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Nightmare Date

Postby d_sel1 » Thu Feb 09, 2012 2:43 pm

Motto: "Where is this global warming that scientists talk about this winter?"
Weapon: Neptune Sword
Please forgive me if this is not a battle per se.

What member of the Transformers universe would be the worse blind date for anyone that you would remotely care about on this 2/14? this is a battle between all the most annoying, repulsive, mad, arrogant etc Bots, Cons, Humans, and other life forms mechanical or biological! The only catch is that no matter what, the datee survives physical unharmed (but can be emotionally scarred.).
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Re: Nightmare Date

Postby Rodimus Prime » Thu Feb 09, 2012 7:38 pm

Motto: "...and hell followed with him."
Weapon: Twin Photon Blasters
There aren't many females to choose from. And the ones we do get are damn good looking...
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Re: Nightmare Date

Postby Wigglez » Mon Feb 20, 2012 2:06 pm

Motto: "I refuse to breathe the breath of the failure!"
Weapon: Dual Bladed Sword
Honestly, if I was a Cybertronian, I'd stay away from Blackarachnia. She's more likely to put a knife to my throat than kiss me on the cheek
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Re: Nightmare Date

Postby Dagon » Tue Feb 21, 2012 7:29 pm

Motto: "Ain't nobody got time fo dat....."
Weapon: Null-Ray Rifle
I'll say live-action Sam Witwicky would be the worst possible date. I'd rather be menaced by a giant space robot than have to put up with his stammering and sweating and mugging for all to see.
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Re: Nightmare Date

Postby d_sel1 » Mon Feb 27, 2012 11:58 am

Motto: "Where is this global warming that scientists talk about this winter?"
Weapon: Neptune Sword
Rodimus Prime wrote:There aren't many females to choose from. And the ones we do get are damn good looking...


Then think of the human females in your life :D
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