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Heavy Metal War - The Ultimate Online Battle Between Good and Evil

Mission #53683:
Cage match


The Decepticons have won the mission.

# Transformer Level Final Condition Score    
1
  THEIR OWN ASS
  Team:   The Misaligned [RDD]
  Cdr:   Bumblevivisector
7 Injured
(61% health) 		22,772 xp 
€1,459 
 Sharkticon
2
  Bvb
  Team:   Betty Swallocks
  Cdr:   Stephanos
8 Stasis lock
(0% health) 		17,302 xp 
€886 
 Robot Santa
3
  D-M.A.X.
  Team:   Dark Transformers
  Cdr:   Bad Wolf
8 Injured
(52% health) 		13,588 xp 
€790 
 Alien Creature
4
  Artfire
  Team:   The Leftovers
  Cdr:   Drakehide
4 Stasis lock
(0% health) 		128 xp 
€8 
 Fire Truck

Mission log

  Action Status
00:06 THEIR OWN ASS hits Artfire with a Maceration Laser. Artfire is injured (73% power remaining).
00:10 D-M.A.X. attacks Bvb with a Drohung-Tipped Vermittlung. Bvb transforms into a Robot Santa and avoids the attack! Robot Santa
00:15 Bvb transforms into a Robot Santa and strafes D-M.A.X.. Bvb strafes THEIR OWN ASS. Bvb strafes D-M.A.X.. Bvb strafes D-M.A.X.. D-M.A.X. is slightly damaged (82% power remaining). THEIR OWN ASS is slightly damaged (92% power remaining). D-M.A.X. is injured (73% power remaining). D-M.A.X. is injured (64% power remaining). Robot Santa
00:24 Artfire hits THEIR OWN ASS with a Rifle. THEIR OWN ASS is slightly damaged (91% power remaining).
00:33 D-M.A.X. attacks Bvb with a Drohung-Tipped Vermittlung. Bvb transforms into a Robot Santa and avoids the attack! Robot Santa
00:41 THEIR OWN ASS transforms into a Sharkticon and Bites Artfire. Artfire is severely injured (30% power remaining). Sharkticon
00:51 THEIR OWN ASS hits Bvb with a Maceration Laser. Bvb is slightly damaged (80% power remaining).
00:56 Bvb misses THEIR OWN ASS with a Hellfire Shotgun.
01:01 THEIR OWN ASS hits Artfire with a Maceration Laser. Artfire is severely damaged (4% power remaining).
01:10 D-M.A.X. transforms into a Monstrous Land Animal and strafes Artfire. D-M.A.X. strafes Bvb. Artfire has gone into stasis lock! Bvb is injured (74% power remaining). Alien Creature
01:19 D-M.A.X. transforms into a Monstrous Land Animal and strafes Bvb. D-M.A.X. strafes Bvb. D-M.A.X. strafes Bvb. Bvb is injured (53% power remaining). Bvb is damaged (43% power remaining). Bvb is severely injured (30% power remaining). Alien Creature
01:22 Bvb misses THEIR OWN ASS with a Hellfire Shotgun.
02:08 THEIR OWN ASS transforms into a Sharkticon and Bites Bvb. Bvb is severely damaged (1% power remaining). Sharkticon
02:15 Bvb transforms into a Robot Santa and strafes THEIR OWN ASS. Bvb strafes THEIR OWN ASS. Bvb strafes D-M.A.X.. Bvb strafes THEIR OWN ASS. Bvb strafes D-M.A.X.. THEIR OWN ASS is injured (75% power remaining). THEIR OWN ASS is injured (66% power remaining). D-M.A.X. is injured (58% power remaining). THEIR OWN ASS is injured (61% power remaining). D-M.A.X. is injured (52% power remaining). Robot Santa
02:21 D-M.A.X. attacks Bvb with a Drohung-Tipped Vermittlung. Bvb transforms into a Robot Santa and avoids the attack! Robot Santa
02:27 THEIR OWN ASS transforms into a Sharkticon and Bites Bvb. Bvb has gone into stasis lock! Sharkticon

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