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News Credits: 62 · by **#Sideways#** » Wed Mar 23, 2011 6:14 pm

Ultra Magnus went back to Cybertron after he skillfully seduced Megatron to leave Arcee at the altar.
Now, Arcee is hunting Springer to catch and kill Ultra Magnus.
Ultra Magnus was hiding under his comrade Sky Lynx, who tried to eat Hun-Gurrr, mistakenly thinking he told him that he wouldn't eat Rodimus.
Meanwhile, Arcee scours Cybertron, looking for Springer's aft. Unfortunately, Springer detatches one pound of sausages over Arcee and a stunned Blurr.
Back under Sky Lynx after the accidental dropping, Ultra Magnus took his pizza, along with his hot-sauce to Superion and threw the mustard at Hotspot, while Hun-Gurrr laughed.
Rodimus and Kup waited for three hours after Jazz peeked at Rodimus'aft.
Soon, the Decepticons found Megatron Hiding behind Trypticon, Starscream quickly blasted off Trypticon's tail.
Then, Omega Supreme woke Optimus Prime with his trumpet, causing Jazz to sing like Ozzy Osbourne, while Wheelie jumped and fell off a moon.
Optimus wanted Jazz to dance with Omega Supreme like Beyonce on drugs.
"This is very disturbing," mentioned Omega Supreme after Jazz thrusted his head into the sock.
As the three Casseticons, Rumble, Frenzy, and Lazerbeak jumped into a steaming pile of Cybertronian pudding and found Galvatron crying over spilled energon, and Soundwave playing Reggae music on his stereo, Scourge desperately tried to transform into BatMan.
Arcee found Springer watching Elita-One petting Steel Jaw.
Sky Lynx felt lonely because no-one saw his ability to play music. Jazz decided to make Rodimus laugh by eating his own visor, but Rodimus thought his antics were simply too weird.
Steeljaw wanted to eat his pie with one spork because it slid under his fuzzy pillow which looked awfully similar to Megatron's foot.
Megatron's feminine ex, NightBird, was angry at Arcee because she smelled Nightbird's optics for entertainment purposes, so Nightbird ate fried energon.
Now Chromia wants Bluestreak to find some giant cookies for Soundwave, who likes cookies. Optimus Prime opened the Matrix and Rodimus stole his touch and felt odd. Then, Grimlock said, "Me Grimlocks saw Hot Shot pick his butt for jaAm."
Hot Shot was angry because there was no jaAm in it, and then Hot Rod tried picking his nose, but found no jaAm in it, but he instead of jaAm found gold. Then he stared at Kup's arse, which caused an awesome blast scene of mass uberness. Unfortunately, it also caused a large tsunami which killed Wheelie. and nobody did feel sorry for him, except Blurr and Sharkticons, because they remembered that picking on Ultra Magnus was healthy for Wheelie.
Now, Megatron wanted a redeco of Nightbird as Airazor so he can break dance for Airazor. Fortress Maximus didn't approve because break dancing was cool never. Ever, in dancing, now Fort Max is angry at Megatron for wanting him to eat dog Droppings for Shockwave, who despite Megatron's questions has decided minty servos suck. Arcee, however, wanted sausage flavoured minty lubricant with servos on pizza.
"Alas, servos leak on pizza bacon Pretenders!", said Hun Gurrr at Thunderwing after he ate his foot and threw up on Arcee.
Since then, Arcee has not salivated moist, or blinked.

