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- Good evening. I'm Zombie Cheerleader
- And I'm the other one. Tonight we bring you a special report on Decahex, and the increasing levels of violence in the region that may or may not be as a result of the collapse of Cybertrons last remaining energon mine. We now pass you over to Hazard, our expendable reporter who we only send to the really dangerous places:- Hazard there, reporting bravely from a long way way behind the front lines.did I do to deserve this? Last time I sign anything Psychout tells me t-*Gah! That was close!* What?? Oh, I'm here on the outskirts of Decahex mine 4 which, until last week, was the last remaining active mine on Cybertron. Accident investigators have now fled the scene, but their initial findings point to a deliberate act of sabota*AAARGH!!*. Phew. Despite the mines extensive security and the region being demilitarised many centuries ago it is certainly clear that whoever was able to get in here had high level clearance and good knowledge of explosives. Naturally, both factions want to ensure that whatever remains of the mines ore is taken for their purposes and so there has been fierce fighting all over the zone with many casualties, mostly accident investigators. Outposts from both factions have now called for reinforcements and the way tensions are escalating it would appear- *WOAH!! that was too close! Someone tell these idiots to stop shooting at u-* Ahem. Now, nowhere is safe in this region. Both factions have fortified various entrances to the mine and have dug in deep in preparation and are heavily armed. It is going to be a long battle, and *HEY! WATCH IT, JOURNALIST!!*
...I'm getting the hell out of here!
- With the destruction of Mine 4, most supply routes across Cybertron have been heavily disrupted so we decided to check in on Iacon's barracks, where various Autobot commanders have reported in after last weekends neural upgrade request. We now go live to Prowl as he gives his soldiers another briefing on the situation...- Ah, we'll just leave that there.As you all know, the field test will in Decahex next week and these units will be fitted in the next few days. You will relieve the security and investigation teams, allowing them to establish exactly who is responsible for the mines destruction, hopefully by recovering the real security tapes and not the faked one those idiots at WarPorn News have been broadcasting. No one here thinks it's a coincidence that only a 'senator' would have access to the mine schemat
- And finally, we have a statement from Starscream, who has taken time out from his usual deliveries to bring us this message:- So there you have it - 4 days left to report in for the upgrade, and reinforcements will be deployed in a week. Hmmm. Does any one here think that not broadcasting all these details publicly might prevent a lot of the bloodshed and violence or could maybe help bring peace to our crippled planet?Decepticons, you have 4 days left to to upgrade your Neural Scanners before we head out to take what's left of Decahex for the Decepticon empire. I don't need to tell you how important this mine is to our cause. So remember, Megatron does not tolerate failure and neither shall I!
- Nah.
#Sideways# wrote:I'm already signed up, right?
If not, sign me up!
_Anshin_ wrote:Phaze wrote:Whats that smell oh yeah a wiff of overconfidence mixed with the distinctive aroma of about to fail![]()
i might loose but i'll go down fighting
Well I have a killer toaster and a killer squirrel on my team and I am willing to bet 100 energon that neither you or Sustain have ever defeated Burn or Psychout in the past few months.
Burn wrote:You do realize I have no idea what the **** you're on about right?
Burn wrote:Let's play a little game Anshin, should be interesting.
Your challenge - Stasis lock the squirrel as many times as possible.
My challenge - Score as many 100% strafes as possible.
_Anshin_ wrote:Burn wrote:Let's play a little game Anshin, should be interesting.
Your challenge - Stasis lock the squirrel as many times as possible.
My challenge - Score as many 100% strafes as possible.
Gah.. I think you may win. That squirrel is my nemesis on your team. I think Catalyst is the only other one that does more damage to me... but I'm down.
Game on.
_Anshin_ wrote:Gah.. I think you may win.
_Anshin_ wrote:Eh either way, Phaze and Sustain teamed up for the Wintereen games, so I took you and Psychout because I knew they couldn't defeat the toaster and the squirrel.
Wasn't a real brag I just like the toaster and the squirrel... If we could only get a moose alt now.
People wrote:zombybunnie: N_V scares me...I no longer wish that my pants transformed
Burn:Anyone notice how much of a boring party pooper N_V is? He doesn't join in the fun, he's spent the last few years with dodgy builds feeding XP to the Autobots, and he sure as heck doesn't spam.
disruptor96: I forgot how insane you were.
Burn wrote:blah blah blergle blergle blah.
Enjoy the news update.
People wrote:zombybunnie: N_V scares me...I no longer wish that my pants transformed
Burn:Anyone notice how much of a boring party pooper N_V is? He doesn't join in the fun, he's spent the last few years with dodgy builds feeding XP to the Autobots, and he sure as heck doesn't spam.
disruptor96: I forgot how insane you were.
Name_Violation wrote:Is there a "prize" for this tourney?
People wrote:zombybunnie: N_V scares me...I no longer wish that my pants transformed
Burn:Anyone notice how much of a boring party pooper N_V is? He doesn't join in the fun, he's spent the last few years with dodgy builds feeding XP to the Autobots, and he sure as heck doesn't spam.
disruptor96: I forgot how insane you were.
Name_Violation wrote:lol, i should team up with either Fodder or Overwatch....
Burn wrote:Name_Violation wrote:Is there a "prize" for this tourney?
A very touching and moving story.
Overwatch wrote:Name_Violation wrote:lol, i should team up with either Fodder or Overwatch....
when I was at work I was thinking about the team idea, and my first thought was team up with N_V or EIF. Weird.
Burn wrote:Name_Violation wrote:Is there a "prize" for this tourney?
A very touching and moving story.
You aren't going to make us watch slides from your childhood again are you?
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