The Decepticons at their finest

snavej says:

'Reflector, stop taking pictures from the wrong angles! You've been warned before.'

Vapor-03 says:

Alright, STOP! TRANSFORMER-TIME!!

DeltaSilver88 says:

Apparently Transformers are lactose intolerant and can get constipated... who knew?

TheBritishFan says:

I wonder where the cameraman was looking...

Decepticon Stryker says:

M: Starscream, if you lose your contact ONE MORE TIME after this, I will DESTROY you.

BG the Robit says:

Shockwave: I told you it was not logical to eat the 'super-spice tacos' with your tub full of tequila, Decepticons.

Ravage XK says:

DECEPTICONS, poop!

DedicatedGhostArt says:

When Decepticons need their diapers changed.

KickBack84 says:

T is for TWERK,

Evil Eye says:

Heads, shoulders knees and toes, knees and toes!

REGI ICE says:

Soundwave: You have to bend a little to see it...

*Meanwhile...*

Optimus Prime: *Squint* What do you think, Ultra Magnus?
UM: Oh, I'm not sure. Could be...
OP: A new kind of superweapon!!! Autobots! Kidnap the Stuntacons and roll out!!

REGI ICE says:

Starscream: I'm staying up! I'm staying up!
Soundwave: Can we ride the waves now?
Megatron: Oh all right...

seminole1 says:

Megatron: Starscream, Soundwave, we must get to the doctor quickly for so Preparation-H, and rid ourselves of these accursed hemorrhoids forever!

Superion_007 says:

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant...
*think Pink Panther*

Payner™ says:

"Come on guys, we can find the mini-cons quicker than those jokers in Armada can"

Roadshadow says:

Seems some Decepticons had laxatives in their warm milk...

gauthic_angel7680 says:

Megatron: i swear, the best piece of @$$ is just around this corner.
Soundwave and Starscream: sure that is what you said eight hours ago.

Masterpiece Prowl says:

Soundwave (a la Bender): Bite my shiny metal ass.

Alphatron says:

I like big butts and I can not lie, you pimpies can't den---
Megatron: Shut up, fat-ass!

Alphatron says:

Soundwave: Soundwave guesses slutty girls aren't the only ones with big booties.
Megatron: Just shut up and destroy the Auto-Bots!

Kal-Seth says:

The Autobots play a cruel joke on the decepticons involving warm milk, Laxetive and the theft of toilet paper

Kal-Seth says:

The Trio of Decepticon warriros elarns the hard way that mexican food and a night of hard whiskey just dont mix

Kal-Seth says:

"Sound Wave Star Scream Find My Contact Lens Now!"

Tiedye says:

We are going to moon every human that comes along this dirt.

Tiedye says:

this is what happens when Decepticon drink Hard whiskey and you give them the simple task of following a dirt trail.

Anonymous says:

NO! BAD Decepticons! We do that outside! OUTSIDE!

Dark Cyclone says:

Do the Idiot Squat! Everybody!

Shadow Fox says:

Megatron- Dammit you idiots! Keep searching, I know my contact fell out around here somewhere!!

Arkhaon says:

ya can kiss our smelly metal asses optimus

gir says:

"damm where's my contact! alright guys spread out"

Autobotcity says:

I HATE moles in my garden... First one to find finish off the mole gets an energon goody!

Anonymous says:

??????...What?

Asheron says:

damn bug problem , we dont have cash to pay the exterminator so we have to do it ourselves...

Anonymous says:

Megatron, "We have to find that toilet paper dammit!"

Anonymous says:

MEGATRON: The flesh creatures have hidden colorful hard shelled chicken embryos...we must find them.

Anonymous says:

Seems some Decepticons had laxatives in their warm milk...

Anonymous says:

megatron: damn, this gravity manipulation device worked in dragonball z!

Unknown says:

decepticon sumos!!!!!!

SilverStar says:

Do the monkey or else no stripers for you tonight guys.

Anonymous says:

NO MOREMEXICAN FOOD OR YOUR ALL DEAD

Anonymous says:

*Megatron* Dammit soundwave! What have I told you about playing "Rumpshaker" While we're on a mission?!

