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Burn wrote:

Redimus wrote:Firetrucking hell Burn, you sure do have a firetrucking potty mouth these days!

Strewth! I'm a **** Australian! What the **** **** do you **** expect from us? We're all a **** bunch of high quality **** actors! Do you have any **** idea how **** hard it is to go 24/7 pretending to be someone that's not real?

I mean for **** sake! You bunch of drongos that believe this **** about us being real! What the flamin' heck is wrong with you?!

Holy firetrucking bartenders! The firetrucking little midget was right! Son of a female dog!

Redimus wrote:Holy firetrucking bartenders!

Burn wrote:

Redimus wrote:Firetrucking hell Burn, you sure do have a firetrucking potty mouth these days!

Strewth! I'm a **** Australian! What the **** **** do you **** expect from us? We're all a **** bunch of high quality **** actors! Do you have any **** idea how **** hard it is to go 24/7 pretending to be someone that's not real?

I mean for **** sake! You bunch of drongos that believe this **** about us being real! What the flamin' heck is wrong with you?!

not sure if serious

No wonder burn's mad, the length of his acting, the blighter hasn't been paid yet! I mean think of the backpay owned to him. So either he's very impressive actor who does it all from his expensive mansion in South America somewhere or he's in a hovel doing all his acting because they aren't paying him yet. So you can see why he's angry all the time

I think he only pretends to be *mad (not acting..). And obviously they're paying him. He acts full time. How else could he afford to be here so much?

I assumed that they provided him the net so he could act (a perk of the job), plus as part of the act they might have required him to get a real part time job..because as it's Britain that's doing this we don't take too kindly to people who don't work (even if they are acting)

Sadly I wish I was joking about the last part but it's the only bit that's true...and it's depressing...back to getting my guys ready to be slaughtered by resurgent bots (seriously, go back week not encountering many and this morning my whole gang got wiped out by one-two bots per mission!)

Wait wait wait. Britain are the ones that are perpetuating the whole "Earth is round" thing?

Wow ... wait until Psychout finds out about that one!

Burn wrote:Wait wait wait. Britain are the ones that are perpetuating the whole "Earth is round" thing?

Wow ... wait until Psychout finds out about that one!

Well it sure as **** isn't America. Do you know how many retards we have in this country? More than we have guns! And we have a **** metric **** of guns! Hell, there was that guy who tried to build a rocket to prove the earth was flat, and nearly killed himself. Or that other guy who is crowd funding sending some cameras into space or something. And we elected Trump.

Burn wrote:Wait wait wait. Britain are the ones that are perpetuating the whole "Earth is round" thing?

Wow ... wait until Psychout finds out about that one!

Of course, we werethe ones who "founded" it after all so we have a dedicated secret section of parliament set up to keep everything on the down low...until people found out of course. We could have easily stopped that fb post but it was afternoon tea at the time and we'll, who could say no to a nice cup of tea and biscuits?

We're on to you Burn!!

You're onto nothing!

****

Eloquently put.

Well you know us Yankees... About as proper and polite as they come, ****.

Fascinating dialect you colonials have.

Isn't it, though...

I know Australia is real because I read a kids book from Australia.

What about all the evidence from history though?

Maria Von Trapp was skiving off being a nun up a mountain somewhere when Germany invaded Australia because they wanted the bloke she had all those kids with to be in charge of their navy or something. Songs were sung and they did a runner and moved to Switzerland. The end.

Historical Archival Educational Camera Obscura Mirror Frozen Museum Object

"Oy! Flying dingos!"

You know, if 'Australia' was filmed somewhere in northern Africa, it would explain the camels...

turbomagnus wrote:You know, if 'Australia' was filmed somewhere in northern Africa, it would explain the camels...

Oh boy! A history lesson!

Given the vastness of the Australian outback, Camels were imported to help early settlers explore the country.

Once all was said and they put trains from one side to the other, and one end to the other, they began to breed camels.

In fact, we now export Camels to the middle east, our camels are apparently much tastier than the ones you find over there.

I guess taming kangaroos isn't exactly easy unless you want a good boxing match. Oh, have you seen the memes of the world where everything but Australia is outlined as a cat playing with Australia?

Must be all that fosters they drink.(actual question, how popular is that stuff over there? The ads here make it seem like all you drink )

Burn wrote:

turbomagnus wrote:You know, if 'Australia' was filmed somewhere in northern Africa, it would explain the camels...

Oh boy! A history lesson!

Given the vastness of the Australian outback, Camels were imported to help early settlers explore the country.

Once all was said and they put trains from one side to the other, and one end to the other, they began to breed camels.

In fact, we now export Camels to the middle east, our camels are apparently much tastier than the ones you find over there.

Great story! And you said it all with a straight face (I presume) too. They really train you actor-'Australians' well when it comes to memorizing facts about 'Australia'. Don't worry; if anyone asks, we'll tell them you stuck faithfully to the script.

ZeroWolf wrote:Must be all that fosters they drink.(actual question, how popular is that stuff over there? The ads here make it seem like all you drink )

SHOCKING FACT: Fosters is no longer relevant here. It died out over a decade ago.