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Ice Cream Headache
"The ashes of one's enemies makes an excellent topping."
Level 1 Autobot
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Team: | The Ineptibots v0.3 |
Commander: | Me, Grimlock! |
Faction: | Autobot |
Level: | 1 |
Total XP: | 30,586xp |
Weapon: | |
Doing: | Inactive |
Ice Cream Headache's Bio
[ Profile, the Likes of Which You Have Never Seen! ]
Your key to extreme, mind-numbing torture! The ice cream headache is cold. The ice cream headache is cruel. If you do not pace yourself, you will get a visit from the ice cream headache. Mind his painful cold grip around your skull and spine. He does not take well to others. The ice cream headache is deadly.
Franky, he's a pile o' scrap. But a *freakishly stupid* pile o' scrap! After having spent way too many mealtimes in the Ineptibot freezer, Ice Cream Headache has degenerated into the first ever Transformer caveman. Grunts and monosyllabic words are all this ham-n-egger speaks, but he's soon going to discover fire and possibly may evolve into something with the mental fortitude to discern the difference between an enemy sentry and a sandwich. Loves to drag female Autobots around by the hair and have staring contests with Laserbeak. His chest cavity has been cleaned out (read: blown out) to make room for the Ineptibots' snacks and The Village Idiot's Sesame Street playphone. Has used crutons as a sundae topping.
On the high scores table, is the top Transformer who has to do with ice cream, and who has 'ice cream' in his name, and whose name is Ice Cream Headache.
[ No-Nonsense, Commercialistic Upgrade! ]
New Targetmaster nonsense! Ice Cream Headache now partners with the Nebulan Microwave Leakage, who transforms into super foam Nerf dart gun action to bring you lethal doses of ice cold irradiated power.
[ Lowly, Lowly Weaknesses! ]
Cries in sad movies. And then everyone laughs at him. (Sissy.)
[ Mind-Numbing Gestalt Action! ]
Becomes the weapon of the Ineptibot gestalt, Clumsy Oaf. Also becomes his tasty treat.
Ice Cream Headache's recent battles
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