Anonymous says:

Megatron:"All right Decepticons, get ready to attack! Ready, Turn around and pull your pants down!! hehe those autobots will get a mooning of their life!"

micah says:

boom its the big grose atowbots. ops i farted

omega icecream says:

oh gross!

Anonymous says:

uhhhhhhhhhhh....!

Anonymous says:

Starscream: We are the Cheeky-cons, we are the Cheeky-cons, you are the cheeky-bots, you are the cheeky-bots, touch our bums!

Arkhaon says:

Megatron: come on weaklings...work it out.. and bend and stretch and wiggle your ass

Anonymous says:

Millions of years into the future, we see that the Decepticons who didn't keep up on a regular vitamin intake are now afflicted with advanced osteoparosis . . .

Laserbot says:

the Decepticons moon the autobots...
Optimus Prime:"Retreat!!"

Anonymous says:

oh... by the inferno, that feels good...

BlItZeR says:

Scene in the morning after a typical decepticon kegger.
All:*heave* *barf*

Minicle says:

Starscream: This is stupid.
Megatron: SILENCE. Continue the exercise, we'll show those Maximals who the real masters of the Farting noise are.

Minicle says:

Whats the time Mr wolf...

Minicle says:

Megatron: we are in desperate need of a plot device. Leave no stone unturned.
Soundwave: Ow my back.
Starscream: Does my Exhaust look big in this shot.

parkwood says:

Sheesh quiet! Megatron will hear us! Your goin to blow it man! -Sound Wave-
He he he man this is going to be the best prank ever! those silly Autobots wont even know what hit them! HA HA HA! -Starscream-
Would you too knock it off!!! there is work to be

Alphatron2k3 says:

The G1 Decepticons getting up after fainting upon seeing what their Armada counterparts do.

K-nonFodder says:

Megatron" where did you say you dropped it" Starscream over here" Soundwave " i told you the acuvue contcts don't fall out soo much" Starscream" Tu madre Soundwave"

Anonymous says:

Too much energon! Thanks "Oops I Crapped my Pants"...

Daniel says:

Is this supposed to be a sick version of the three graces?

Anonymous says:

Obviously, gravity is not being so kind to the deceptigoons.

Anonymous says:

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Anonymous says:

Megatron: Decepticons, transform. All three: Farrtttttttttt!!!!

REEK-ON says:

My glasses! I can't see without my glasses!

TetraReris says:

*all landing at once*
Starscream: Ow my foot!
Soundwave: Linkages overtaxed. Suggestion: Follow the leader over a cliff bad idea.
Megatron: It didn't look that far before we jumped!

thexfile says:

all : (transforming noises) auw (cracking noises)
Starscreem : auw mity megatron my back hurts
megatron : you sniveling idiote , you are right for the 1st time , als this transforming has aged us quite a bit...
Soundwave : megatron , i suspect artrites

thexfile says:

starscreem : Ow look now mity meagtron , totaly at my mersy , totaly helples bow down befor your leader...

megatron : you sniveling idiot just keep sershing for my contactlens...

soudwave : megatron i've foud someting..!!

(large breaking

DestronPride says:

they all went and saw Matrix Reloaded and are trying to do the Neo takeoff

DestronPride says:

Ok well we found the ground... what do we do now?

Anonymous says:

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Anonymous says:

Megatron:"Starscream, you fool! I told you, no BEANS in the Energon!" Soundwave:"Gas eruption... imminent!"

Anonymous says:

Megatron: "Come on Decepticons, squeeze those turds out!"

Anonymous says:

the theme song "I like Big Butts" starts to play in the back ground

Anonymous says:

Crocadile hunter: "here we see the natives of this island doing there ritual of marking their territory isn't i amazing by cri-coy!"

bot says:

i dont even want to know.. -_-'

Anonymous says:

Megs: Let's play monkeys!!

Chrono says:

GGRRRRR, here it comes NMMMMMAHHHH *splosh*

yoyo says:

monkey see, monkey do

Unknown says:

megatron; keep looking i know i drop my transformers watch.
starscream: but megatron i would like to fight autobots.
megatron:quiet iam looking

Fallengaiden says:

Megatron: Damn EX-lax energon cubes!!!

