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	TECH SPECS STR: 5 INT: 0 SPD: 3 END: 4 RNK: 0 CRG: 1 FRP: 2 SKL: 0 ALTERNATE MODE Class: Tank Desc: Tank PERFORMANCE SUMMARY [Detail] Mission: 31% Arena: 49% Kills: 657 (0.11 per day) OVERALL GAME RANK Not currently ranked.

Burnimus Tank

"Squashed you, peasanty."

Level 3 Autobot

Team:	The Ineptibots v0.3
Commander:	Me, Grimlock!
Faction:	Autobot
Level:	3
Total XP:	372,023xp
Weapon:
Doing:	Inactive

Burnimus Tank's Bio

[ Profile, the Likes of Which You Have Never Seen! ]

Trogdor T. Burninator ('the' being his middle name) had a passion for reckless, wanton, unintelligent burnination. Unfortunately it was Autobot City he mistakenly kept burninating. Quickly realized this, his fellow Autobots placed him on overwhelming front lines to lay waste to Decepticon cornfields. There he accidentally blastinated legendary leader Optimus Prime into smoulderinating particles. Peering closer at the wreckage, Trogdor noticed the familiar glow of the Autobot Matrix of Leadership and thought, "Hey, the Autobot Matrix of Leadership." Grasping it, he was transforminated from Trogdor into the legendination of Burnimus Prime! He now wieldinates its mighty fury, stupidly unleashinating it backwards and plowing his vapid, kickback-thrown keister into backstabbing Decepticons. The Matrix has since doubled the stopping power of his incredible burnination. It now sits on his mantle.

Burnimus Prime, demoted! And coincidentally after sucking so much. With Optimus Prime reclaiming the Matrix, Burny is now referred to as Burnimus Truck. But like any good G1 continuity error, his form didn't change because that would mean a reset and then havoc ensues and what with the thing and the thing and... just too much hassle.

Oh boy. Someone get me a Dramamine.

[ No-Nonsense, Commercialistic Upgrade! ]

New stuff! Burnimus Prime now with chest-burstin' cassette technology! Sold in a two-pack, his cassettes, The Cheat (saboteur), and Fhqwhgads (really only good for playing old New Order tunes) are summoned at his behest to lay waste to countless Decepticon bookstores! What with the Autobot Matrix of Leadership in the way, Burnimus' tape deck has been fused shut, and his tapes must now burst through his chest cavity to go into action.

[ Lowly, Lowly Weaknesses! ]

Still living down the fact that he got voted out in semifinals of last season's Pop Idol.

[ Mind-Numbing Gestalt Action! ]

Becomes the chest of the Ineptibot gestalt, Clumsy Oaf. Includes all you see here. Each sold separately.

Burnimus Tank's recent battles

MISSION HISTORY Burnimus Tank does not currently have any mission logs available.

ARENA HISTORY Burnimus Tank does not currently have any arena logs available.