by **Godzillabot Primal** » Wed Mar 23, 2011 7:25 pm

Ultra Magnus went back to Cybertron after he skillfully seduced Megatron to leave Arcee at the altar.
Now, Arcee is hunting Springer to catch and kill Ultra Magnus.
Ultra Magnus was hiding under his comrade Sky Lynx, who tried to eat Hun-Gurrr, mistakenly thinking he told him that he wouldn't eat Rodimus.
Meanwhile, Arcee scours Cybertron, looking for Springer's aft. Unfortunately, Springer detatches one pound of sausages over Arcee and a stunned Blurr.
Back under Sky Lynx after the accidental dropping, Ultra Magnus took his pizza, along with his hot-sauce to Superion and threw the mustard at Hotspot, while Hun-Gurrr laughed.
Rodimus and Kup waited for three hours after Jazz peeked at Rodimus'aft.
Soon, the Decepticons found Megatron Hiding behind Trypticon, Starscream quickly blasted off Trypticon's tail.
Then, Omega Supreme woke Optimus Prime with his trumpet, causing Jazz to sing like Ozzy Osbourne, while Wheelie jumped and fell off a moon.
Optimus wanted Jazz to dance with Omega Supreme like Beyonce on drugs.
"This is very disturbing," mentioned Omega Supreme after Jazz thrusted his head into the sock.
As the three Casseticons, Rumble, Frenzy, and Lazerbeak jumped into a steaming pile of Cybertronian pudding and found Galvatron crying over spilled energon, and Soundwave playing Reggae music on his stereo, Scourge desperately tried to transform into BatMan.
Arcee found Springer watching Elita-One petting Steel Jaw.
Sky Lynx felt lonely because no-one saw his ability to play music. Jazz decided to make Rodimus laugh by eating his own visor, but Rodimus thought his antics were simply too weird.
Steeljaw wanted to eat his pie with one spork because it slid under his fuzzy pillow which looked awfully similar to Megatron's foot.
Megatron's feminine ex, NightBird, was angry at Arcee because she smelled Nightbird's optics for entertainment purposes, so Nightbird ate fried energon.
Now Chromia wants Bluestreak to find some giant cookies for Soundwave, who likes cookies. Optimus Prime opened the Matrix and Rodimus stole his touch and felt odd. Then, Grimlock said, "Me Grimlocks saw Hot Shot pick his butt for jaAm."
Hot Shot was angry because there was no jaAm in it, and then Hot Rod tried picking his nose, but found no jaAm in it, but he instead of jaAm found gold. Then he stared at Kup's arse, which caused an awesome blast scene of mass uberness. Unfortunately, it also caused a large tsunami which killed Wheelie. and nobody did feel sorry for him, except Blurr and Sharkticons, because they remembered that picking on Ultra Magnus was healthy for Wheelie.
Now, Megatron wanted a redeco of Nightbird as Airazor so he can break dance for Airazor. Fortress Maximus didn't approve because break dancing was cool never. Ever, in dancing, now Fort Max is angry at Megatron for wanting him to eat dog Droppings for Shockwave, who despite Megatron's questions has decided minty servos suck. Arcee, however, wanted sausage flavoured minty lubricant with servos on pizza.
"Alas, servos leak on pizza bacon Pretenders!", said Hun Gurrr at Thunderwing after he ate his foot and threw up on Arcee.
Since then, Arcee has not salivated moist, or blinked. now

News Credits: 1 · by **Skywarp64** » Wed Mar 23, 2011 7:56 pm

Ultra Magnus went back to Cybertron after he skillfully seduced Megatron to leave Arcee at the altar.
Now, Arcee is hunting Springer to catch and kill Ultra Magnus.
Ultra Magnus was hiding under his comrade Sky Lynx, who tried to eat Hun-Gurrr, mistakenly thinking he told him that he wouldn't eat Rodimus.
Meanwhile, Arcee scours Cybertron, looking for Springer's aft. Unfortunately, Springer detatches one pound of sausages over Arcee and a stunned Blurr.
Back under Sky Lynx after the accidental dropping, Ultra Magnus took his pizza, along with his hot-sauce to Superion and threw the mustard at Hotspot, while Hun-Gurrr laughed.
Rodimus and Kup waited for three hours after Jazz peeked at Rodimus'aft.
Soon, the Decepticons found Megatron Hiding behind Trypticon, Starscream quickly blasted off Trypticon's tail.
Then, Omega Supreme woke Optimus Prime with his trumpet, causing Jazz to sing like Ozzy Osbourne, while Wheelie jumped and fell off a moon.
Optimus wanted Jazz to dance with Omega Supreme like Beyonce on drugs.
"This is very disturbing," mentioned Omega Supreme after Jazz thrusted his head into the sock.
As the three Casseticons, Rumble, Frenzy, and Lazerbeak jumped into a steaming pile of Cybertronian pudding and found Galvatron crying over spilled energon, and Soundwave playing Reggae music on his stereo, Scourge desperately tried to transform into BatMan.
Arcee found Springer watching Elita-One petting Steel Jaw.
Sky Lynx felt lonely because no-one saw his ability to play music. Jazz decided to make Rodimus laugh by eating his own visor, but Rodimus thought his antics were simply too weird.
Steeljaw wanted to eat his pie with one spork because it slid under his fuzzy pillow which looked awfully similar to Megatron's foot.
Megatron's feminine ex, NightBird, was angry at Arcee because she smelled Nightbird's optics for entertainment purposes, so Nightbird ate fried energon.
Now Chromia wants Bluestreak to find some giant cookies for Soundwave, who likes cookies. Optimus Prime opened the Matrix and Rodimus stole his touch and felt odd. Then, Grimlock said, "Me Grimlocks saw Hot Shot pick his butt for jaAm."
Hot Shot was angry because there was no jaAm in it, and then Hot Rod tried picking his nose, but found no jaAm in it, but he instead of jaAm found gold. Then he stared at Kup's arse, which caused an awesome blast scene of mass uberness. Unfortunately, it also caused a large tsunami which killed Wheelie. and nobody did feel sorry for him, except Blurr and Sharkticons, because they remembered that picking on Ultra Magnus was healthy for Wheelie.
Now, Megatron wanted a redeco of Nightbird as Airazor so he can break dance for Airazor. Fortress Maximus didn't approve because break dancing was cool never. Ever, in dancing, now Fort Max is angry at Megatron for wanting him to eat dog Droppings for Shockwave, who despite Megatron's questions has decided minty servos suck. Arcee, however, wanted sausage flavoured minty lubricant with servos on pizza.
"Alas, servos leak on pizza bacon Pretenders!", said Hun Gurrr at Thunderwing after he ate his foot and threw up on Arcee.
Since then, Arcee has not salivated moist, or blinked. now Hot Shot

