium Baloney! Sludge: Deep fry! Snarl: Honey roast 'em! Tatse like peanuts! Swoop: No! Barbeque! All: YEAH!! BARBEQUE!!! BARBEQUE!!!

Dec 30, 2002

Anonymous says:

When La Blue Girl meets Tranformers.

Dec 30, 2002

Starscream K'dash says:

Coming Soon: "THE SHOCKWAVE 500"

Dec 30, 2002

Anonymous says:

shockwave-"build a spacebridge" he says "decepticons only use it" he says but NNNOOOOOOOOOOOO

Dec 29, 2002

Anonymous says:

Slag: Gar... me knocked him over! (to Soundwave) I'm sorry!
Soundwave: Apology... not accepted.

Dec 29, 2002

raijinald says:

Cybertron version of Jurassic Park. Robo dinos are going to dismember their humanoid prey.

Dec 25, 2002

Vector Sigma says:

Grimlock: "Next time, you best have my money...bitch!"

Dec 23, 2002

Anonymous says:

Shockwave: proportions way off...cannot..maintain...balance...

Dec 22, 2002

Anonymous says:

Shockwave: thats does it im going ti kill you all.

Dec 22, 2002

Anonymous says:

Me Grimlock call drumstick!

Dec 22, 2002

Anonymous says:

Shockwave teaches the Dinobots the art of synchronized swimming. Only... he forgot the water.

Dec 19, 2002

Sledge says:

"ME GRIMLOCK SAY POOP ON SHOCKWAVE !!"

Dec 17, 2002

Anonymous says:

Shockwave: You may appear to be so powerful just because of your intimidating looks and large numbers, but a person against all odds can beat anyone like Billy Lee in Double Dragon!
Grimlock: But he got killed by Big Boss Willy before rescuing Marian,

Dec 16, 2002

Anonymous says:

Shockwave: "He can't see me if I don't move"

Dec 16, 2002

Blast Cannon says:

Grimlock: Now quick, take his wallet!

Dec 16, 2002

Nameless says:

The Real Reason Why The Dinobots Were On Cybertron Under The Supervision Of Shockwave:

OPTIMUS WAS FED UP WITH THESE MONGOOLS!!!! (let another fool take care of them... hehehehe)

Dec 14, 2002

Anonymous says:

Shockwave keels over after seeing what appeared to be 5 gigantic robot dinosaurs...

Dec 13, 2002

Anonymous says:

Grimlock: My name is Daryl. And this is my brother Daryl. And this is my other brother Daryl. And this is...
Thus Shockwave short circuits trying to understand the illogicity of it all...

Dec 13, 2002

Anonymous says:

today on "Bass Fishing" the dinobots.

Dec 11, 2002

Chachi says:

Shockwave: "Observation: I'm buggered."
Grimlock: "Really? What your first clue, genius?"

Dec 10, 2002

Anonymous says:

Galactic Man?? Sorry, dude we thought you were someone else.

Dec 10, 2002

Anonymous says:

Grimlock: Ack, he no Shredder. Stupid Slag picked the wrong guy. Where is can opener guy? Tell Grimlock or Me bash brains!

Dec 10, 2002

Anonymous says:

"Deck the hall with parts of Shockwave...Fa La La La Laaa, La La La Laaa..."

Dec 10, 2002

Anonymous says:

OK Slag, turn him over, Sludge, watch the door, Swoop, grab the beer, and Snarl, sing Barry White!

Dec 10, 2002

Anonymous says:

Another career in pizza delivery comes to a screeching halt.

Dec 10, 2002

The King says:

When Jurassic Park meets Star Wars next on FOX.

Dec 10, 2002

Anonymous says:

excuse me, Shockwave,...you just got knocked da f**k out!!

Dec 10, 2002

Anonymous says:

Shockwave: Open the door, get on the floor, everyone do the dinosaur...
Grimlock: This song sucks!

Dec 10, 2002

Anonymous says:

Shockwave: Open the door, get on the floor, everyone do the dinosaur

Dec 10, 2002

vorlonshadow says:

Shockwave: If I play dead they might leave me alone.

