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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Kakuryu takes a bath!

Kakuryu takes a bath!
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82 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...

Heckfire says:

"I'm gonna wash that man right outta my hair..."
"You're a lizard-robot. You don't have hair."
"SPOIL THE DAMN SONG, WHY DON'T YOU..?"

Dec 16, 2011

Zeedust says:

Kakuryu: "Okay... Explain to me how it started snowing indoors?

Shell: "Don't ask me, I'm just a fleshy suit you wear."

Jan 24, 2007

Demonic Femme says:

Kakuryu, "Singin' in the bathtub, watchin all my troubles, go swirlin' down the drain-"

May 29, 2005

Zeedust says:

The dinosaur, the whipped cream, the hairbrush on the robot's arm... This pic is inexplicable. End of story.

Jul 13, 2004

Tiedye says:

Decepticons make extra money on the side by being in the new Herbal Essences commercial
(Dinobots)-OOHHHH Yeahhhh, Yes!! Yes!! Yes!!!!

May 7, 2004

Zeedust says:

Kakuryu: "Told ya you shook that soda can up too much!"

Jan 6, 2004

Zeedust says:

"Hmm, this isn't so bad. Wonder why I put it off for so long... Hey, I'm not a black repaint any more!"

Jul 29, 2003

Autobot bubbs says:

Kakuruy: My perverted inuendo detectors are going haywire! Quick, lets whipe ourself off and get out of here before the fanboys get here!

Jul 28, 2003

Anonymous says:

Kakuryu: Ah, now this is the life! No bossing around from Goryu and the fact that Deszaras gave me the day off is absolutely wonderful! Whee...

Jun 23, 2003

Anonymous says:

Where's the soap

May 17, 2003

Anonymous says:

It burns, it burns!

May 13, 2003

Zu Darkness says:

Kakuryu the biggest S club 7 fan club member.

May 5, 2003

Anonymous says:

wow I love sperm baths!

Apr 25, 2003

Beast Simpson says:

Rub a dub dub, a robot and a lizard in a tub.

Apr 19, 2003

Anonymous says:

that was a lot more than i expected...at least hand me a towel.

Mar 8, 2003

Anonymous says:

Dinobots"This really bad Playbot!"

Mar 8, 2003

ryo777 says:

Again. WHO?!!!!

Jan 23, 2003

ryo777 says:

Who?

Jan 23, 2003

Anonymous says:

I told you b4 you moron use the mr. bubbles!!!!!!!!!!

Dec 6, 2002

The Matrix says:

BLAAHHH!!! WE'RE DROWNING!!!! SAVE US!!!

Nov 12, 2002

Heather Prime says:

hey sideburn take a bath again me shower!!!!!!!!!! feel gentle ......... good my relationhip

Sep 18, 2002

Anonymous says:

When Transformers get Rabies . . .

Sep 8, 2002

Anonymous says:

iwantsexcumguzzlinsonofabitch

Aug 27, 2002

Dynamus Prime says:

GET THE #$%@ OUTTA MY BATHROOM, YOU CRAZY TOURIST!!

Aug 26, 2002

Dynamus Prime says:

AAAHH!! NAKED DECEPTICONS BATHING!!! PORNOGRAPHY!!! TURN IT OFF!!

Aug 26, 2002

Anonymous says:

Thses Car soap can make me look new again

Aug 1, 2002

Anonymous says:

I really got to stop playing with myself

Jul 26, 2002

Anonymous says:

FOAM PARTY!!! FOAM PARTY!!!

Jul 26, 2002

Dynamus Prime says:

Splish splash I was taking a bath...

Jul 9, 2002

Anonymous says:

Kakuryu:I Love Bubblebaths!!!! OOOH A LITTLE MORE!!!!!

May 5, 2002

Anonymous says:

Kakuryu was never the same after the Cool Whip incident.

Apr 28, 2002

Sheba says:

AHHHHH RABIES RABIES HE GAVE ME RABIES!!!.....I need HOW many shots in the stomach now??? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Apr 13, 2002

Anonymous says:

GOD! I NEED A GIRLFRIEND!

Apr 3, 2002

Anonymous says:

both singing:Heads and shoulders knees and toes,knees and toes,knees and toes.
Deathzarus:SHUT UP IN THERE!!!

Mar 29, 2002

Anonymous says:

EEEEKKKK!!!! Transformers are invading Hot springs!!!!

Mar 26, 2002

Anonymous says:

Mr. Sparkle! He is disrespectful to dirt and transforming robots!

Mar 12, 2002

Anonymous says:

NEVER, EVER drop the soap in a cybertronion prison

Mar 7, 2002

Unknown says:

help! help! hes probing me aaagghhhhhha!!!

Mar 5, 2002

Anonymous says:

Take a bath, mofo!

Mar 1, 2002

Anonymous says:

Only Dinobots let themselves get dirty. Scrub,scrub,scrub.

Feb 27, 2002

Shermtron says:

Dude wont we like rest or something.