by **botomb** » Wed Mar 23, 2011 8:52 pm

Ultra Magnus went back to Cybertron after he skillfully seduced Megatron to leave Arcee at the altar.
Now, Arcee is hunting Springer to catch and kill Ultra Magnus.
Ultra Magnus was hiding under his comrade Sky Lynx, who tried to eat Hun-Gurrr, mistakenly thinking he told him that he wouldn't eat Rodimus.
Meanwhile, Arcee scours Cybertron, looking for Springer's aft. Unfortunately, Springer detatches one pound of sausages over Arcee and a stunned Blurr.
Back under Sky Lynx after the accidental dropping, Ultra Magnus took his pizza, along with his hot-sauce to Superion and threw the mustard at Hotspot, while Hun-Gurrr laughed.
Rodimus and Kup waited for three hours after Jazz peeked at Rodimus'aft.
Soon, the Decepticons found Megatron Hiding behind Trypticon, Starscream quickly blasted off Trypticon's tail.
Then, Omega Supreme woke Optimus Prime with his trumpet, causing Jazz to sing like Ozzy Osbourne, while Wheelie jumped and fell off a moon.
Optimus wanted Jazz to dance with Omega Supreme like Beyonce on drugs.
"This is very disturbing," mentioned Omega Supreme after Jazz thrusted his head into the sock.
As the three Casseticons, Rumble, Frenzy, and Lazerbeak jumped into a steaming pile of Cybertronian pudding and found Galvatron crying over spilled energon, and Soundwave playing Reggae music on his stereo, Scourge desperately tried to transform into BatMan.
Arcee found Springer watching Elita-One petting Steel Jaw.
Sky Lynx felt lonely because no-one saw his ability to play music. Jazz decided to make Rodimus laugh by eating his own visor, but Rodimus thought his antics were simply too weird.
Steeljaw wanted to eat his pie with one spork because it slid under his fuzzy pillow which looked awfully similar to Megatron's foot.
Megatron's feminine ex, NightBird, was angry at Arcee because she smelled Nightbird's optics for entertainment purposes, so Nightbird ate fried energon.
Now Chromia wants Bluestreak to find some giant cookies for Soundwave, who likes cookies. Optimus Prime opened the Matrix and Rodimus stole his touch and felt odd. Then, Grimlock said, "Me Grimlocks saw Hot Shot pick his butt for jaAm."
Hot Shot was angry because there was no jaAm in it, and then Hot Rod tried picking his nose, but found no jaAm in it, but he instead of jaAm found gold. Then he stared at Kup's arse, which caused an awesome blast scene of mass uberness. Unfortunately, it also caused a large tsunami which killed Wheelie. and nobody did feel sorry for him, except Blurr and Sharkticons, because they remembered that picking on Ultra Magnus was healthy for Wheelie.
Now, Megatron wanted a redeco of Nightbird as Airazor so he can break dance for Airazor. Fortress Maximus didn't approve because break dancing was cool never. Ever, in dancing, now Fort Max is angry at Megatron for wanting him to eat dog Droppings for Shockwave, who despite Megatron's questions has decided minty servos suck. Arcee, however, wanted sausage flavoured minty lubricant with servos on pizza.
"Alas, servos leak on pizza bacon Pretenders!", said Hun Gurrr at Thunderwing after he ate his foot and threw up on Arcee.
Since then, Arcee has not salivated moist, or blinked. now Hot Shot went