Anonymous says:

All: I FEEL LIKE CHICKEN TONIGHT, LIKE CHICKEN TONIGHT!!!

Anonymous says:

Who put us in status lock.

Anonymous says:

What Reflector does in his spare time... Can you say "Blackmail"?

Anonymous says:

Ss: So, did you find 'em yet, Soundwave? Sw: Negative. Ravage: Eject! Operation: Find missing Easter eggs. M: (disgusted) Jeez, Easter's been over for almost a month, and they still haven't found those eggs from the company par

n8lessone says:

Tour Guide:And to your left, you'll see the terrible Decepticons acting completely wasted. Watch out, folks, they might actually do something dangerous eventually.

Bruticus says:

Megatron: "OK--now, fifteen squats! Begin!"
Starscream: "I'm beginning to think that this mandatory morning workout wasn't such a great idea. What do you think, Soundwave?"
Soundwave: "Ope

Anonymous says:

"Careful...don't step on my contacts!"

Anonymous says:

Megatron: Okay everyone, let's do the Oliver Kahn-Gorilla-ballet... Soundwave: As you cammand, Megatron.

Anonymous says:

"SPLAT, SPLAT" peskie humans!

Anonymous says:

Starscream: Good one leader, let's make energon from that Taco Bell you say...

Suzuki says:

Starscream: I TOLD you they would end up kicking our-!!
Megatron: Just shut up, and waddle back to the base!!
Soundwave: Oh my aching skidplates . . .

Anonymous says:

bottoms up and bend over... jazz and blaster are going to give to them up the azz!

Zu Darkness says:

Megatron, Soundwave, and Starcream at their finest, drunk and stoned

Anonymous says:

Buk buk buk buk... BuKAAAAW!!

Anonymous says:

(reflector, offscrean) I knew my alt. mode was good for something. Now thundercracker will have to trade me his g1 prime!

Ricochet says:

Megatron: We need to find those keys, otherwise there will be no way to get in our base.

Anonymous says:

megatron;this proves thatIam abetterleader than you `scarscreem`

Anonymous says:

I've bet the're looking for trash, making energon cubes of it...better not disturb them...

Anonymous says:

Megatron to writers: "10 more minutes of this nonsense and I'll tell you exactly what you can do with that minicon-script."

Anonymous says:

SimonBot says: "You are a chicken."

Jade says:

Were to old for this crap!

Anonymous says:

ss and sw:GGGGGAAAAASSSSS#1!#1!#1!meg:You suck....

zach says:

ha were mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooning you

Anonymous says:

Megatron: "Get back here traider!" robot thats is running:"Never, besides I got pictures of u losing all power, I Have your recharger plug!!!"
Airplanedude: Eat missiles! then he fires two heat seekers at robot!

Anonymous says:

Megatron:"Starscream, why did I let you talk us into that radium drinking game?" Starscream:"You must of lost all mighty Megatron, for I am fell after the 10th round, you fell at the 2nd or was it the 11th?".
Backgroun

Anonymous says:

Megatron: As long as we can fire one up, we'll be able to get back in the air!!! Starscream: In that case, I'll cover up my nose!!!

Anonymous says:

Megatron: Hey guys, did ya know that Oliver Kahn, Germany's National goalie, is called "the Gorilla"?
Soundwave: Affirmative, Megatron.

Snake says:

starscream: Meagtron ,we've got to stop this maddness any lower and we'll be liberal

Anonymous says:

Megatron: "You Fools!!! We will never be ready for the balet recital if can't get it right!!!!"

Anonymous says:

The Decepticons make a cameo in the new Gorillaz video.

Anonymous says:

Hey look we are republicans!

Anonymous says:

damn you bugs bunny and your underground magnet!

Anonymous says:

Megatron: Everyone do the monkey
Starscream: Why?
Megatron: DO AS I COMMAND!!
Soundwave: As you command Megatron

Metroplex says:

Soundwave: Can we pleeease stop playing bunnies? Meg: SILENCE!

Anonymous says:

Megatron we almost got them decepticons!!!!! destroy them all!
Soundwave: All this drama for picnic ants!?!?
Starscream: Quiet this one smells like my last sandwhich that was stolen!!!

