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TECH SPECS
STR: 2
INT: 0
SPD: 0
END: 2
RNK: 0
CRG: 1
FRP: 0
SKL: 0
ALTERNATE MODE
Class: Medium Vehicle
Desc: Chevrolet Corvette Convertible
Chevrolet Corvette Convertible

PERFORMANCE SUMMARY
Mission: 16%
Arena: 26%
Kills: 91 (0.01 per day)


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Pizza Delivery Car

"Who wantsa da pizza??!"

Level 1 Autobot

Team: The Ineptibots v0.3
Commander: Me, Grimlock!
Faction: Autobot
Level: 1
Total XP: 47,649xp
Weapon:
Doing: Inactive


Pizza Delivery Car's Bio

[ Profile, the Likes of Which You Have Never Seen! ]

The unanswerable question: Why is it you never see Peter Gabriel, Peter David, Gabriel Byrne, and David Byrne in the same room at the same time? They are one, all consciences implanted into the new Pizza Delivery Car. And each likes different pizza toppings. Delivers the fresh heads of dead Decepticons in thirty minutes or they're free.

Pizza Delivery Car isn't exactly your best friend. He's pretty angry. He hates the paperboy. He hates the TV repairman. He hates himself... or at least when the voices in his head tell him he should. And he's nuts and just complains, complains, complains. Everyone's getting sick of his no-can-do attitude, especially when rent is due. This dude seriously needs one humongoid vacation. (And don't say anything, but his breath kinda stinks. But you didn't hear it from me.)

Also, nobody understands a frickin' word this guy says. He got mugged by some underachieving Decepticons, and all the Cons could do before backup arrived was install some weird language chip and then spraypaint 'San Dimas High School Football Rules' over his chestplate. Then they had to cheese it.

Keeps asking his dad if he can borrow the keys to himself. Highly endorses Gibson's X-Factor guitars.

[ No-Nonsense, Commercialistic Upgrade! ]

Headmaster action! Rip his head off and watch him walk into stuff like a wall or your dog! Colorblind Nebulan partner, Stank, got his driver's license at an autobody shop. But don't let that fool you: He still drives on the right side of the sidewalk.

[ Lowly, Lowly Weaknesses! ]

Never comes through on his thirty-minutes-or-it's-free guarantee.

[ Mind-Numbing Gestalt Action! ]

Becomes the torso of the Ineptibot gestalt, Clumsy Oaf.


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