News Credits: 1 · by **Skywarp64** » Wed Mar 23, 2011 8:56 pm

Ultra Magnus went back to Cybertron after he skillfully seduced Megatron to leave Arcee at the altar.
Now, Arcee is hunting Springer to catch and kill Ultra Magnus.
Ultra Magnus was hiding under his comrade Sky Lynx, who tried to eat Hun-Gurrr, mistakenly thinking he told him that he wouldn't eat Rodimus.
Meanwhile, Arcee scours Cybertron, looking for Springer's aft. Unfortunately, Springer detatches one pound of sausages over Arcee and a stunned Blurr.
Back under Sky Lynx after the accidental dropping, Ultra Magnus took his pizza, along with his hot-sauce to Superion and threw the mustard at Hotspot, while Hun-Gurrr laughed.
Rodimus and Kup waited for three hours after Jazz peeked at Rodimus'aft.
Soon, the Decepticons found Megatron Hiding behind Trypticon, Starscream quickly blasted off Trypticon's tail.
Then, Omega Supreme woke Optimus Prime with his trumpet, causing Jazz to sing like Ozzy Osbourne, while Wheelie jumped and fell off a moon.
Optimus wanted Jazz to dance with Omega Supreme like Beyonce on drugs.
"This is very disturbing," mentioned Omega Supreme after Jazz thrusted his head into the sock.
As the three Casseticons, Rumble, Frenzy, and Lazerbeak jumped into a steaming pile of Cybertronian pudding and found Galvatron crying over spilled energon, and Soundwave playing Reggae music on his stereo, Scourge desperately tried to transform into BatMan.
Arcee found Springer watching Elita-One petting Steel Jaw.
Sky Lynx felt lonely because no-one saw his ability to play music. Jazz decided to make Rodimus laugh by eating his own visor, but Rodimus thought his antics were simply too weird.
Steeljaw wanted to eat his pie with one spork because it slid under his fuzzy pillow which looked awfully similar to Megatron's foot.
Megatron's feminine ex, NightBird, was angry at Arcee because she smelled Nightbird's optics for entertainment purposes, so Nightbird ate fried energon.
Now Chromia wants Bluestreak to find some giant cookies for Soundwave, who likes cookies. Optimus Prime opened the Matrix and Rodimus stole his touch and felt odd. Then, Grimlock said, "Me Grimlocks saw Hot Shot pick his butt for jaAm."
Hot Shot was angry because there was no jaAm in it, and then Hot Rod tried picking his nose, but found no jaAm in it, but he instead of jaAm found gold. Then he stared at Kup's arse, which caused an awesome blast scene of mass uberness. Unfortunately, it also caused a large tsunami which killed Wheelie. and nobody did feel sorry for him, except Blurr and Sharkticons, because they remembered that picking on Ultra Magnus was healthy for Wheelie.
Now, Megatron wanted a redeco of Nightbird as Airazor so he can break dance for Airazor. Fortress Maximus didn't approve because break dancing was cool never. Ever, in dancing, now Fort Max is angry at Megatron for wanting him to eat dog Droppings for Shockwave, who despite Megatron's questions has decided minty servos suck. Arcee, however, wanted sausage flavoured minty lubricant with servos on pizza.
"Alas, servos leak on pizza bacon Pretenders!", said Hun Gurrr at Thunderwing after he ate his foot and threw up on Arcee.
Since then, Arcee has not salivated moist, or blinked. now Hot Shot went to

