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TEAM SUMMARY
Team: WarPorn Industries [RDD]
Energon: €1,304,109
Total XP: 17,825,627 xp
Decepticon

PERFORMANCE SUMMARY
Mission: 71%
Arena: 53%
Kills: 15656 (0.96 per day)

WarPorn Industries [RDD]

"WarPorn Industries: united as one, divided by zero"
Commander: Psychout
Allegiance: Decepticon
Sub-faction: None
Members: 12
Energon: €1,304,109
Donations: €813,000
Total XP: 17,825,627 xp
Average XP: 1,485,469 xp
Average level: 4

Team members

Character
Tech Specs
Rank
Location
Cassette
Psychout
Level 53,527,627xp
STR
INT
SPD
END
RNK
CRG
FRP
SKL
240 Inactive
10 4 7 2 0 6 0 0
Black Widow Spider
Parasite
Level 53,098,753xp
STR
INT
SPD
END
RNK
CRG
FRP
SKL
248 Inactive
4 4 6 2 0 7 8 0
Battle Ambulance
Mal Practice
Level 51,948,603xp
STR
INT
SPD
END
RNK
CRG
FRP
SKL
283 Inactive
9 4 5 2 1 6 0 0
Rabbit
Zombi Cheerleader
Level 41,547,083xp
STR
INT
SPD
END
RNK
CRG
FRP
SKL
294 Inactive
9 0 5 2 0 6 0 0
Toaster
Nemesis Wheelie
Level 41,494,185xp
STR
INT
SPD
END
RNK
CRG
FRP
SKL
295 Inactive
9 0 5 1 0 6 0 0
Porsche 935 Turbo
Evil the Car
Level 41,385,481xp
STR
INT
SPD
END
RNK
CRG
FRP
SKL
301 Inactive
8 0 6 2 1 5 0 0
Starfighter
Darth Fear
Level 31,017,796xp
STR
INT
SPD
END
RNK
CRG
FRP
SKL
N/A Inactive
8 0 5 1 0 5 0 0
Semi Cab
Primal Fear
Level 3892,714xp
STR
INT
SPD
END
RNK
CRG
FRP
SKL
N/A Inactive
7 0 5 2 0 5 0 0
Wolf
Silver Fang
Level 3782,423xp
STR
INT
SPD
END
RNK
CRG
FRP
SKL
N/A Inactive
7 0 5 0 0 5 0 0
Tank
Hard Wired
Level 3770,687xp
STR
INT
SPD
END
RNK
CRG
FRP
SKL
N/A Inactive
7 0 4 2 0 5 0 0
Tenticled Creature
Tetrahydrocannabinol
Level 3698,747xp
STR
INT
SPD
END
RNK
CRG
FRP
SKL
N/A Inactive
7 0 5 2 0 4 0 0
Dodge Viper Hardtop
Hazard
Level 3661,528xp
STR
INT
SPD
END
RNK
CRG
FRP
SKL
N/A Inactive
7 0 5 0 0 5 0 0

About WarPorn Industries [RDD]

WarPorn Industries
Taking the last shred of dignity the Heavy Metal War had left and making it into a hat.

Devised by the scheming Decepticon cassette reject Psychout and aided by his sadistic Medic partner Mal Practice, WarPorn industries have many interests in prolonging the great war where they make their energon as Entertainers and Industrialists, Zealots and Playboys, and like it that way.

WarPorn Industries are a Decepticon team in the Heavy Metal Wars and are one of the commanding units within the warrior clan, the RDD.

The public face of WarPorn
The teams enormous industrial facility and tax-haven resembles a gigantic seemingly dilapidated industrial facility situated on the RDD warmoon Neo Kaon. With their entertainment facilities legendary across the planet, WarPorn Industries in the past have led hunts, tournaments and created micro-wars within wars all in the name of having a good time and raking in the energon. Believing in showing the best face possible at all times, Psychout ensures that all those who sign up to follow his masters are supplied with the very best of everything - from refined energon upon demand to the fluffiest pillows left in their personalised CR Chambers. They make a great point of not taking the war seriously, fully aware as they are that should peace break out accross Cybertron, their income would dry up in an instant, and try to ensure that all around them have as much fun as they do.

It is also widely known that the public entertainment arm of WarPorn Industries is a mere front, and their commanders light hearted and outgoing demeanour hides a dark secret that few outside the Decepticons are aware of. What most arent aware of is just how dark a secret can be...


