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	TECH SPECS STR: 6 INT: 0 SPD: 4 END: 3 RNK: 0 CRG: 2 FRP: 1 SKL: 0 ALTERNATE MODE Class: Tough Land Animal Desc: Lion PERFORMANCE SUMMARY [Detail] Mission: 35% Arena: 65% Kills: 821 (0.13 per day) OVERALL GAME RANK Not currently ranked.

Wailing Monkey Pump

"Freedom is the right of my fist in your &$#*%* face... you freakin' freedom fighter."

Level 3 Autobot

Team:	The Ineptibots v0.3
Commander:	Me, Grimlock!
Faction:	Autobot
Level:	3
Total XP:	415,935xp
Weapon:
Doing:	Inactive

Wailing Monkey Pump's Bio

[ Profile, the Likes of Which You Have Never Seen! ]

You may ask yourself, "Is Wailing Monkey Pump planning on winning any battles?" Probably not.

Our man Wailing Monkey Pump is the product of a three-o'clock insomnia bout with a man better equipped to harness the power of time than think at such a ghastly hour. He drives nails into boards with his bare head and powers the mighty Hamsterbotmobile. At the behest of Optimus Prime, Wailing Monkey Pump has been working on his skills at hitting the broadside of a barn.

This just in! While smoking fumes given off by the Autobot Matrix of Leadership, he was temporarily endowed with supernatural powers, transforming him into the Autobot known as Wailing Monkey Pump! Having lost that power, he still calls himself Wailing Monkey Pump because he wails, he's a monkey, and he knows how to use a pump. Able to shoot rapidfire streams of monkeys out of his chestplate, he is a more formidable and annoying threat than ever before. Watch your backs, Decepticons; there may be a monkey on it!

[ No-Nonsense, Commercialistic Upgrade! ]

Mini-Con haven: Attach seventy million Mini-Cons up his nose and watch him fall over helplessly! Attaching Mini-Cons also gives him the power to check out how many Mini-Cons he can attach to himself.

[ Lowly, Lowly Weaknesses! ]

Often forgets to zip up his fly after taking that pre-battle leak.

[ Mind-Numbing Gestalt Action! ]

Becomes the head of the Ineptibot gestalt, Clumsy Oaf.

Wailing Monkey Pump's recent battles

MISSION HISTORY Wailing Monkey Pump does not currently have any mission logs available.

ARENA HISTORY Wailing Monkey Pump does not currently have any arena logs available.

[ Incoming message. Source unknown. ] [ Click to attempt signal recovery... ]

		> COMM LINK: ONLINE
		> SIGNAL SOURCE: MOON BASE ONE (DARK SIDE)
		> ENCRYPTION: AUTOBOT CYBER-LEVEL 4
		> TRANSMISSION TYPE: AUDIO-VISUAL
		> STATUS: STABLE ☑

		> PLAYBACK BEGINNING...
				

		> DECRYPTION KEY: 5 ROBOT POINTS
		> MESSAGE: "IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT..."
		> RESPONSE: "...AND I FEEL FINE."
				

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