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Postby Shadowman » Fri Feb 09, 2007 3:11 pm

Motto: "May God have mercy on my enemies, because I sure as hell won't."
(Title by Halo!)

I thought I'd do a parody of Star Wars.

For those of you unfamiliar with this sort of thing (Transtopia guys), this style of parody was developed by The Happy Locust. Posters would take a part, and the writer (In this case, me), would add them in a comedic story in that characters place.

So, here are all the parts I can think of:

Space Fights
Episode 4: A New Shame:

Big parts-

Luke: Zuko
Leia: Halo
Han Solo: AutobotJazz
Chewbacca: Tha Tweezrrr
R2-D2: awkwaRd
C-3PO: Venemous Prime
Darth Vader: Locust
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Psycho Warrior

Minor parts-

Wedge: Autobobby1
Rebellion Member A: Sigma Prime
Rebellion Member B: Shadowman
Rebellion Officer A: Dragonslayer
Rebellion Officer B: Ramrider
Imperial A: Rodimus Lantern
Imperial B: Also Rodimus Lantern
Imperial Officer A: Galaxy Convoy
Imperial Officer B: Op
Greedo: Operation Ravage
Jabba the Hutt: PredaconX
Grand Moff Tarkin: High Command

Hey hey, full cast!
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Postby Dr. Caelus » Fri Feb 09, 2007 7:20 pm

High Command should be Grand Moff Tarkin.
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Postby awkwaRd » Fri Feb 09, 2007 7:23 pm

:-? Darth Vader maybe? yeah that would be cool, sign me up :grin:
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Postby Shadowman » Fri Feb 09, 2007 7:24 pm

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Caelus wrote:High Command should be Grand Moff Tarkin.


One rule I made is that I can only cast them if they either request it, or don't post at all anymore.
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Postby Shadowman » Fri Feb 09, 2007 7:37 pm

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awkwaRd wrote::-? Darth Vader maybe? yeah that would be cool, sign me up :grin:


Wel, I was holding out for Locust, but you'll do.
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Postby awkwaRd » Fri Feb 09, 2007 7:40 pm

Shadowman wrote:
awkwaRd wrote::-? Darth Vader maybe? yeah that would be cool, sign me up :grin:


Wel, I was holding out for Locust, but you'll do.


no biggy, if you want Locust.. or if he wants it, i could take R2-D2 :P
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Postby Shadowman » Fri Feb 09, 2007 7:41 pm

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awkwaRd wrote:
Shadowman wrote:
awkwaRd wrote::-? Darth Vader maybe? yeah that would be cool, sign me up :grin:


Wel, I was holding out for Locust, but you'll do.


no biggy, if you want Locust.. or if he wants it, i could take R2-D2 :P


Ooh, R2 works.

Yay for stealing ideas!
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Postby awkwaRd » Fri Feb 09, 2007 7:44 pm

ahmen to that :P
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Postby AutobotJazz » Fri Feb 09, 2007 11:32 pm

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Han Solo please.
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Postby Shadowman » Fri Feb 09, 2007 11:40 pm

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AutobotJazz wrote:Han Solo please.


Sure thing.

Jazz: Are you gonna shoot?
Greedo: No, you're supposed to shoot.
Jazz: That's crazy. You're supposed to shoot first. I'm the good guy!
Greedo: No, you're the badass scoundrel who will do whatever it takes, YOU shoot first!

This could go on for a while.
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Re: CASTING CALL-Space Fights, a Star Wars parody!

Postby The Happy Locust » Fri Feb 09, 2007 11:42 pm

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Shadowman wrote:For those of you unfamiliar with this sort of thing (Transtopia guys), this style of parody was developed by The Happy Locust. Posters would take a part, and the writer (In this case, me), would add them in a comedic story in that characters place.


For the record, I didn't pioneer anything. I forget who was doing these type of stories before I started, but I wasn't the first. I was just the most active for 4 years.
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Re: CASTING CALL-Space Fights, a Star Wars parody!

Postby Shadowman » Fri Feb 09, 2007 11:57 pm

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The Happy Locust wrote:
Shadowman wrote:For those of you unfamiliar with this sort of thing (Transtopia guys), this style of parody was developed by The Happy Locust. Posters would take a part, and the writer (In this case, me), would add them in a comedic story in that characters place.


For the record, I didn't pioneer anything. I forget who was doing these type of stories before I started, but I wasn't the first. I was just the most active for 4 years.


I know Blast Cannon was going Lord of the Mods when I signed up. And he's been on here just slightly longer than you.

The world may never know.
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Postby TheMuffin » Sat Feb 10, 2007 12:20 am

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Postby Venomous Prime » Sat Feb 10, 2007 1:36 am

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I guess I'll take C3-P0

Which works since my brother is R2-D2 :lol:
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Postby Blaster_6267 » Sat Feb 10, 2007 10:28 am

What the heck..I got Luke :grin:
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Postby Shadowman » Sat Feb 10, 2007 12:39 pm

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Blaster_6267 wrote:What the heck..I got Luke :grin:


Sorry, Zuko called it first.

There's always a bunch of minor parts (Most of which was recurring characters), or you could hold out until another episode. There's always Lando. Everyone likes Lando.
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Postby Autobobby1 » Sat Feb 10, 2007 2:01 pm

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Postby Shadowman » Sat Feb 10, 2007 2:56 pm

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Autobobby1 wrote:I call Wedge!


And Wedge you are!

Perhaps I'll recast you for Captain Antilles in the Prequel Trilogy. :-?

As soon as I get the Officers, soldiers, and Tarkin cast, I'll be able to start.

Perhaps I'll Blast Cannon's soul for Tarkin. He doesn't post much anymore. And a megalomaniacal war criminal military leader is right up his alley.
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Postby Blaster_6267 » Sat Feb 10, 2007 9:33 pm

Shadowman wrote:There's always Lando. Everyone likes Lando.


Good point, and everyone loves me, its a perfct fit :P

Dibs on Lando
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Postby Dragonslayer » Sat Feb 10, 2007 9:52 pm

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Postby random63146 » Mon Feb 12, 2007 3:40 pm

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Postby Galaxy_Convoy » Tue Feb 13, 2007 5:17 pm

Sign me up for Imperial Officer A.:D
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Postby Operation Ravage » Wed Feb 14, 2007 7:34 pm

I'll be Greedo if the part isn't already taken.
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Postby .op. » Fri Feb 16, 2007 8:59 pm

I would like to be Imperial Officer B if it is not taken yet.
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Postby Shadowman » Sat Feb 17, 2007 8:58 am

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Only a few paerts left, then I can start!

Luckly, I won't have to cast this many parts again until I start the prequels.

Only Yoda, Lando, Boba Fett and Palpatine (OOPS! SPOILER!) are new in the next episode.
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