The Energon Pub

[_Anshin_]

Sharkitcon 1:38
Muleplanker 2:30
Parasite 0:47
Squirrel McTanko 0:44
Squirrel McTanko 1:58
Transmetal Megatron 1:45
Vangaurd 2:30
Angelica 3:34
Atlantis Prime 0:29
MulePlanker 4:11
Gutrot 0:48
Schnucki 5:39
Sharkticon 1:57
Exodus 2:37
Lilu 4:08
Primehate 0:36
Ahriman 2:05
Crab Battle 2:36
Sharkticon 4:05
MulePlanker 5:20

Alt form goes to Darq please.

[Vic]

Wow, dude. Got 'em all already? I haven't even got a one. There are so few Con Cars...

[Psychout]

That was fast wasn't it. Next time Anshin has to hunt something slightly more specific

Vic, if you want, expand your list to anything petrol driven and ground based, trucks bikes cars etc. and we'll take it from there?


Updates for those waiting will be sorted as soon as I can, apologies for the delays.

[Psychout]

Helix and Darq have been updated, well done guys!


If I've missed anyone's alts please yell.

[Vic]

Mission: 20 anything petrol driven and ground based, trucks bikes cars etc

1. Crimson Flash @ 1:49
2. BrakingPoint @ 2:44
3. Sucker-Punch @ 2:29
4. Rimjob @ 2:30
5. BrakingPoint @ 3:21
6. Runaway @ 1:46
7. Convoy @ 4:24
8. Random @ 3:36
9. God Ginrai @ 2:55
10. BrakingPoint @ 2:48
11. Fatboy @ 3:43
12. Medicon @ 0:49
13. Darth Zambah @ 3:17
14. Sutekh @ 0:42
15. Silver Fang @ 2:25
16. Holeshot @ 3:31
17. Darth Zambah @ 2:19
18. Primal Fear @ 2:12
19. Brutality @ 2:39
20. Medicon @ 1:35

[Vic]

Mission complete. See the above post.

This was for for Veer

[Jack Hallows]

alright lol. now that the war's over, some of my team is up for promotions

for omega howler.
for iacon prime (who will be a tank).
for woody nailz.
for the sergeant.
for asira major.

those are the alt's i'd like.. profiles are in the process of being written.. lemme know what i gotta do for 'em

[Rolltide]

1. 2:39
2. 1:51 (_Anshin_ that sure didn't take long )
3. 2:36
4. 1:04
5. 2:07
6. 1:25
7. 1:59
8. 0:45
9. 2:03
10. 6:02
11. 2:43
12. 4:36
13. 1:49
14. 2:11
15. 1:55
16. 3:20
17. 1:07
18. 2:33
19. 3:53
20.

Seems some are so old they are now different missions. If they don't count I will hunt you down Psychout.

for Annihilation please.

I also would like to hunt for and just let me know how you want me to hunt them

[Burn]

Hi, my name's Burn. I'm evil like Psychout, but unlike him, I don't suffer from guilt.

I'm also a Decepticon, like Name_Violation, but unlike him, I don't give things away, I make people work for it.

Which brings me to Jack ... our good buddy Jack ... let's get started shall we?

Omega Howler - Five avoids in one mission ... and five missions results like that.
Iacon Prime - 5 x rams causing 15% or more damage
Wo0dy Nailz - Interesting choice of strength there ... give me 5 x rams causing 20% or more damage!
The Sergeant - Another rammer ... let's see ... five mission results where your side won and was outnumbered
Asira Major - 10 kills with a ram.

How's that sound?

[Jack Hallows]

Omega Howler - Five avoids in one mission ... and five missions results like that.

5+ avoids:
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... n_id=48620 15 avoids
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... _id=101629 9 avoids
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... _id=131839 6 avoids
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... _id=133277 11 avoids
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... _id=132774 7 avoids

Iacon Prime - 5 x rams causing 15% or more damage

iacon's rams 15%+
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... _id=134001 @00:18 43%
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... _id=134842 @1:50 30%
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... _id=134201 @00:08 24%
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... _id=134567 @00:49 31%, @02:50 29% & @04:04 30%
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... _id=134644 @00:54 18%
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... _id=132127 Lol.

Wo0dy Nailz - Interesting choice of strength there ... give me 5 x rams causing 20% or more damage!

woody's rams 20% +
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... _id=134794 @01:41 43% ram
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... _id=134176 @00:52 45% & @2:10 43%
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... _id=134844 @00:33 36%, @00:58 33% & @2:23 26%
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... _id=134693 @02:25 40%
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... _id=134732 @2:55 41%

The Sergeant - Another rammer ... let's see ... five mission results where your side won and was outnumbered

5 outnumbered wins
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... _id=132774 2 vs 3 win
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... _id=130691 1 vs 2 win
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... _id=125094 1 vs 2 win
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... _id=131499 1 vs 2 win
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... _id=134163 1 vs 2 win

Asira Major - 10 kills with a ram.

10 ram kills
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... _id=104242
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... _id=112048
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... _id=121693
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... _id=128886
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... _id=134794
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... _id=134878
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... _id=134899
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... _id=134896
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... _id=134917
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... _id=132725

How's that sound?

sounds like me dying of exhaustion

i think i did it right but i'm not gonna set my team up for changes until you confirm it.

p.s.
Lol have you noticed that since you've come in here and started handing out hunt tasks, the custom alt market has slowed a tad bit? hahaha..

[Burn]

hmmmm I thought the 15% and 20% rams would have been difficult.