by **botomb** » Wed Mar 23, 2011 9:17 pm

Ultra Magnus went back to Cybertron after he skillfully seduced Megatron to leave Arcee at the altar.
Now, Arcee is hunting Springer to catch and kill Ultra Magnus.
Ultra Magnus was hiding under his comrade Sky Lynx, who tried to eat Hun-Gurrr, mistakenly thinking he told him that he wouldn't eat Rodimus.
Meanwhile, Arcee scours Cybertron, looking for Springer's aft. Unfortunately, Springer detatches one pound of sausages over Arcee and a stunned Blurr.
Back under Sky Lynx after the accidental dropping, Ultra Magnus took his pizza, along with his hot-sauce to Superion and threw the mustard at Hotspot, while Hun-Gurrr laughed.
Rodimus and Kup waited for three hours after Jazz peeked at Rodimus'aft.
Soon, the Decepticons found Megatron Hiding behind Trypticon, Starscream quickly blasted off Trypticon's tail.
Then, Omega Supreme woke Optimus Prime with his trumpet, causing Jazz to sing like Ozzy Osbourne, while Wheelie jumped and fell off a moon.
Optimus wanted Jazz to dance with Omega Supreme like Beyonce on drugs.
"This is very disturbing," mentioned Omega Supreme after Jazz thrusted his head into the sock.
As the three Casseticons, Rumble, Frenzy, and Lazerbeak jumped into a steaming pile of Cybertronian pudding and found Galvatron crying over spilled energon, and Soundwave playing Reggae music on his stereo, Scourge desperately tried to transform into BatMan.
Arcee found Springer watching Elita-One petting Steel Jaw.
Sky Lynx felt lonely because no-one saw his ability to play music. Jazz decided to make Rodimus laugh by eating his own visor, but Rodimus thought his antics were simply too weird.
Steeljaw wanted to eat his pie with one spork because it slid under his fuzzy pillow which looked awfully similar to Megatron's foot.
Megatron's feminine ex, NightBird, was angry at Arcee because she smelled Nightbird's optics for entertainment purposes, so Nightbird ate fried energon.
Now Chromia wants Bluestreak to find some giant cookies for Soundwave, who likes cookies. Optimus Prime opened the Matrix and Rodimus stole his touch and felt odd. Then, Grimlock said, "Me Grimlocks saw Hot Shot pick his butt for jaAm."
Hot Shot was angry because there was no jaAm in it, and then Hot Rod tried picking his nose, but found no jaAm in it, but he instead of jaAm found gold. Then he stared at Kup's arse, which caused an awesome blast scene of mass uberness. Unfortunately, it also caused a large tsunami which killed Wheelie. and nobody did feel sorry for him, except Blurr and Sharkticons, because they remembered that picking on Ultra Magnus was healthy for Wheelie.
Now, Megatron wanted a redeco of Nightbird as Airazor so he can break dance for Airazor. Fortress Maximus didn't approve because break dancing was cool never. Ever, in dancing, now Fort Max is angry at Megatron for wanting him to eat dog Droppings for Shockwave, who despite Megatron's questions has decided minty servos suck. Arcee, however, wanted sausage flavoured minty lubricant with servos on pizza.
"Alas, servos leak on pizza bacon Pretenders!", said Hun Gurrr at Thunderwing after he ate his foot and threw up on Arcee.
Since then, Arcee has not salivated moist, or blinked. now Hot Shot went to the

