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Nobody
"Fully assembled."
Level 10 Decepticon
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| Team: | Running Joke [RDD] |
| Commander: | Name_Violation |
| Faction: | Decepticon |
| Level: | 10 |
| Total XP: | 100,697,941xp |
| Weapon: | |
| Doing: | Inactive |
Nobody's Bio
CLONED SPARK: BOMB-BURST
FUNCTION: PROTOTYPE
AD HOC
Aperature Science's
Developmental
Hostile-Environment
Operations
Convert-o-tron
Profile: For a limited time we're offering a prototype from us here at Aperture. Don't believe the folks that say "Oh, thats just a gun taped to a fan in an electric wheelchair". Believe me, we here at Aperture know what we're doing. No cut corners around here. We fill all the corners. Even in circles. Somebody add corners to my circles, what am I paying these scientists for anyway? Non-euclidean geometry my ass. Trust me folks, we're offering you the chance of a lifetime. Thats right folks, you too can buy these military grade units from us dirt cheap. How cheap? Wholesale cheap. Cheap enough to make grandma "slip and fall" cheap. Moderate 6 digits cheap. We've even got an installment plan for you really cheap bastards. You can buy it a part at a time on lay-away. Thats right folks, a few dead relative and you too can afford this product. Grandma out lived he usefullness anyway. ACT NOW! Operaters are standing by....
Abilities: Projected to become a valuable colectors item.
Weakness: Limited time offer only. offer expires while you wait. Some assembly required. Instructions not included, add only $999,999,999 shiping and handling, No guarrentee, contract void if inspected. Add sales tax. Out of state orders add surcharge. Void where prohibited. Must be 18 to order. Supplies are limited. First come, first serve.
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