Heavy Metal War - The Ultimate Online Battle Between Good and Evil

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Class:	Mega Land Animal
Desc:	Tyranosaurus Rex

PERFORMANCE SUMMARY	[Detail]

Mission:

32%

Arena:

63%

Kills:

790 (0.13 per day)

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Colecovision AI

"Who da man? Not *me*! Look at me! I only got four colours! I'm from the 80s! No one born after 1985 has ever seen me! I'm a freakin' Colecovision! Pffff."

Level 2 Autobot


Team:	The Ineptibots v0.3
Commander:	Me, Grimlock!
Faction:	Autobot
Level:	2
Total XP:	414,895xp
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Doing:	Inactive

Colecovision AI's Bio

[ Profile, the Likes of Which You Have Never Seen! ]

The wrath of a mousetrap! The intelligence of a blithering idiot! The speed of a sunken battleship! The fashion sense of a babboon! The depth perception of that really funky one-eyed dude from Space Fury! How does he do it? By trying to make sense of Wheelie's blabber!

Curses like a trippin'-out Q*Bert: usually with blundering, random noises but without the punchy speech balloons. Flies like a Zaxxon pilot: straight into immobile objects. Gives angry glares like Donkey Kong with a Groucho Marx disguise. What else could you ask for? Intelligence. And more of it.

As the Ineptibots' tracker, thinks and acts like whatever game cartridge you plug into the top of his head. His strategy for zeroing in and attacking an adversary usually consists of finding the straightest path to that adversary and then following it. If a wall is in his way, rather than going around it, he'll wait for that wall to somehow--some way--come down, or for his adversary to move left or right. Either that or he'll just randomly move in any given direction. Heh. Saw that little nugget of ultimate strategem once on Ladybug.

And he's a dinosaur. A dinosaur! Get it?

Also sports new 4-bit graphic technology.

[ No-Nonsense, Commercialistic Upgrade! ]

Six-changing commercialist nonsense! Colecovision A.I. now has the power to transform into six identical and equally sluggish versions of himself! Redundant action to the power of six!

[ Lowly, Lowly Weaknesses! ]

Acts like a freaking carny whenever someone shoves Carnival into his cartridge slot.

[ Mind-Numbing Gestalt Action! ]

Becomes the right arm of the Ineptibot gestalt, Clumsy Oaf.