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Re: Transformers Dark of the Moon: Golden Schmoes nominations

Postby rpetras » Sat Feb 11, 2012 2:04 am

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Re: Transformers Dark of the Moon: Golden Schmoes nominations

Postby Burn » Sat Feb 11, 2012 2:20 am

rpetras wrote:As bad as the Twilight stuff is, it can still be appreciated in a "Megasquid vs Giant Octopus", so bad you have to laugh at it, kind of way.


You sound like you watched the Twilight movies ...
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Re: Transformers Dark of the Moon: Golden Schmoes nominations

Postby Dead Metal » Sat Feb 11, 2012 3:22 am

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Burn wrote:
rpetras wrote:As bad as the Twilight stuff is, it can still be appreciated in a "Megasquid vs Giant Octopus", so bad you have to laugh at it, kind of way.


You sound like you watched the Twilight movies ...

I watched one of them, and while those where the worst 3 hours of my life, it still provided me with loads of joke material.

While Green Lantern, is well, a horrible movie featuring Green Lantern.
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Re: Transformers Dark of the Moon: Golden Schmoes nominations

Postby RhA » Sat Feb 11, 2012 5:51 am

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Sucker Punch should win by a landslide. That movie was packed with so much ass and dookie.

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Re: Transformers Dark of the Moon: Golden Schmoes nominations

Postby Mykltron » Sat Feb 11, 2012 6:08 am

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Re: Transformers Dark of the Moon: Golden Schmoes nominations

Postby Burn » Sat Feb 11, 2012 6:16 am

Dead Metal wrote:
Burn wrote:
rpetras wrote:As bad as the Twilight stuff is, it can still be appreciated in a "Megasquid vs Giant Octopus", so bad you have to laugh at it, kind of way.


You sound like you watched the Twilight movies ...

I watched one of them, and while those where the worst 3 hours of my life, it still provided me with loads of joke material.

While Green Lantern, is well, a horrible movie featuring Green Lantern.


You're choosing Robert Paterson over Ryan "I screwed up two comic book characters but I'm still awesome" Reynolds.

You're man card, please be giving it to me now.
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Re: Transformers Dark of the Moon: Golden Schmoes nominations

Postby TulioDude » Sat Feb 11, 2012 6:50 pm

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Re: Transformers Dark of the Moon: Golden Schmoes nominations

Postby Dead Metal » Mon Feb 13, 2012 4:32 am

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Burn wrote:
Dead Metal wrote:
Burn wrote:
rpetras wrote:As bad as the Twilight stuff is, it can still be appreciated in a "Megasquid vs Giant Octopus", so bad you have to laugh at it, kind of way.


You sound like you watched the Twilight movies ...

I watched one of them, and while those where the worst 3 hours of my life, it still provided me with loads of joke material.

While Green Lantern, is well, a horrible movie featuring Green Lantern.


You're choosing Robert Paterson over Ryan "I screwed up two comic book characters but I'm still awesome" Reynolds.

You're man card, please be giving it to me now.

Robert Pattison at least knows he's in crap and openly hates and trolls Twilight, which actually kinda makes him more awesome than Reynolds.
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Re: Transformers Dark of the Moon: Golden Schmoes nominations

Postby cotss2012 » Tue Mar 27, 2012 8:07 pm

Dead Metal wrote:Well, the fact that it goes up against Green Arrow in Worst picture of the year lets you know that it won't be taking that award home.


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Re: Transformers Dark of the Moon: Golden Schmoes nominations

Postby Capt.Failure » Tue Mar 27, 2012 10:33 pm

More film critic funded "worst movie" awards that amount to them circle-jerking about how important their opinions are(n't)?

To quote John Malcovich in DoTM:

"Impress me." >:oP
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