Dec 10, 2002

Anonymous says:

..........me no remember eating that

Dec 10, 2002

Private_Random says:

Shockwave: I'm not dead yet!

Dec 10, 2002

Anonymous says:

Slag: You right Grimlock! Him do make laser noise if me step on him here!

Dec 10, 2002

Anonymous says:

Grimlock: ARRRRRR!!! Me Grimlock no like you!!!

Dec 9, 2002

Ibanezjimjim666 says:

This week on Cartoon Network's Cartoon Theatre.....The Land Before Time part 52: Journey to the Future!!!

Dec 9, 2002

Optimus Primevil says:

Announcer: The DwO (Dinobots' world order)has just attacked the undisputed champ.

Dec 9, 2002

Anonymous says:

ME wonder why human look at us in t.v. all the time. IS it me hair?

Dec 9, 2002

Anonymous says:

HAHa HE look like me upside down

Dec 9, 2002

Anonymous says:

Quick, grab his shoes!

Dec 9, 2002

Anonymous says:

Slag: YAAY! Chew toy fun!!! Shockwave: no... please... stop...

Dec 9, 2002

Anonymous says:

GRIMLOCK:Us Dinobots slay the one-eyed purple monster in Spike's pants!

Dec 9, 2002

Anonymous says:

Us Dinobots stomp Shockwave into ground like purple grape that he is!
Rest of the Dinos: Stomping grapes, stomping grapes!

Dec 9, 2002

Anonymous says:

You want me to stick my horns WHERE?!

Dec 9, 2002

Anonymous says:

The Dinobots' REAL job...working as hitmen for the Russian mafia.

Dec 9, 2002

Anonymous says:

prime-dinobots attack!
*2 seconds later-....good....job!

Dec 9, 2002

Anonymous says:

Grimlock: Me give him "Magnum" like Zoolander taught me, and he fall down...

Dec 9, 2002

Anonymous says:

Me Grimlock expected more of a challenge..

Dec 9, 2002

Firestorm says:

Grimlock: What? You mean he Christmas turkey? Me Grimlock say we got gyped!

Dec 7, 2002

Big Grim says:

" Me Slag think Him presenting !"

Dec 7, 2002

Jeremy says:

shockwave: oh oh im ur biggest fan guys i mean wow ur the *grimlock head shockwaves head off* grimlock ate shock wave he have no face

Dec 7, 2002

Anonymous says:

Grimlock: Sorry Optimus, Me Grimlock tag him too hard.

Dec 7, 2002

Skyfire the Artist says:

The aftermath of Shockwave admitting that he was Wheelie's biggest fan.

Dec 7, 2002

Anonymous says:

Headline: Dinobots dumb-founded as Shockwave tries to scratch an itch on his back

Dec 7, 2002

Anonymous says:

A new chew toy for the Dinobots! ^_^

Dec 7, 2002

PredaKing says:

Shockwave: "Perhaps if I lie perfectly still they won't see me?" Grimlock: "We Dinobots may be dumb but we not that stupid you cold piece of slag!" Slag: "Hey! Why is it they my name means something

Dec 7, 2002

Shermtron says:

Shockwave falls before tony sopranos newest lackys... the dinobots... pay up shockwave.

Dec 7, 2002

jeff says:

Shockwave falls before the collective might of the Dinobots!

Dec 7, 2002

Anonymous says:

You promised us a party, where are tha babes and snacks???

Dec 7, 2002

CapeMike says:

Prime quickly rued the day that Spike told the Dinobots about how cats leave 'presents' at their master's feet....

Dec 7, 2002

Anonymous says:

[The Dinobots try out for the new Slim Jim commercial] Snap into it, Shockwave! SW: Just kill me now.

Dec 6, 2002

D-Boy says:

Grimlock: what's wrong with it?
Slag: Dead battery I think...