Feb 25, 2002

Anonymous says:

Stop!! Don't put that there!!!

Feb 17, 2002

Optimal Optimus says:

Both: WE'VE GOT THE URGE! FOR URBAL!

Feb 17, 2002

deceptisquirrel says:

WELL if YOU hadn'd picked up those scraplets from
the neghbors catbot we would'nt have had to do this.

Feb 16, 2002

Izzy says:

Spank me harder Godzilla!

Feb 16, 2002

X-Brawl says:

Hey! Let go, thats not the soap!

Feb 16, 2002

FortMax says:

Rubber ducky, your the one, That makes bath-time so much fun.

Feb 16, 2002

FortMax says:

I have lost all faith in the animators of that show

Feb 16, 2002

Super Ginrai says:

Before you dress, Caress.

Feb 16, 2002

Anonymous says:

Got sake(wine)?

Feb 16, 2002

Drake says:

Calgon take me away.

Feb 16, 2002

Anonymous says:

"... I'm not sure either, but is tastes like Crisco to me."

Feb 16, 2002

Jeremy says:

Kakuryu: im taken a bath and .....oh no my units a rusting to fast help help me optimas

Feb 15, 2002

Anonymous says:

monster:what the hell am i please at least make me a sharktacon

Feb 15, 2002

Stelartron says:

MONSTER: (dragging the unconsious and pie-covered Kakuryu out of a building) I told you this is *NOT* Botcon! It's the "Three Stooges Fans' Convention"! That'll tech you to get involved in a pie fight with 1000

Feb 15, 2002

Anonymous says:

Um.. it's my internal fire suppression system? No? Uh, okay, I'm cleaning my capacitors?

Feb 15, 2002

Anonymous says:

No, you really did drop the soap...

Feb 15, 2002

Anonymous says:

When robo-bukakke goes too far

Feb 15, 2002

David says:

NO! NO METROPLEX! YOU CAN'T TAKE A BATH WITH ME!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! SPLASH!!!!!!!!!!

Feb 15, 2002

MarkuS says:

"Glub! Glub! I don't wanna bath! WAAAAH!! There's monster in my bath!" Monster: "Yum! Yum!" "There's the GREMLINS! THERE'S THE REAL GREMLINS IN MY BATH! AAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!

Feb 15, 2002

Anonymous says:

"Cleanliness is next to godmasterlyness!"

Feb 15, 2002

Optimus Primevil says:

Kakuryu: Whoever heard of a robot taking a bath?

Feb 15, 2002

Galvatron Z says:

"Ahh save me from the wee turtles, they were too big for me!"

Feb 14, 2002

Hot Rodimus says:

(singing)Rubber Robot,you so fun! you make bath time,Lots of fun!

Feb 14, 2002

Hot Rodimus says:

God damn it! remind me to never fight in the bird sanctuary

Feb 14, 2002

Anonymous says:

Monster: Wax On, Wax Off.
Kakuryu: That's the stuff

Feb 14, 2002

Thunderstreak says:

Scene from "Godzilla vs. The Bubble Bath Mecha Monster!"

Feb 14, 2002

Unknown says:

Monster: DAMN! You haven't washed in this area in eons! Notty, notty boy!

Feb 14, 2002

Shermtron says:

We smell like the french judge at the olympics

Feb 14, 2002

PrimeFan says:

come on you arent the least bit curious?

Feb 14, 2002

Blitzkrieg says:

Kakuryu:"Ah...this is the life! A hot bath, champagne w/vodka, T.V., and my giant rubber dino. Take that BW Megatron!

Feb 14, 2002

Sideshow Sideswipe says:

Hello my name is Kakuryu, and I like to do drawrings.

Are you looking at my bum? bumlooker!

Feb 14, 2002

Anonymous says:

"Oh no! I just dropped the soap!"

Feb 14, 2002

Sideswipe says:

You said taking a shower together would be good for our relationship!

Feb 14, 2002

Percepter says:

Wash my arms, wash my ears, wash my...Hey wait, what the slag IS that!? I have a big armored dinosaur growing out of my skid plate!!

Feb 14, 2002

Anonymous says:

..........Rubber ducky your the one. You make bath time lots of fun. Rubber ducky your the only one.........

Feb 14, 2002

Anonymous says:

Hey, where is BW Megatron's rubber ducky? The only thing I have close to that is this quack behind me.

Feb 13, 2002

Hot Rodimus says:

Washie,Wachie,Wachie,dont wanta stink for Dethsarous' Party

Feb 13, 2002

Anonymous says:

Wash Wash Wash!

Feb 13, 2002

omega says:

Kakuryu: You do know that Robots don't
take baths. So can you please tell me why
we're here.
Beast: You're mom told me u smellled, so
I figured this as the solution.

Feb 13, 2002

Stelartron says:

KAKURYU: (in a sing-song voice) Rub-a-dub-dub, I'm a robot in the tub...

Feb 13, 2002

Anonymous says:

That's it! This is the last time that I let you choose our vacation spots!

Feb 13, 2002

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