BeastProwl wrote:How do you type while simultaneously looking down on everyone and dodging the point with insults and sarcasm? Its amazing!
Yay! Yet another person saying I am the one evading when I have pointed out more than once that it just isn't true.
And yes, sometimes it hurts my neck to constantly look down. And the air is thin up here and sometimes I must be hallucinating because I could swear someone told me I strolled up to them and then when the ludicrousness was pointed out instead of admitting it and having a good laugh about it instead it was reiterated. Damn altitude.
Your obviously well and beyond all of us, so go on your path to ascension, and stop lowering yourself to our level, lest you pull your head from between your legs.
Thank you! I knew we could come to an understanding. I do admit that responding to these posts does distract me from my main occupation of sitting here and awaiting for the masses to erect some statues of me.
Ive made my point well and clear, so has everyone else BUT you. You shift gears more than a bigrig on the god damn autobahn.
Clever! I wonder if you got that from wittyoneliners.com or just came up with it yourself. Either way, score one for the big man! I feel sorely slapped back now and think I shall huddle in a corner and cry for a few hours.
Seriously, that fedora on your heads two sizes too small and is constricting your brain. You must be so fun at parties.
You know, I was wondering why I had constant headaches. You, sir, are a life-saver! As for the party invite, I would be happy to attend, thank you so much! I'll bring the guacamole. As we all know, a party doesn't really start until we are elbow-deep in some guac.
now, ME GO TO POUND CHEST MORE! FEEL GOOD!
There you go. It's a good way to get out aggression. Apparently so is typing unoriginal nonsense. Maybe I'll give it a try sometime.
Your views of me were humorous by the way, care to critique everyone else? Or are you too busy? Of course your not, critique away!
Well, perhaps I did take some liberties, I admit. but your comments do stir up quite an image. I mean when someone uses lines like these:
BeastProwl wrote:you can pussyfoot around the subject
BeastProwl wrote:when someone strolls up
BeastProwl wrote:You did stroll up
BeastProwl wrote:Look, guy? Um.
and the wonderful:
BeastProwl wrote:deal with it.
Edit - I forgot perhaps the best one:
BeastProwl wrote:You made your bed now sleep in it
I can't help but conjure up a certain Conan-the-Barbarian image in my constricted head. I concede, my good man.