New Cinema Sins video for Transformers 4 Age of Extinction

I'm convinced they do this with the soul purpose of pissing me off.

Pretty funny stuff.

SlyTF1 wrote:I'm convinced they do this with the soul purpose of pissing me off.

If you can't laugh at or poke fun at something you like, you're taking things way too seriously.

Got a couple minutes into it. Not their best work and that VO guy is intolerable.

That was a few minutes I'll never get back. What a waste of time...

SlyTF1 wrote:I'm convinced they do this with the soul purpose of pissing me off.

They do it for every movie, even captain america and toy story (which got 100% on rotten tomatoes), so I dont think we should take it personally. Also, that explosions montage kind of makes me watch the film again, I was so glad to finally get all that bot on bot action.

i watched these a while ago and i love cinema sins. and i love their motto. no movie is with out sin. every move has bad parts, parts that dont make sense, and parts that are just out right dumb. while i loved AOE it is far from perfect, just like all movies.

I find myself both loving and hating these.

how have i not known about these guys until now? Extremely funny stuff & made alot of valid points, love the stuff at the end. Granted theres a good amount of nitpicking about stuff thats just normal in movies but the rest was very entertaining. And i cant way for the bay lovers to start posting things like "these guys suck" & "why is this news?" cause that makes it even better.

Personaly I perfer to listen to people non paid movie critics complain about movies then listen to these videos like to see this guy make movie it turn out perfect nothing is perfect in life

SlyTF1 wrote:I'm convinced they do this with the soul purpose of pissing me off.

When you say, they, you're naturally referring to Paramount, Michael Bay, Ehren Kruger and the rest of the clown crew, right?

I'd say they do it to make ME angry but that sounds paranoid.

I wish these 2 CinamaSins videos had been at least a little funny.
It's just sad.

Sabrblade wrote:Pretty funny stuff.

SlyTF1 wrote:I'm convinced they do this with the soul purpose of pissing me off.

If you can't laugh at or poke fun at something you like, you're taking things way too seriously.

It's damn blasphemy.

william-james88 wrote:

SlyTF1 wrote:I'm convinced they do this with the soul purpose of pissing me off.

They do it for every movie, even captain america and toy story (which got 100% on rotten tomatoes), so I dont think we should take it personally. Also, that explosions montage kind of makes me watch the film again, I was so glad to finally get all that bot on bot action.

They don't make two entire videos for every damn movie.

Ah, Seibertron.com forum members, you so crazy!
So they ditched the piss and dick jokes and traded them for a character who carries around a justification for committing acts of pedophilia in his wallet. So classy, so high brow. How could anyone make fun of such a wonderful movie?
I swear, these videos are done in the spirit of fun, and people get all mad when they point out the rather obvious shortcomings of Bayformers. I swear, Michael Bay could crap out a four-hour movie with 8 minutes of Transformers in it, all with names like "Autostan" and "Deceptirobert" and people would come out in defense of it.

Meanwhile, they're making GOOD movies like Avengers 2 and Interstellar.

SlyTF1 wrote:

Sabrblade wrote:Pretty funny stuff.

SlyTF1 wrote:I'm convinced they do this with the soul purpose of pissing me off.

If you can't laugh at or poke fun at something you like, you're taking things way too seriously.

It's damn blasphemy.

william-james88 wrote:

SlyTF1 wrote:I'm convinced they do this with the soul purpose of pissing me off.

They do it for every movie, even captain america and toy story (which got 100% on rotten tomatoes), so I dont think we should take it personally. Also, that explosions montage kind of makes me watch the film again, I was so glad to finally get all that bot on bot action.

They don't make two entire videos for every damn movie.

To be fair, not every damn movie is as completely awful as Bayformers.

Convoy wrote:

SlyTF1 wrote:
I wish these 2 CinamaSins videos had been at least a little funny.
It's just sad.

Yes. It would have been better if they were funny, instead of so absolutely spot on and true.

SlyTF1 wrote:

Sabrblade wrote:Pretty funny stuff.

SlyTF1 wrote:I'm convinced they do this with the soul purpose of pissing me off.

If you can't laugh at or poke fun at something you like, you're taking things way too seriously.

It's damn blasphemy.

I rest my case.

Infact i will say he missed a lot of mistakes. Like when they went into the elevator and there was apparently too much weight. The weight limit was like 2 tons or 1 ton. No way did 4 (or 5) people and a seed weigh 2 tons. That elevator should have moved.

SlyTF1 wrote:It's damn blasphemy.

Dude, do not, for one second, assume that Transformers is the end-all be-all of popular culture, or any kind of holy religious thing, especially not Michael Bay's interpretation of it. Those movies are asking to be torn down with all the stupid sh*t he throws into those movies because he thinks it's funny or cool.