Dec 6, 2002

Anonymous says:

Grimlock:WHERE YOU HIDE DINO-CRUNCHIES!?!?!? Shockwave:It wasn't me!I swear to Primus, Starscream did it!!! Slag:f&micro;&copy;k Dino-Crunchies! Me just eat him! Shockwave:NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Dec 6, 2002

Triple H says:

Grimlock: It's time to play the game!!!

Dec 6, 2002

Glen says:

SHOCKWAVE: Ain't it always the same? You get in the mode, then company shows!

Dec 6, 2002

mouse says:

Fire Breath, the breath that stop a Decepticon dead in his tracks...poor Shockwave had to find this out the hard way.

Dec 6, 2002

Anonymous says:

Unable to comprehend the Dinobots' own 'special' interpretation of the English language, Shockwave's newly installed Word Program crashes his entire system.

Dec 6, 2002

Firestorm says:

5 Dinobots.

1 C-10 loose Shockwave.

Tonight on the WWE.

Dec 6, 2002

Anonymous says:

Hey I kicked all your dino asses in the comic books. Damn you cartoon writers!!!

Dec 6, 2002

Anonymous says:

"Come on! Grimlock breath not that bad!"

Dec 6, 2002

Suzuki says:

Thanksgiving late, but we make acception for better turkey!

Dec 6, 2002

FortMax says:

...and that was the first and last time the dinobots played football with shockwave

Dec 6, 2002

Anonymous says:

Grimlock: Him already pass out? All we do is say "boo!'

Dec 6, 2002

Slappyfrog says:

Sludge: Have you seen our puppy?

Dec 6, 2002

Shadowman says:

Upon realizing he was no match for a group of deadly dinosuars, Shockwave had one thing to say...Shockwave: Oh #&!%!!!

Dec 6, 2002

Big Grim says:

Grimlock: "Worst Goal Celebration Ever !"

Dec 6, 2002

Pokejedservo says:

Shockwave is having a particular disliking to the Steven Speilberg version of "Transformers The Movie".

Dec 6, 2002

Anonymous says:

Caption: The truth as to how Shockwave gained his popularity in the TF-Universe!!! Lying on his back, waiting for the Dinobots to c...uhm...arrive! :)

Dec 6, 2002

Anonymous says:

Grimlock: "Me Grimlock GREATEST Warrior!!! Look!! Have Shockwave Bear-skin rugg too proove!!!" Slag: "Him grimlock say Bare-skin?!" Sludge: "What he say?" Swoop: "Me Swoop say Whoopee!&quo

Dec 6, 2002

Anonymous says:

Grimlock: Shock wave you idiot you were to stand againt the wall dang it THE WALL!!! how do you expect to be good at hide and seek? Sludge: Wall Purple! Ground blue! My god are you color blind!?!?!?

Dec 6, 2002

Unknown says:

Grimock:Why Shockwave lay down like candy?

Dec 6, 2002

dino says:

shockwave: I had to stay on this planet Help me

Dec 6, 2002

Ratbat says:

Grimlock: Now you Shockwave know how Jesus felt

Dec 6, 2002

Anonymous says:

Low on funds for their Energon habit, the Dinobots resort to mugging Shockwave.

Dec 6, 2002

TeleTran2005 says:

Me Grimlock eat you now

Dec 6, 2002

Anonymous says:

As Shockwave's computer could not process the fact that Dino's aren't extincted, he completely falls in shut down...

Dec 6, 2002

Anonymous says:

[Slag speaks] Guess what, Shockwave? You're about to become molten metal!

Dec 6, 2002

Anonymous says:

Snarl: Me want his limp
Slag: Me want his leg
Grimlock: Me want his head
Swoop:Me want his arm
Sludge: Me want his foot
Shockwave: Just let me have my only eye please!

Dec 6, 2002

Anonymous says:

Hmmmm... Me Grimlock think energon is getting drasticly low here...we go back to earth!

Dec 6, 2002

Anonymous says:

Grrrrr... Me Slag bite his dick off!!!

Dec 6, 2002

Anonymous says:

Hey Dino's why don't you relax and come lay next to me, and soak up some sun dudes!!!

Dec 6, 2002

bob says:

Oh my god! Shockwave has shrunk!