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TECH SPECS
STR: 2
INT: 0
SPD: 4
END: 1
RNK: 0
CRG: 1
FRP: 0
SKL: 0
ALTERNATE MODE
Class: Medium Vehicle
Desc: Pontiac Solstice
Pontiac Solstice

PERFORMANCE SUMMARY
Mission: 25%
Arena: 49%
Kills: 209 (0.03 per day)


OVERALL GAME RANK
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Narcoleptic Stuntcar

"Zzzzzzzzzzz."

Level 2 Autobot

Team: The Ineptibots v0.3
Commander: Me, Grimlock!
Faction: Autobot
Level: 2
Total XP: 93,792xp
Weapon:
Doing: Inactive


Narcoleptic Stuntcar's Bio

[ Profile, the Likes of Which You Have Never Seen! ]

(From the secret datafiles of some random stranger.)

Is there anything he can't do? Yes! Plenty! Falls asleep at erratic intervals, careening over clifftops and the broken bodies of Autobot sleep specialists. Kicks butt as long as he can stay awake long enough to locate the proper butts.

Great gastrointestinal disease! Narcoleptic Stuntcar now a freaking tank! Since things stopped making sense for the poor Ineptibots, Narco got reformatted into a tank because he was just sucking in the battlefield. But he kept the same name because it would take too long to order a new nameplate for his desk. Now we'll get to see how much he'll screw up as a new altmode. Ice Cream Headache is taking bets now!

[ No-Nonsense, Commercialistic Upgrade! ]

Cool add-ons to make you wonder what will they think of next! Big, cumbersome Pretender shell makes Narcoleptic Stuntcar assume the form of a big, red snooze button and takes hours to install!

[ Lowly, Lowly Weaknesses! ]

Oh, come on!! Do I really have to spell it out for you??!

[ Mind-Numbing Gestalt Action! ]

Becomes the other left leg of the Ineptibot gestalt, Clumsy Oaf, which is why his foot is often asleep.


Narcoleptic Stuntcar's recent battles
MISSION HISTORY
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ARENA HISTORY
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