SlyTF1 wrote:They don't make two entire videos for every damn movie.

That was part of the joke, poking fun at the inflated runtime of AoE (which, by the way, was too friggin long for what it was), this is also why they inflated their own runtime with not one, not two, but three bonus rounds. Do me a favour and look up "satire" in the dictionary, would ya please?

Either way there was enough wrong with that movie that they couldn't fit it all into one video, and still missed some.

AoE is that good, that many random unknown people try to have a minute of fame talking crap about it.

After watching the bonus content on my blue ray set, I respect more and more what Mr. Bay and team have done. Epic movie.

Am I the only one who enjoyed watching this?

Sabrblade wrote:

SlyTF1 wrote:

Sabrblade wrote:Pretty funny stuff.

SlyTF1 wrote:I'm convinced they do this with the soul purpose of pissing me off.

If you can't laugh at or poke fun at something you like, you're taking things way too seriously.

It's damn blasphemy.

I rest my case.

Welcome brothers, to the First Explosive Church of Saint Michael (Bay), orthodox.

These videos are both funny and sad. Funny that Bay didn't deliver again, and sad that, well, Bay didn't deliver again. There are elements of the film that I do like, and it is in my collection, but there is some seriously unneeded crap in the film. To top it off, I can't find any of the very few toys from this movie that I want, so that makes the experience even worse. Hopefully, with Optimus going into space (hey he doesn't need the flight tech from his trailer anymore!), the next film will feature primarily robots and perhaps a glimpse of Unicron. There have been 4 films now without the Cybertronians being the primary focus. Now that Prime left, maybe we will actually get that film. It would be nice to have a new director and writers as well. If Bay produces, hopefully (yeah right) he won't interfere too much.

Sad thing here is,that I agree with most of the criticism here! This indeed was the worst Transformers sequel of all!!!

User897 wrote:These videos are both funny and sad. Funny that Bay didn't deliver again, and sad that, well, Bay didn't deliver again. There are elements of the film that I do like, and it is in my collection, but there is some seriously unneeded crap in the film. To top it off, I can't find any of the very few toys from this movie that I want, so that makes the experience even worse. Hopefully, with Optimus going into space (hey he doesn't need the flight tech from his trailer anymore!), the next film will feature primarily robots and perhaps a glimpse of Unicron. There have been 4 films now without the Cybertronians being the primary focus. Now that Prime left, maybe we will actually get that film. It would be nice to have a new director and writers as well. If Bay produces, hopefully (yeah right) he won't interfere too much.

Any dumb part in the script is more the fault of the writer than Bay.

I love it!!!! Rip Bay a new one cause he needs it. And to the butthurt fans complaining about how some people can see past the eyecandy for what these movies truly are....steaming piles of poo-poo. Please for the love of God dont let Bay near the Warcraft movie. As i said before Uwe Boll could do a hell of a better job than Bay ever could. Period, and the sad thing i hate Boll for what he did to the Bloodreign movies. I wonder how much coke that Bay snorts up that big nose of his before he goes to the set daily? He's gotta be on something. Also makes me wonder what the hell people are on that defend this tick-turd of a movie collection. But judging from how people are soo entertained by such upstanding pillars of the community such as: The Kardisans, Duck dynasty dumbasses (i actually live a 1/4 mile from one of those asshats, lol and there really not liked by alot of us here in the area cause there fake, all they care about is money) or whoever else is popular. The dumbing down of society is here folks, enjoy the ride.

MasterSoundBlaster wrote:Am I the only one who enjoyed watching this?

Nuh uh, I thought it was hilarious.

And I'm the guy who wrote that 42-page review of the movie that went into all the things I LIKED (and disliked) about the movie.

Meantoy wrote:I love it!!!! Rip Bay a new one cause he needs it. And to the butthurt fans complaining about how some people can see past the eyecandy for what these movies truly are....steaming piles of poo-poo. Please for the love of God dont let Bay near the Warcraft movie. As i said before Uwe Boll could do a hell of a better job than Bay ever could. Period, and the sad thing i hate Boll for what he did to the Bloodreign movies. I wonder how much coke that Bay snorts up that big nose of his before he goes to the set daily? He's gotta be on something. Also makes me wonder what the hell people are on that defend this tick-turd of a movie collection. But judging from how people are soo entertained by such upstanding pillars of the community such as: The Kardisans, Duck dynasty dumbasses (i actually live a 1/4 mile from one of those asshats, lol and there really not liked by alot of us here in the area cause there fake, all they care about is money) or whoever else is popular. The dumbing down of society is here folks, enjoy the ride.

I'm sorry, did you happen to mention my good friend, "Uwe Bay", here???



Yes, i still have these from when "Dark of the Retards" came out.

Yes, the OP's vids were hilarious.