Anonymous says:

War protestors limping home after Prime ran over them in the NYC streets.

Anonymous says:

Starscream: More like our worst! If only I was in charge!

Anonymous says:

The Decepticons are ready to dance like Looney Tunes. Auargh!!!

Anonymous says:

Ss: Is it just me, or do you get the feeling that we're being watched? Sw: I think it's just you.

Anonymous says:

Meg: We lost the advantage in the war!
SC: Yeah, this sucks
SW: Why is that?
SC: Go ahead, try to fly, I dare ya......

Anonymous says:

Soundwave: Laserbeak, eject. Operation- find us a toilet.

dan says:

Squat and take cover!

Anonymous says:

Megatron:"Hurry, you fools! The sooner we find the quarter, the sooner we can leave!"

Anonymous says:

Ss and Sw: Help, we've crouched down, and we can't get up.

Anonymous says:

Megatron: And plie', plie', plie'...
Starscream: (to Soundwave) You just had to make that bet with him, didn't you? Now look, we're stuck here, learning ballet.

Beast Simpson says:

Starscream: I TOLD you we shouldnt eat gas station sushi!!!

Anonymous says:

"and one and two and one and two..."

Anonymous says:

Soundwave: (C-3PO impression) Sir, it's quite possible this asteroid is not entirely stable.
Starscream: MEGATRON! He's doing it again!

Anonymous says:

constapation seems to be a real problem the decepticons lately

Anonymous says:

not all the transformers hate blaster and jazz's music....the decepticons seem to enjoy it too.

Anonymous says:

not all the transformers hate blaster ans jazz's music....the decepticons seem to enjoy it too.

Anonymous says:

megatron: sh sh quiet, guys old man alpha trion is really gonna fall for this one!

Anonymous says:

Soundwave and Starscream: Uhugh! Uhugh!Uhugh!Uhugh!Uhugh!Uhugh!!
Megatron: What on Cyberton is this place, an ape house?

little_fly says:

megatron disaprovs of starscream and soundwave as fools, megatron: i wish i could stand but my head is down i think its energon. i dont know

Anonymous says:

Megatron:"All together now...MOON EM!!!"

Anonymous says:

M: I can't believe you lost the keys to Astrotrain!
Ss: Well, it's not my fault Soundwave has such bad memory.
Sw: Hey look! I found a quarter!

Anonymous says:

The Decepticons try to fart.

Anonymous says:

The Decepticons do their
Metal Gear Solid play.

Dee-Kal says:

The results were obvious, but the question remained: bad energon or chicken vindaloo?

Anonymous says:

Megatron: now when we train under ten times earths gravity then we'll be ten times stronger.
Starscream: u fool megatron, uve been watching to much DBZ now declare me Leader of the decepticons or i throw this rock at u

Anonymous says:

Megatron's plan to freak the Autobots out by doing the Chiken Dance was actually succeeding.

Sideswipe says:

MEGS:Damnit soundwave How the hell do you expect us to defeat the autobots if your ------- partner rumble dont stop putting the exlax in the energon!
Starscream: AHHHH! My Ass is on Fire!
Devastator: (standing over them all) "Prepare for excrem

Galvatron says:

MEGATRON & STARSCREAM: Wow Soundwave!! I'm going to puke!! SOUNDWAVE: I need a litter box for Ravage, Laserbeak, Buzzsaw, and Ratbat. Eject..Eject..Crap please Eject out of my butt!!!

Anonymous says:

Megatron: On the count of three everyone let her rip! 1..........2.........., wait for it..........3, all together now, GO!!! (Add the sound of wind braking here).

Anonymous says:

The end results of the Autobots terrifying new "Wedgie" assault.

Pokejedservo says:

Alright boys & girls whose being stealthier, the Decepticons or this scene's cameraman.

Anonymous says:

And Siebertron's server crashed as thousands of "lost contact lens" submissions were made.

Anonymous says:

M: I told you, we're not leaving 'til we find my contact lens.

Anonymous says:

M: Decepticons! Retreat! Ss+Sw: Yes sir! (crouch, ready to fly, pause) Ss: Uh, sir? I think we're stuck.

