- Motto: "Where is this global warming that scientists talk about this winter?"
- Weapon: Neptune Sword
Please forgive me if this is not a battle per se.
What member of the Transformers universe would be the worse blind date for anyone that you would remotely care about on this 2/14? this is a battle between all the most annoying, repulsive, mad, arrogant etc Bots, Cons, Humans, and other life forms mechanical or biological! The only catch is that no matter what, the datee survives physical unharmed (but can be emotionally scarred.).