...your heads on a plate.
Whilst you were off having your historical war for the Dogfood matrix or whatever, we (...well, *I*) decided now
was the best time to go on the offensive.
So, I recruited the Decepticons AND Autobots into a contest to see which one of the two factions could destroy you the quickest during the 3 rounds of your
tourney and offered each faction a €100,000 prize to be shared between the winners.They were briefed to stop you, wherever they could, however they could.
Neither faction disappointed.
Linked below are the score threads that were placed in both Iacon and Darkmount where the kills were requested, moved to GD so you can all see they were counted fairly.
These are the final results: 162 442
Click on the faction icon to see the scorethread from each of the 2 factions, and know that you were defeated by your elders and betters. And then again single-handedly by Halo and Chronic.
The individual breakdown goes like this:
vaporretarder: 46 (winner €50,000)
Dragonslayer: 29 (winner €30,000)
Kickyourassacons: 26 (winner €20,000)
Evolution Prime: 16
Thunder Maximus: 11
Chronic: 175 (winner €40,000)
Halo: 106 (winner €30,000)
Editor: 69 (winner €15,000)
slip: 56 (winner €15,000)
Omega Charge: 12
Read it and weep, vermin.
(Congratulations and thanks to all who took part from both factions regardless of your scores - but especially to the bots who had to put up with me invading their sanctuary to bring them this game due to lack of active 'bot mods. I hope you all enjoyed yourselves.
Bots, your payment will be with you as soon as OS allows, Cons are being paid as you read this...)A 'WarPorn Industries' production: If we're gonna have a war, lets do it properly...