Anonymous says:

STEP ON THE ANTS !!

Anonymous says:

Somehow the brain patterns of Rumble and Frenzy got mixed up with Soundwave and Starscream. Megatron: I-i-i-i-d-d-d-i-iots!

Anonymous says:

Ooog, Ooog...Me Tarzan!

Anonymous says:

Starscream: Ooh! Look at the fire ants! Quick, who's got a magnifying glass?! Mehatron: No, you fool! We'll use these fire ants against the Autobots! Bwahahaha! Soundwave: *sigh* Oh dear Primus...

Anonymous says:

fell the rath of the decepticon's fart attack,mohahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Anonymous says:

Megaton: Let's pay the Colonel a visit, boys Decepticons: I feel like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight!!!

jory says:

Starscream: damn it megatron stop loosing your damn contacts and get that surgery. Megatron: shut up starscream im going to kill you in the movie anyway so jsut shut up. SOundwave: opps i farted

Firestorm says:

For absolutely no reason at all, gravity tripled its own force without warning.

interceptor says:

Megatron: "Decepticon Final Attack! Ultimate Gas!"

Anonymous says:

If you keep searching were bound to find that screw or megatron won't be walking much longer

Anonymous says:

HEY, MAYBE RUMBLE HAS THE RIGHT IDEA.

Anonymous says:

Keep stamping your feet on the ground. Those worms are bound to come up any second now....

Anonymous says:

Megatron: Starscream, it is times like this that I wish you could transform into a toilet.
Starscream: Yeah, I know..HEY!
Soundwave: Haw-Haw!

Anonymous says:

Full moon over Cybertron

Anonymous says:

the unfortunate fate of all transformers: loose joints

Anonymous says:

Don't you just hate it, when you've had your Energon....and can't get rid of it!?

Anonymous says:

The decepticons resort to chemical warfare to defeat the autobots

Wingnut says:

Shake it up baby! (Shake it up baby)
Twist and shout! (Twist and shout)
Come on come on come on baby now! (Come on baby)
Come on and worke it all out! (Work it all out)...

Anonymous says:

Decepticons, you ARE the Weakest Links! Goodbye!

Anonymous says:

After watching WWE just a bit too long, the Decepticons practise their Rikishi Stinky Face

Anonymous says:

After another embarrassing defeat, the Decepticons resorted to mooning the Autobots.

Anonymous says:

Another "Ladies" night in Decepticon land......

Anonymous says:

Soundwave "That's right Megatron, leave you loser!!"

Anonymous says:

Must take a dump.... badly

Rodimus Primal says:

megatron:o man if i new that ten times was so hard i'd would never dot hat

Anonymous says:

Megatron looked down in shame as his troop was suddenly stricken with a stomach virus...

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Being Optimus Prime **** (1999) Megatron,Starscream,Soundwave Dir.Nelson Shin.Decepticons discover a space bridge that leads directly to Autobot Leader Optimus Prime's brain.Mostly for hardcore Transformers fans only.

Anonymous says:

"Do a little dance,make a little love get down tonight....Yeah....get down tonight." Starscream,"Boy I'm glad Soundwave's a radio Decepticon parties rock!!!" Megatron,"DAMN IT Soundwave I said

EDIMUS PRIME says:

Old Transformers never die they just retire after their knee joints go bad.

Anonymous says:

Soundwave: " Push Starscream, push."

Starscream: "Arrrrghhh...It won't come out."

Soundwave: "Damn Mexican food!"

Firestorm says:

Meg: So tell me, whose idea was it to insult Metallica?

Starscream: I don't think that I'll ever walk straight again. Who knew their fans were so loyal?

TheRo-Man says:

The ground begins to shake...the Decepticons ear receptors begin to shatter...their optical sensors overload...this can mean only one thing. Finally, Earth's greatest threat faces the Transformers. ANNA NICOLE SMITH!!!!!! AHHHHH!!!

Anonymous says:

Megatron: Ow...Backpains...

Skyfire the Artist says:

The decision not to cover chiropractors with the Decepticon medical plan came back to haunt Megatron.

