rurouni_ryu has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Perceptor: man this guy's gotta lose some weight.
Jazz: you're lucky, you don't have any "extra" weight sitting on your shoulder.
"Extra Weight": hey I heard that, don't call me &am
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