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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by TFC-Starscream

TFC-Starscream has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Swindle & Starscream - breast feeding?

Swindle-This is the last thing i ever do for you Starscream, next time your getting your own engine oil.

Starscream-Yes Mom.

Swindle-Lets just pray that the rest of the Decepticons don't see this. And don't call me mom!

Starscream holds Elita One's chin

Starscream-I'm more manly then Optimus Prime, Elita One. Why not try and find out for yourself?

Elita One-I rather go and sleep with Megatron then be with you, girly man.

Starscream shouts in high pitch voice-I'M NOT A GIRL!

Thurst-Some

Starscream drinks some Energon

Starscream-Burrrrrrgraaaa!*Hic* Corn? whens did i eats corn?

Starscream holds Elita One's chin

Starscream-Your mine Darling.
Elita One-In your dreams creep!
Starscream-Ahhh, don't be like that, i am more better then Optimus ever will be.
Elita One-Somehow i doubt it.

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