Anonymous says:

Hearing how Optimus hated his Armada counterpart;the Decepticons just bust their guts laughing!

Anonymous says:

(two days earlier...)Megs:Dammit! I lost my contact lens! Someone help me find it!

SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:

It wasn't until they found themselves stomping Phantom Babies for hours on end that Starscream realized his virtual reality version of "Devil May Cry" had too steep a difficulty level.

Anonymous says:

Damn spicy energon...goes in like heaven comes out like fires from hell.

Chrono says:

Ah sir, i think one us stepped in spike...

Anonymous says:

The Decepticons waddle home after facing Red Alert and his killer deck of cards. Megatron: Where did that little twerp learn that?! Star: A deck of playing cards?! Soundwave says nothing as he tries to pick the four of hearts out of his butt crack.

Anonymous says:

--- After a fierce battle ---
Megatron: I didn't realize that Optmius cut it off until we returned to the base.
Soundwave: Megatron, I will search until it is found!
Starscream: So, "mighty" leader... doesn't decep

TheRo-Man says:

Suddenly, the Decepticons begin to lose power as they realize that at $2.59 a gallon for energon...10 bucks worth just doesn't get you as far in battle as it did before this whole Iraq mess!

Strscrm3000 says:

"I knew there was something about that partywe were at"

Starwarpcracker says:

things like this reallyDO make u wounder about their sexuailty.... always knew Screamer was camp!

raijinald says:

These Destrons suffers Ultra Severe Constipation.

Anonymous says:

The Decepticon's mosh pit!

Firestorm says:

The new Deccpticon 'Jump 'em from Above' strategy almost worked until they realized that physics wasn't with them on it.

UNICRON-WMD says:

This isn't Armada, we don't need to be looking for Minicons!!!

Anonymous says:

As the Decepticons would always remember forever,never ride the Tilt A Whirl after two carival hot dogs and cotton candy.

Anonymous says:

At last! This weapon will drain this planet Krypton of all it's...hold it! Why is the ground shaking???

Anonymous says:

What the... Hey! Soundwave! I thought Ravage was housebroken!

Anonymous says:

Three of the most powerful Decepticon warriors limp home after getting whipped by the new Autobot leader...Wheelimus Prime!

Anonymous says:

Starscream 5 minutes ago "Hey guys, help me find my brain!"

Anonymous says:

Megatron:..:hiccup:.. so i says, i says to him, PRime...i says.. Wheel Jack... oh who cares, what i said, the point..is. i,, i said it.. right soundwave!?.. Soundwave:.. #!$#!%# lightweight, thats the second time this week you puked on my feet! What the h

Unicron says:

Shockwave: *fart*
Starscream: *fart*
Megatron: At least I'm not doing it. *fart*

jet convoy says:

M: Quick!! get the Preperation 'H' out. SS: IT BURNS IT BURNS!!!! SW:Quit your damn whining Starscream!!

jet convoy says:

I like steel butts and i cannot lie! No other ther brudda can deny, when Meg. walks in with his cold steel plate that round thing gets in your face you get SPRUNG.

jet convoy says:

Starscream: I think the ball went over here. Meg: We're looking for a golfball?? I thought it was Soundwave's contact.

Anonymous says:

Starscream: *retch* Alright! Who put sugar in the energon tank again!

Anonymous says:

Megatron: Quick, everyone look, Thundercracker lost a contact lens! Starscream: If *I* were the decepticon commander, oh mighty Megatron, we would have found it by now! Soundwave: Observation, Starscream is annoying. Solution, shut-up or I'll bl

Anonymous says:

When the Decepticons break dance, they really break dance! Starscream: Smashy smashy!

Anonymous says:

Ape 1: Oh my, what's that coming out of her nose? Ape 2: Decepticons!Ape 1: There goes the planet...

Anonymous says:

Megatron SoundWave and Starscream create a new dance sensation

Anonymous says:

Megs: Time for us to monkey around!

Starscream: Yeah, baby, yeah!

Anonymous says:

Megatron to Starscream and Soundwave: Its around here somewhere.. keep looking!

Anonymous says:

Starscream to Megatron and Soundwave : What the hell was that!

