by Longshot » Mon Jan 17, 2011 1:44 pm
- Motto: "Feed them to the Sharkticons!"
Outside Koraja
Though inwardly Kickback bristled at being addressed as “creature” by so unappetizing a mass off tissues and fluids, to all appearances the Insecticon was nothing but affable. “Of course. How very gauche of me not to introduce myself at once. My name is Kickback, and it is my very great pleasure to make the acquaintance of so estimable a personage, Peer Soriza. I offer further greetings to your colleagues and subordinates, as well.”
Moving away from the hole in the wall through which he had entered, Kickback quickly transformed into what he imagined would be the more reassuring of his two modes. Most beings took comfort in perceived similarities, and the most basic of resemblances was that of shape: a head, two arms, two legs, bilateral symmetry—that sort of thing. In fact, he had noticed a tendency, particularly amongst organics, to despise minor variations in the color of their outer casings or the organization of facial characteristics far more so than what could at best be considered a vague likeness. Biology was such an inherently irrational thing.
Even so, though his stature was not nearly so impressive as that of Scorponok, he was sure his relative size would impress the Nebulans. That, too, would be to his advantage.
“You exhibit great wisdom in your openness to discussion, noble Peer,” Kickback went on smoothly. “Many in your current, admittedly regrettable position would quickly succumb to their baser instincts. Your tranquility in the face of such upheaval is a credit to all Nebulans.” He smiled beneath his visor, as though genuinely impressed and eager to make a positive first impression. In truth, though it would be a point of pride for him to succeed in this initial foray, there were plenty of undersized green organ-sacks where these came from. If they rejected him, he would simply liquidate the lot and try again.
Sooner or later, Kickback could always find someone foolish or vain enough to listen.
“Unfortunately, the urgency of the present crisis leaves me with little time to be delicate. Military necessity and basic survival have dictated that the Decepticon Empire should occupy your world. Having seen the might of our forces firsthand, I assume you realize that an armed resistance would quickly prove a futile tragedy. But there is no need to throw away your lives, when there is clearly little hope of a martial victory. Our leader may have been a trifle … let us say heavy-handed in notifying you of the change in planetary administration, but allow me to reassure you that there is a place in the Nebulos we Decepticons plan to build for Nebulans of perception and talent. And should you be willing to work with us, you will find yourselves in a position to ease the hardships of your kin and countrymen as they adjust to the new order.”
Koraja Outskirts
After taking his leave of Wingspan, Banzai-tron made for the edge of the city; he scarcely seemed to be paying any attention at all to the other Decepticons as they worked to secure the Empire’s grip on Koraja. The fortress and siege armature would be completed without difficulty, he was certain—who was left to oppose them? The Autobots were in no position to engage in open battle, and it would be some time before they pulled themselves together sufficiently to carry out a meaningful guerilla action. And the Nebulans? The Nebulans, quite simply, were a very poor joke on the part of evolution. If they tried to fight, they would simply be exterminated en masse.
Everything was going as smoothly as one could expect of a more or less strictly military operation. Banzai-tron’s job, at least in part, was to make certain it continued to do so. To that end, whether they posed an imminent threat or not, he was determined to hunt down the Autobots and drive them from the planet. Whether intact or in pieces made very little difference to him.
>>”Wingspan,”<< he transmitted on a secure channel reserved for use by the Intelligence Service, >>”has the fleet pinpointed the location of the Autobots’ bounce hub?”<<
>>”Not yet. With all the bouncing they did getting in and out of the city, though, it’s only a matter of time. They have established a general search area.”<<
>>”How general?”<<
>>”Within a two hundred kilometer or so radius of planetary grid coordinates 17.98.02-24.08.55. Locally designated the Folassian Forest, if you’re interested.”<<
Banzai-tron emitted a dissatisfied grunt through his vocalizer. >>“I’m not. At all. Forward me whatever topographical data we have on the region. I’ll begin a standard, inward looping survey of the most likely hiding places for an Autobase once I arrive there.”<< The martial artist considered for a moment, then added, >>”Once you’ve completed your current assignment, I want you to rendezvous with me.”<<
>>”I’m not really known for my skills as a field operative, Banzai-tron …”<<
>>”And I’m not really known for my patient indulgence of cringing subordinates,”<< he returned coldly. >>”Just get out here as quickly as you can, Wingspan. Your advanced scanning suite will make this entire tedious process a lot easier.”<< He wasn’t a Sweep or a Predacon, after all. >>”Then you can go back to peeking through keyholes and playing with your computer.”<<
>>”Fine, fine. I’ll help you find them. Just don’t expect me to be much help bringing them in.”<<
>>”The thought never crossed my core processor.”<<