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Tragically, Optimus Prime passed away from old age while waiting for a winner to be declared for this contest.
"The seller lied! They said this Alternate Universe Optimus Prime was MISB!"
"Feels like I've been dying for years..."
Watch there still not be any PotP galleries by the time this contest closes
"And Takara made an exclusive of THIS?"
Why'd I try to do the splits?
Prime:Next stop,New York City!
Braver:So,what can you do?
C3P0:Well,I am fluent in over 6,000,000
languages.
R2-D2:Beep-woop-woo-boop-beep(We can't turn
into anything,but C3P0 can annoy the De-
cepticons to death,and I am very good at
slicing computer systems).
Optimus Prime:How in the hell is my beast-bot
version from many years ago riding me?
Optimus Primal:Don't you remember the one
time warp?
Optimus Prime:Oh yeah...
Vector Prime,from afar:Oh,that was such a
great joke!
Unicron:Ooh,Chucky's Revenge!Wait,what's with
the barely clothed Earth Lady?And why was this
in Sideways' room?
Sideways:I hope he hasn't found my-Oh hell.
The Reflector trio thought to impress Megatron by skating into Optimus Prime.However,what ap-
peared to be Optimus was actually a disguised nitroglycerin tank.As of yet,all the Decip-
ticons present at the time are still rocketing through space towards
Optimus:Where'd those Minicons that turn into bowling balls go?I wanna knock over the morons!
Megatron:Me too!Me too!
Bowling ball Minicons:We're back!
Optimus and Megatron:Whoopee!
Vector Prime:Oh good grief.
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