Heavy Metal War - Mission #235739

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Mission #235739:
Lumberjack match

The Autobots have won the mission.

Transformer

Level

Final Condition

Score

	THEIR OWN ASS
	Team:	The Misaligned [RDD]
	Cdr:	Bumblevivisector

Stasis lock
(0% health)

172,032 xp
€1,008

	Gryffindor
	Team:	Defenders of the Realm
	Cdr:	victori

Severely injured
(16% health)

29,512 xp
€2,618

Mission log

	Action	Status
00:10	Gryffindor transforms into a Opportunistic Air Animal and strafes THEIR OWN ASS. Gryffindor strafes THEIR OWN ASS. Gryffindor strafes THEIR OWN ASS. Gryffindor strafes THEIR OWN ASS. Gryffindor strafes THEIR OWN ASS. Gryffindor strafes THEIR OWN ASS. Gryffindor strafes THEIR OWN ASS.	THEIR OWN ASS is slightly damaged (81% power remaining). THEIR OWN ASS is injured (72% power remaining). THEIR OWN ASS is injured (65% power remaining). THEIR OWN ASS is injured (55% power remaining). THEIR OWN ASS is damaged (50% power remaining). THEIR OWN ASS is damaged (40% power remaining). THEIR OWN ASS is damaged (31% power remaining).
00:16	THEIR OWN ASS transforms into a Sharkticon and Bites Gryffindor.	Gryffindor is injured (74% power remaining).
00:49	THEIR OWN ASS transforms into a Sharkticon and Bites Gryffindor.	Gryffindor is damaged (45% power remaining).
01:15	Gryffindor hits THEIR OWN ASS with a Reaver-Wrecking Railgun.	THEIR OWN ASS is severely injured (27% power remaining).
01:18	THEIR OWN ASS transforms into a Sharkticon and Bites Gryffindor.	Gryffindor is severely injured (16% power remaining).
01:27	Gryffindor transforms into a Opportunistic Air Animal and strafes THEIR OWN ASS. Gryffindor strafes THEIR OWN ASS. Gryffindor strafes THEIR OWN ASS.	THEIR OWN ASS is severely injured (12% power remaining). THEIR OWN ASS is severely damaged (4% power remaining). THEIR OWN ASS has gone into stasis lock!

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		> COMM LINK: ONLINE
		> SIGNAL SOURCE: MOON BASE ONE (DARK SIDE)
		> ENCRYPTION: AUTOBOT CYBER-LEVEL 4
		> TRANSMISSION TYPE: AUDIO-VISUAL
		> STATUS: STABLE ☑

		> PLAYBACK BEGINNING...

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		> RESPONSE: "...AND I FEEL FINE."

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Mission #235739: Lumberjack match

The Autobots have won the mission.

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Mission #235739:
Lumberjack match