Yes, we shall suffer the Uwe Bay, so that we may get a continued string of over priced Transformer toys that i shall buy and stuff on my shelves, to remind me of my latch-key childhood and the fact that Peter Cullen/Optimus Prime was more a father to me than any other man my mother was doing at the time.

Sabrblade wrote:

MasterSoundBlaster wrote:Am I the only one who enjoyed watching this?

Nuh uh, I thought it was hilarious.

And I'm the guy who wrote that 42-page review of the movie that went into all the things I LIKED (and disliked) about the movie.

where can I read that review?

I love Cinema Sins.

This ep was great, it missed a few things, pointed out stuff I didn't notice (which is part of the fun of watching these) and well, it entertained me.

william-james88 wrote:

Sabrblade wrote:

MasterSoundBlaster wrote:Am I the only one who enjoyed watching this?

Nuh uh, I thought it was hilarious.

And I'm the guy who wrote that 42-page review of the movie that went into all the things I LIKED (and disliked) about the movie.

where can I read that review?

Here's the first part - http://www.seibertron.com/energonpub/age-of-extinction-discussion-thread-t100662s1575.php#p1613054

The rest of it can be found further down the page and on the next page.

william-james88 wrote:
Any dumb part in the script is more the fault of the writer than Bay.

But as a director, you read the script and if it is flat out stupid, then you do a re-write. You hire different writers. Also, this movie had plenty of Bayisms, like the stupid gag of the guy pulling out the legal statute for committing pedophilia — classic Bay. Then the guy later on says some crap about, "I like to be fresh when I make out with your daughter."
Not only is that unfunny, it's in poor taste and not something than any actual person who isn't a steaming douche would say. Again, classic Bay. He populates his movies with douche bags.
Also, for all the hype of "DINOBOTS!" we barely get to see them and they are inconsequential to what passes for a plot in these movies.

Honestly, Bay does these movies for the paycheck. They are virtually the same type of story over and over again with no character progression, development or investment. I admit they are pretty to look at, but story and character wise, they are absolute garbage.

cruizerdave wrote:Also, for all the hype of "DINOBOTS!" we barely get to see them and they are inconsequential to what passes for a plot in these movies.

THAT was all Kruger. The Dinobots were originally not going to be in this movie, with this movie instead simply foreshadowing their appearance in the next movie, but later decided that they might as well go ahead and get them into this one since they were going to use them at some point anyway and figured audiences would prefer to see them sooner than later.

I'm not watching. I have a feeling that this will be so nit picky that it's not funny. I don't mind making fun of it. The movie hate has just gotten so ridiculous. I liked them but I also do wish they were better. But they are not the worst movies ever.

i love it when u AOE Fan boys cant handle the fact this and all of the tf movies are piles of feces.


these vids speak the truth........f u and your bayfomers!

Mr_Autobot411 wrote:i love it when u AOE Fan boys cant handle the fact this and all of the tf movies are piles of feces.


these vids speak the truth........f u and your bayfomers!

Criticising your fellow members like you just did is not something we appreciate on this site.

And that goes for everyone else who feels the need to insult/attack people simply because their opinion is different to yours, especially when it comes to these movies, because you know, after 8 years or so, it's gotten really tiring. Get over it already (both sides)

yea ur right dude, its getting tiring for sure......
there was no need for it, i just guess my hatred for bays movies blinds my logic at times.
Yes i truly dislike bays movies and always will, but ill learn to avoid arguing and just appericate the cool toys etc that are coming out.
sorry for the post and to anyone ive pissed off etc, ive had my fair share too lol

peace

Everyone is entitled to their own opinions. SlyTF1 likes the movie(s). I did too (except for DOTM). And I will say again what I always say... don't go into those movies thinking you're going to get an intricate plot and character development. Bay does action movies. If you think in those terms AOE was one of the best (in terms of plot).

I was going to watch those videos, I may still, but I have less of a desire to now. I hate nit picky people who overly critically pull apart something that is meant for entertainment.

That being said... *goes into mother mode* if someone's opinion differs from yours, that's fine. You can voice your disagreement, but there's no need to rip apart someone who feels differently.
Agree to disagree but don't beat up each other (that's my job).

ctrlFrequency wrote:And I will say again what I always say... don't go into those movies thinking you're going to get an intricate plot and character development. Bay does spectacle movies.

Fixed for better accuracy.

Okay, yes, that is more accurate. I stand corrected.

After all, I've seen plenty of action films that had brilliant writing and storytelling. Inception, for one, is an action flick that is downright intellectually stimulating.

I was never happy with my choice of words, you're right, there has been some really well done action films with amazing writing and characters.

Spectacle is a much better word for what Bay does.

In the action genre there are two types, action for the sake of action and action for the sake of story telling... and they are two different things. Striking the balance is difficult and not every writer/producer can do it.