by Shadowman » Mon Feb 20, 2012 11:00 am
- Motto: "May God have mercy on my enemies, because I sure as hell won't."
Ooh, neat.
Okay, hope this one hasn't been done before:
My family is the most dysfunctional ever. Dad's vanished, mom's dead, and me and my brother stab each other more times than brothers should.
I do a job my dad was hailed as a hero for, hell, he's practically got his own religion. I get paid peanuts, though.
I don't care, it's not about the money. It's all about just how damn fun this job is. And I figure, as long as I keep doing it, eventually I should hit the jackpot sooner or later.