The truth about WarPorn
Few have been allowed to set foot inside the vast facility where WarPorn industries hide themselves away, but those who have been given that luxury tell whispered stories of the opulent luxury and wealth that they have witnessed, rumoured to be far beyond that which is possible from the mere spoils of war. It will never be known exactly which stories are true or planted by Psychout himself, but whilst the facility does indeed contain a factory it is but a cog in the greater machine, the true nature of the facility is far more sinister. Enthralled by the will of the Necronomitron, the members of WarPorn Industries collect souls for their master, the auditor of sparks and keeper of the 'masterlist'. Fuelled by an insanity brought on by centuries and under Psychout's forced control, the bringer of death has been tricked into an eternal pact; to aid Psychout in extending the war indefinitely and grant him the power over life and death. Using a combination of mechanical necromancy, illegal enhancements and experimental mind wiping techniques alongside good old fashion smelting equipment, graves are looted, randomly selected empties and the occasional contract collection are abducted and either brainwashed into servitude, their bodies used a vessel for an undead horror, or they are melted down and recycled into armaments and eqiupment to be sold on the black market. In return for this callous abuse of his power, the unhinged Necronomitron waits in his cranial imprisonment harvesting the extinguished sparks for his forces of the damned, laying in wait to strike down the living and usher into existence the reign of the undead.


WarPorn Operations
Media
The 'public' aspect of WarPorn Industries. All the teams public operations converge here under the watchful eyes of Zombi Cheerleader, Evil the Car and Nemesis Wheelie, the youngest members of the squad. It is the job of these three to ensure that those inducted into the way of WarPorn learn the true delights of joining the team only when they are truly ready. They use whatever means are required to keep its secrets intact and it is from here that the all invasive and public entertainment arm of the WarPorn media empire is controlled, and made available for all.

The giftshop is also here, and takes all forms of energon payment (no refunds).

Industrial
The low-key recycling operation of WarPorn; making regular trips to the war torn wastelands of Cybertron collecting the dead and wounded that litter the planet, bringing them back to the factory and sorting them by their usefulness like cattle. Those who are strong of mind or body are sent for processing into the Necronomitrons service whilst the weaker acquisitions are forcibly smelted down and used for fuel, materials and, on one memorable occasion, wallpaper. The luckiest ones are the those that die, for they will join the Masters army and be free. Three vile overlords, Primal Fear, Silver Fang and Hard Wired oversee the factory and its raw materials processing with an adamantium fist, viciously putting down any insurrection and enjoy their work with a soulless passion, passing these wretched creatures on to their fate with a callous glee.

No Unions allowed.

Scientific
Ruled by WarPorn's well known technological necromancer, Mal Practice, he and his vile creations - Tetrahydrocannabinol and Parasite - work secretly and in the shadows. The vilest of the WarPorn Industrialists, as well as being accomplished engineers all three are dark practitioners and drug refiners responsible for giving the active team members the edge in combat, be it through illegal substances, organic enhancements or just invoking the darkest of satanic empowerments thus cursing their subjects to an eternal unlife as unwilling, soulless decaying automatons. These mechanoid vivisectionists care nothing for those who's upgrades they are forcibly removing, what creatures they summon or how much anguish they cause, and only care that the Master is happy and that the boss still approves their astronomical expense claims.

Please supply your own HazMat suit.

Cultists
In the darkest recesses of the WarPorn Industrial Facility and Recycling centre lies a hidden crypt. Within that crypt lies an altar, and upon that altar lies a handful of ancient gears and cogs. It is through these items that Psychout truly gains the power of his captive dark-deity. Lord Fear, the last surviving cultist of the Necronomitron prior to its entrapment on a forgotten asteroid, tracked Psychout down and, realising there was no hope of immediately releasing his Master, pledged his service to WarPorn Industries. In return the scheming cassette charged him a great task: to take his slave Hazard and Psychout's own second, Mal Practice, and to unlock the power of these artefacts, thus bringing the true power of the Necronomitron back to the living realm.
He named Fear as his Cardinal and gifted him with an ornate dagger crafted from the gears and pistons of the Necronomiton itself. Now, using this sacrificial knife, Darth Fear pierces the spark of those who he dedicates to his dark god whilst calling upon the Necronomitrons power, and each victim brings he and his allies one little step closer to returning the Auditor of Reality to his rightful place at the top of the universe.

This is the closest guarded secret of the team, as Psychout is fully aware that even most of his fellow Decepticons would shun him should these dark acts become common knowledge, therefore Darth Fear keeps his true identity shrouded and his secrets hidden from all, especially to his allies and team mates...

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