by **G1 Smoketreader** » Thu Mar 24, 2011 3:39 am

Ultra Magnus went back to Cybertron after he skillfully seduced Megatron to leave Arcee at the altar.
Now, Arcee is hunting Springer to catch and kill Ultra Magnus.
Ultra Magnus was hiding under his comrade Sky Lynx, who tried to eat Hun-Gurrr, mistakenly thinking he told him that he wouldn't eat Rodimus.
Meanwhile, Arcee scours Cybertron, looking for Springer's aft. Unfortunately, Springer detatches one pound of sausages over Arcee and a stunned Blurr.
Back under Sky Lynx after the accidental dropping, Ultra Magnus took his pizza, along with his hot-sauce to Superion and threw the mustard at Hotspot, while Hun-Gurrr laughed.
Rodimus and Kup waited for three hours after Jazz peeked at Rodimus'aft.
Soon, the Decepticons found Megatron Hiding behind Trypticon, Starscream quickly blasted off Trypticon's tail.
Then, Omega Supreme woke Optimus Prime with his trumpet, causing Jazz to sing like Ozzy Osbourne, while Wheelie jumped and fell off a moon.
Optimus wanted Jazz to dance with Omega Supreme like Beyonce on drugs.
"This is very disturbing," mentioned Omega Supreme after Jazz thrusted his head into the sock.
As the three Casseticons, Rumble, Frenzy, and Lazerbeak jumped into a steaming pile of Cybertronian pudding and found Galvatron crying over spilled energon, and Soundwave playing Reggae music on his stereo, Scourge desperately tried to transform into BatMan.
Arcee found Springer watching Elita-One petting Steel Jaw.
Sky Lynx felt lonely because no-one saw his ability to play music. Jazz decided to make Rodimus laugh by eating his own visor, but Rodimus thought his antics were simply too weird.
Steeljaw wanted to eat his pie with one spork because it slid under his fuzzy pillow which looked awfully similar to Megatron's foot.
Megatron's feminine ex, NightBird, was angry at Arcee because she smelled Nightbird's optics for entertainment purposes, so Nightbird ate fried energon.
Now Chromia wants Bluestreak to find some giant cookies for Soundwave, who likes cookies. Optimus Prime opened the Matrix and Rodimus stole his touch and felt odd. Then, Grimlock said, "Me Grimlocks saw Hot Shot pick his butt for jaAm."
Hot Shot was angry because there was no jaAm in it, and then Hot Rod tried picking his nose, but found no jaAm in it, but he instead of jaAm found gold. Then he stared at Kup's arse, which caused an awesome blast scene of mass uberness. Unfortunately, it also caused a large tsunami which killed Wheelie. and nobody did feel sorry for him, except Blurr and Sharkticons, because they remembered that picking on Ultra Magnus was healthy for Wheelie.
Now, Megatron wanted a redeco of Nightbird as Airazor so he can break dance for Airazor. Fortress Maximus didn't approve because break dancing was cool never. Ever, in dancing, now Fort Max is angry at Megatron for wanting him to eat dog Droppings for Shockwave, who despite Megatron's questions has decided minty servos suck. Arcee, however, wanted sausage flavoured minty lubricant with servos on pizza.
"Alas, servos leak on pizza bacon Pretenders!", said Hun Gurrr at Thunderwing after he ate his foot and threw up on Arcee.
Since then, Arcee has not salivated moist, or blinked. now Hot Shot went to the movies

by **Godzillabot Primal** » Thu Mar 24, 2011 9:13 am

Ultra Magnus went back to Cybertron after he skillfully seduced Megatron to leave Arcee at the altar.
Now, Arcee is hunting Springer to catch and kill Ultra Magnus.
Ultra Magnus was hiding under his comrade Sky Lynx, who tried to eat Hun-Gurrr, mistakenly thinking he told him that he wouldn't eat Rodimus.
Meanwhile, Arcee scours Cybertron, looking for Springer's aft. Unfortunately, Springer detatches one pound of sausages over Arcee and a stunned Blurr.
Back under Sky Lynx after the accidental dropping, Ultra Magnus took his pizza, along with his hot-sauce to Superion and threw the mustard at Hotspot, while Hun-Gurrr laughed.
Rodimus and Kup waited for three hours after Jazz peeked at Rodimus'aft.
Soon, the Decepticons found Megatron Hiding behind Trypticon, Starscream quickly blasted off Trypticon's tail.
Then, Omega Supreme woke Optimus Prime with his trumpet, causing Jazz to sing like Ozzy Osbourne, while Wheelie jumped and fell off a moon.
Optimus wanted Jazz to dance with Omega Supreme like Beyonce on drugs.
"This is very disturbing," mentioned Omega Supreme after Jazz thrusted his head into the sock.
As the three Casseticons, Rumble, Frenzy, and Lazerbeak jumped into a steaming pile of Cybertronian pudding and found Galvatron crying over spilled energon, and Soundwave playing Reggae music on his stereo, Scourge desperately tried to transform into BatMan.
Arcee found Springer watching Elita-One petting Steel Jaw.
Sky Lynx felt lonely because no-one saw his ability to play music. Jazz decided to make Rodimus laugh by eating his own visor, but Rodimus thought his antics were simply too weird.
Steeljaw wanted to eat his pie with one spork because it slid under his fuzzy pillow which looked awfully similar to Megatron's foot.
Megatron's feminine ex, NightBird, was angry at Arcee because she smelled Nightbird's optics for entertainment purposes, so Nightbird ate fried energon.
Now Chromia wants Bluestreak to find some giant cookies for Soundwave, who likes cookies. Optimus Prime opened the Matrix and Rodimus stole his touch and felt odd. Then, Grimlock said, "Me Grimlocks saw Hot Shot pick his butt for jaAm."
Hot Shot was angry because there was no jaAm in it, and then Hot Rod tried picking his nose, but found no jaAm in it, but he instead of jaAm found gold. Then he stared at Kup's arse, which caused an awesome blast scene of mass uberness. Unfortunately, it also caused a large tsunami which killed Wheelie. and nobody did feel sorry for him, except Blurr and Sharkticons, because they remembered that picking on Ultra Magnus was healthy for Wheelie.
Now, Megatron wanted a redeco of Nightbird as Airazor so he can break dance for Airazor. Fortress Maximus didn't approve because break dancing was cool never. Ever, in dancing, now Fort Max is angry at Megatron for wanting him to eat dog Droppings for Shockwave, who despite Megatron's questions has decided minty servos suck. Arcee, however, wanted sausage flavoured minty lubricant with servos on pizza.
"Alas, servos leak on pizza bacon Pretenders!", said Hun Gurrr at Thunderwing after he ate his foot and threw up on Arcee.
Since then, Arcee has not salivated moist, or blinked. now Hot Shot went to the movies and

