[ Profile, the Likes of Which You Have Never Seen! ]
The return of Elvis Lives in a Car! Because you demanded it! No, not you, the--yeah, you. What were you thinking?
The Autobots' next best defense against the Decepticons! And guess what...? He's a real karaoke machine, too! Optimus Prime has ordered the brain of the King of Rock himself be implanted into the technological might of an Autobot chassis. He now converts himself into a sleek, sexy, white Elvismobile and cruises the roadways of Gracelandicon searching for the beautiful honeys with the blue suede shoes, uh-huh.
[ No-Nonsense, Commercialistic Upgrade! ]
New Jumpstarter crash-and-burn! Elvis Lives in a Bot has been retooled to become your least-favourite type of Transformer, the type that just pops open... but with a stylish wig! Yank him back and then let go to watch him rush headlong off your table and probably under your couch!
[ Lowly, Lowly Weaknesses! ]
Has yet to learn to properly tie his bootlaces.
[ Mind-Numbing Gestalt Action! ]
Becomes the afro hair-do of the Ineptibot gestalt, Clumsy Oaf. Absolute mockery ensues.
Elvis Lives in a Bot's recent battles
MISSION HISTORY
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ARENA HISTORY
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[ Incoming message. Source unknown. ]
[ Click to attempt signal recovery... ]
> COMM LINK: ONLINE
> SIGNAL SOURCE: MOON BASE ONE (DARK SIDE)
> ENCRYPTION: AUTOBOT CYBER-LEVEL 4
> TRANSMISSION TYPE: AUDIO-VISUAL
> STATUS: STABLE ☑
> PLAYBACK BEGINNING...
> DECRYPTION KEY: 5 ROBOT POINTS
> MESSAGE: "IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT..."
> RESPONSE: "...AND I FEEL FINE."
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