Anonymous says:

I need to take a huge dump

FortMax says:

Optimus:Wait the planet of the apes was our planet, noooooo!

FortMax says:

I like big bots I cannot lie no other brudda can deny!!!!

The Matrix says:

This is going to be a painful one...

Ravage says:

The Decepticons go adopt the 'convict in the shower' position

tony says:

"The mighty Megatron is falling! I will be the new Decepticon leader!" "You fool Starscream! Soundwave's just playing Simon Says, now do as he says!"

Anonymous says:

Megatron: 12-42! Hut! Hut! HIIIIKE!!!

Anonymous says:

Starscream -- "See, if you don't STRETCH before exercising, this can happen !!"

Anonymous says:

Shockwave glued the Decepticon's feet to the ground as a cruel joke....

Anonymous says:

"I feel like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight!"

Slappyfrog says:

It wasn't long after this particular episode that Megatron finally decided to get rid of his contacts and have laser eye surgery.

Anonymous says:

I TOLD YOU ABOUT THOSE LATE NIGHT DECEPTICON LIMBO PARTIES...MY BACK SENSORS ARE GOING INTO OVERLOAD!

overdrive says:

thats the last time i have a curry with you soundwave.

Anonymous says:

LETS DANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LETS DO THE CONGA!!!!!!! OR FOLLOW THE LEADER

Anonymous says:

Megatron to Starscream:
" You fool, what do you mean you lost the keys to the base, now we'll never get back to Cybertron."

Firebird says:

Starscream: Don't I have the smoothest, pale cheeks? Soundwave: Negative. Soundwave's cheeks superior. Megatron: SHUT UP!

Sideshow Sideswipe says:

Megatron: If we all fart at the same time we can bring down the mountain!

Anonymous says:

Soundwave: Quiet, Starscream! We've got to pants him or we'll never get into Alpha Omega Pothead!

Anonymous says:

M:I think we lost them
SS: I told u we shouldn't have stolen that T.V

davewelttf says:

Starscream: Megatron we can't find your stupid contact any wher..(KKKK)uh I think I found it Megatron:Ooooohhhhhh!

Anonymous says:

Soundwave: Oops! Looks like that Ex-lax has kicked in!

Chee-toy says:

Soundwave: Ooooooh... we shouldn't have eaten those ultra-beefy-mega-meaty-arse-busting berritos from Taco Hell. Starscream: You said it! My skidplates burn from the mega fire sauce!

Anonymous says:

The Decepticons hit an all new low as they resort to mooning the Autobots

MindWipe says:

cant touch this na na na na...na na...na na cant touch this! BREAK IT DOWN DUDES!

Broadside says:

Eeeny meeny minny mo where will my rubber glove go?

Firebird says:

After indulging in large quantities of low grade energon, the decepticons were striken with excruciating cramps and constipation. Poor 'Cons.

Anonymous says:

Megatron: "Walk this way" *walks few steps* *snap* "Arrgh! My back!"

Anonymous says:

Megatron: "Tell me again, Soundwave. Why did you turn up the gravity in here?". "To train for special powers! Saw this on Dragon Ball Z" Starscream: "You idiot! I told you, Megatron! You shouldn't have

Anonymous says:

Three mimes hitting their heads on a invisible roof...

Anonymous says:

After Mindwipe got shafted with a mere three-parter episode appearance (US) he uses his powers of subjection on his fellow 'cons. Mindwipe: "You will cluck like chickens... You feel powerless to resist!"

Anonymous says:

Caption: Decepticon get ill after learning what happens to the Transformers after The Original Series.

Anonymous says:

Caption: It's not easy carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders as a Decepticon

Brawl says:

This is just wrong

Anonymous says:

(megatron) decepticons, make stinky.

Anonymous says:

The Decepticons hope to win next time by doing Optimus Primal impressions

Anonymous says:

Watch out for *waaagh* all these *whoop* gopher holes! *dammit*

Anonymous says:

Wow! That oat bran was a killer.

Shermtron says:

Megatron:Decepticons walk this way...Literally

Shermtron says:

Soundwave:Megatron we can't find your conact lense

Anonymous says:

"Soundwave, I need a chiropractor !"