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Colonel Mustard
"Colonel H. Motherf#ckin' Mustard, holla at ya boy, I gets money!"
Level 11 Decepticon
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Team: | Running Joke [RDD] |
Commander: | Name_Violation |
Faction: | Decepticon |
Level: | 11 |
Total XP: | 233,690,534xp |
Weapon: | Fusion Cannon |
Doing: | Inactive |
Colonel Mustard's Bio
CLONED SPARK HYBRIDS: HUN-GRRR/GALVATRON
FUNCTION: LORD OF CHAOS
(from Unicrons Datatrax)
Unicron: (Narrating) He was the baddest motherf#cker that Bowels of Unicron had ever seen...
Colonel Mustard: Colonel H. Motherf#ckin' Mustard, holla at ya boy, I gets money!
Unicron: He trained like a beast...
Colonel Mustard: Ya'll gonna have to kick me out of this b!tch! I'm having the TIME OF MY LIFE!
Unicron: He was so bad, he even called me, Unicron himself, a...
Colonel Mustard: B!TCH @$$ N!66@!
Colonel Mustard: This is how you break your foot off in a motherf#cker's @$$! (He kicks through two energy hoops and smashes two circut panels) Hi-yaaah!
(Several Minnions encircle Mustard)
Colonel Mustard: Oooh! You cold-hearted n!66@ monsters gonna try to swarm on a n!66@, huh?!
(Mustard begins to beat the crap out of the minnions.)
Colonel Mustard: You just got a two-piece combo with a biscuit, ho!
Colonel Mustard: I gots me a cann-nin!! AAAAAAH!! Got ya, n!66@! I see ya, I see ya!
Unicron: Mustard, your heart of darkness has earned you a trip back, you have my blessings to exact vengance on the Autobots and to spread ignorance and chaos in the Decepticon community, they will be no match for you.
(Unicron Exhales Mustard and blasts him to Cyberton.)
Colonel Mustard: Unicron ain't sh!t! I'm gonna get you, Autobots!
Abilities: Subject possesses phenomenal physical strength and endurance, as well as great intelligence. when not focusing on his own immediate goals, he is an excellent military strategist and a fearsome soldier. In tank mode, he can convert the raw materials he runs over into projectiles, shooting them at targets like missiles. In robot mode, he wields a powerful fusion cannon.
Weakness: Subjects focus on himself diminishes his focus on Decepticon goals. Subject is infuriated by organic creatures and refuses to use his tank mode's cannons on them, preferring to crush them up close and then spraying the pieces of bodies back at the ones who are in the back lines.
Colonel Mustard's recent battles
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