by **botomb** » Thu Mar 24, 2011 10:30 am

Ultra Magnus went back to Cybertron after he skillfully seduced Megatron to leave Arcee at the altar.
Now, Arcee is hunting Springer to catch and kill Ultra Magnus.
Ultra Magnus was hiding under his comrade Sky Lynx, who tried to eat Hun-Gurrr, mistakenly thinking he told him that he wouldn't eat Rodimus.
Meanwhile, Arcee scours Cybertron, looking for Springer's aft. Unfortunately, Springer detatches one pound of sausages over Arcee and a stunned Blurr.
Back under Sky Lynx after the accidental dropping, Ultra Magnus took his pizza, along with his hot-sauce to Superion and threw the mustard at Hotspot, while Hun-Gurrr laughed.
Rodimus and Kup waited for three hours after Jazz peeked at Rodimus'aft.
Soon, the Decepticons found Megatron Hiding behind Trypticon, Starscream quickly blasted off Trypticon's tail.
Then, Omega Supreme woke Optimus Prime with his trumpet, causing Jazz to sing like Ozzy Osbourne, while Wheelie jumped and fell off a moon.
Optimus wanted Jazz to dance with Omega Supreme like Beyonce on drugs.
"This is very disturbing," mentioned Omega Supreme after Jazz thrusted his head into the sock.
As the three Casseticons, Rumble, Frenzy, and Lazerbeak jumped into a steaming pile of Cybertronian pudding and found Galvatron crying over spilled energon, and Soundwave playing Reggae music on his stereo, Scourge desperately tried to transform into BatMan.
Arcee found Springer watching Elita-One petting Steel Jaw.
Sky Lynx felt lonely because no-one saw his ability to play music. Jazz decided to make Rodimus laugh by eating his own visor, but Rodimus thought his antics were simply too weird.
Steeljaw wanted to eat his pie with one spork because it slid under his fuzzy pillow which looked awfully similar to Megatron's foot.
Megatron's feminine ex, NightBird, was angry at Arcee because she smelled Nightbird's optics for entertainment purposes, so Nightbird ate fried energon.
Now Chromia wants Bluestreak to find some giant cookies for Soundwave, who likes cookies. Optimus Prime opened the Matrix and Rodimus stole his touch and felt odd. Then, Grimlock said, "Me Grimlocks saw Hot Shot pick his butt for jaAm."
Hot Shot was angry because there was no jaAm in it, and then Hot Rod tried picking his nose, but found no jaAm in it, but he instead of jaAm found gold. Then he stared at Kup's arse, which caused an awesome blast scene of mass uberness. Unfortunately, it also caused a large tsunami which killed Wheelie. and nobody did feel sorry for him, except Blurr and Sharkticons, because they remembered that picking on Ultra Magnus was healthy for Wheelie.
Now, Megatron wanted a redeco of Nightbird as Airazor so he can break dance for Airazor. Fortress Maximus didn't approve because break dancing was cool never. Ever, in dancing, now Fort Max is angry at Megatron for wanting him to eat dog Droppings for Shockwave, who despite Megatron's questions has decided minty servos suck. Arcee, however, wanted sausage flavoured minty lubricant with servos on pizza.
"Alas, servos leak on pizza bacon Pretenders!", said Hun Gurrr at Thunderwing after he ate his foot and threw up on Arcee.
Since then, Arcee has not salivated moist, or blinked. now Hot Shot went to the movies and saw