Quite annoyed that you did it so easily, though frankly with the avoids i'll give that one to you for the first mission alone. There's enough avoids in there to make steve2275 leave a mess in his panties (he has an avoid obsession)

p.s.
Lol have you noticed that since you've come in here and started handing out hunt tasks, the custom alt market has slowed a tad bit? hahaha..

nah I wouldn't blame it solely on me. I haven't picked on Rolltide as Psychout pretty much said "give Jack his challenges" to which my brain went "Alright! I get to be an asshole!"

Now I still get to be an asshole by making Sustain set you up.

[Jack Hallows]

hmmmm I thought the 15% and 20% rams would have been difficult.

Quite annoyed that you did it so easily, though frankly with the avoids i'll give that one to you for the first mission alone. There's enough avoids in there to make steve2275 leave a mess in his panties (he has an avoid obsession)

p.s.
Lol have you noticed that since you've come in here and started handing out hunt tasks, the custom alt market has slowed a tad bit? hahaha..

nah I wouldn't blame it solely on me. I haven't picked on Rolltide as Psychout pretty much said "give Jack his challenges" to which my brain went "Alright! I get to be an asshole!"

Now I still get to be an asshole by making Sustain set you up.

Lmaoooooo! damn i would expect no less from a decepticon haha

and c'mon, i've spent the past couple weeks tryna survive encounters with you and those rdd freaks, so my team's become kinda tactically proficient. and i think they're still fired up after the victory in decahex lol.

either way, so don't be so annoyed, you still get to slap around my guys in whatever alt form they choose to scan

Lol. well they are all ready to be reformatted by sustain. except iacon prime. because ironically, gore killed him in that last mission. lol

edit: all 5 transformers are ready to be reformatted.

[Burn]

ah it was barely an annoyance. Given that it was my first attempt i'm definitely going to have to set things harder for the next victimperson.

[Jack Hallows]

my ex girl said that same thing to me, almost verbatim, about our relationship

[-Soundwave-]

Lmaoooooo! damn i would expect no less from a decepticon haha

and c'mon, i've spent the past couple weeks tryna survive encounters with you and those rdd freaks, so my team's become kinda tactically proficient. and i think they're still fired up after the victory in decahex lol.

Oh come on, Burn runs the freak show around here, not the RDD. I just run the bar and grill. Oh and Amalgamated Pretense says HI.

Well you should have what you earned now.

[Vic]

Looks like I got skipped. I completed my alt hunt and never received my alt change.

http://www.seibertron.com/energonpub/new-althunt-chatter-and-banter-thread-t76555s280.php#p1328514

[-Soundwave-]

Looks like I got skipped. I completed my alt hunt and never received my alt change.

http://www.seibertron.com/energonpub/new-althunt-chatter-and-banter-thread-t76555s280.php#p1328514

My Apologies, is it ready to receive said alt?

[The Potentate]

ok, Id like to restore MulePlanker to his former self. What do I have to do for this?

[Burn]

Five limericks about crazyfists being missing.

Oh and 5 missions which you win, outnumbered, and with at least 1 stasis lock being from a ram.

You also have one week to do it. The limericks should be done first.

[The Potentate]

Five limericks about crazyfists being missing.

Oh and 5 missions which you win, outnumbered, and with at least 1 stasis lock being from a ram.

You also have one week to do it. The limericks should be done first.

Crazyfists is missing,
My dog is outside p---ing.
For one so strong,
Hes been gone far too long,
His jumping kittens are hissing.

Crazyfists has left,
We all do feel bereft.
His presence we lack,
We all want him back,
His skill as a Mod was deft.

Crazyfists is gone,
Perhaps to tend his spawn.
He left on a whim,
Burn scared the hell out of him,
The days of his Mod-ship bygone.

Crazyfists is lost,
Those spammers he did accost,
He gave them all hell,
He fought them so well.
Their nuisance posting he tossed.

Crazyfists has gone astray,
His duties he did betray,
We’ll never know why,
Such a hell of a guy,
Threw such a great job away.


http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... _id=136026 Draco Pax @ .54
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... _id=136130 X-502 @ 302
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... _id=136168 HallowJack @ 348
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... _id=136171 Iron Blue @ 219
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... _id=136178 minor Magnus @ 246

[alldarker]

Five limericks about crazyfists being missing.

Oh and 5 missions which you win, outnumbered, and with at least 1 stasis lock being from a ram.

You also have one week to do it. The limericks should be done first.

Crazyfists is missing,
My dog is outside p---ing.
For one so strong,
Hes been gone far too long,
His jumping kittens are hissing.

Crazyfists has left,
We all do feel bereft.
His presence we lack,
We all want him back,
His skill as a Mod was deft.

Crazyfists is gone,
Perhaps to tend his spawn.
He left on a whim,
Burn scared the hell out of him,
The days of his Mod-ship bygone.

Crazyfists is lost,
Those spammers he did accost,
He gave them all hell,
He fought them so well.
Their nuisance posting he tossed.

Crazyfists has gone astray,
His duties he did betray,
We’ll never know why,
Such a hell of a guy,
Threw such a great job away.

Those are hilarious!!!

[The Potentate]

Thanks!

[Psychout]

That's quite a talent you have there

[Vic]

Looks like I got skipped. I completed my alt hunt and never received my alt change.

http://www.seibertron.com/energonpub/new-althunt-chatter-and-banter-thread-t76555s280.php#p1328514

My Apologies, is it ready to receive said alt?

Yup. Change away.

[-Soundwave-]

My morning coffee is now covering my desk.