by **G1 Smoketreader** » Thu Mar 24, 2011 10:44 am

Ultra Magnus went back to Cybertron after he skillfully seduced Megatron to leave Arcee at the altar.
Now, Arcee is hunting Springer to catch and kill Ultra Magnus.
Ultra Magnus was hiding under his comrade Sky Lynx, who tried to eat Hun-Gurrr, mistakenly thinking he told him that he wouldn't eat Rodimus.
Meanwhile, Arcee scours Cybertron, looking for Springer's aft. Unfortunately, Springer detatches one pound of sausages over Arcee and a stunned Blurr.
Back under Sky Lynx after the accidental dropping, Ultra Magnus took his pizza, along with his hot-sauce to Superion and threw the mustard at Hotspot, while Hun-Gurrr laughed.
Rodimus and Kup waited for three hours after Jazz peeked at Rodimus'aft.
Soon, the Decepticons found Megatron Hiding behind Trypticon, Starscream quickly blasted off Trypticon's tail.
Then, Omega Supreme woke Optimus Prime with his trumpet, causing Jazz to sing like Ozzy Osbourne, while Wheelie jumped and fell off a moon.
Optimus wanted Jazz to dance with Omega Supreme like Beyonce on drugs.
"This is very disturbing," mentioned Omega Supreme after Jazz thrusted his head into the sock.
As the three Casseticons, Rumble, Frenzy, and Lazerbeak jumped into a steaming pile of Cybertronian pudding and found Galvatron crying over spilled energon, and Soundwave playing Reggae music on his stereo, Scourge desperately tried to transform into BatMan.
Arcee found Springer watching Elita-One petting Steel Jaw.
Sky Lynx felt lonely because no-one saw his ability to play music. Jazz decided to make Rodimus laugh by eating his own visor, but Rodimus thought his antics were simply too weird.
Steeljaw wanted to eat his pie with one spork because it slid under his fuzzy pillow which looked awfully similar to Megatron's foot.
Megatron's feminine ex, NightBird, was angry at Arcee because she smelled Nightbird's optics for entertainment purposes, so Nightbird ate fried energon.
Now Chromia wants Bluestreak to find some giant cookies for Soundwave, who likes cookies. Optimus Prime opened the Matrix and Rodimus stole his touch and felt odd. Then, Grimlock said, "Me Grimlocks saw Hot Shot pick his butt for jaAm."
Hot Shot was angry because there was no jaAm in it, and then Hot Rod tried picking his nose, but found no jaAm in it, but he instead of jaAm found gold. Then he stared at Kup's arse, which caused an awesome blast scene of mass uberness. Unfortunately, it also caused a large tsunami which killed Wheelie. and nobody did feel sorry for him, except Blurr and Sharkticons, because they remembered that picking on Ultra Magnus was healthy for Wheelie.
Now, Megatron wanted a redeco of Nightbird as Airazor so he can break dance for Airazor. Fortress Maximus didn't approve because break dancing was cool never. Ever, in dancing, now Fort Max is angry at Megatron for wanting him to eat dog Droppings for Shockwave, who despite Megatron's questions has decided minty servos suck. Arcee, however, wanted sausage flavoured minty lubricant with servos on pizza.
"Alas, servos leak on pizza bacon Pretenders!", said Hun Gurrr at Thunderwing after he ate his foot and threw up on Arcee.
Since then, Arcee has not salivated moist, or blinked. now Hot Shot went to the movies and saw Gorillas in the mist

by **botomb** » Thu Mar 24, 2011 10:47 am

Ultra Magnus went back to Cybertron after he skillfully seduced Megatron to leave Arcee at the altar.
Now, Arcee is hunting Springer to catch and kill Ultra Magnus.
Ultra Magnus was hiding under his comrade Sky Lynx, who tried to eat Hun-Gurrr, mistakenly thinking he told him that he wouldn't eat Rodimus.
Meanwhile, Arcee scours Cybertron, looking for Springer's aft. Unfortunately, Springer detatches one pound of sausages over Arcee and a stunned Blurr.
Back under Sky Lynx after the accidental dropping, Ultra Magnus took his pizza, along with his hot-sauce to Superion and threw the mustard at Hotspot, while Hun-Gurrr laughed.
Rodimus and Kup waited for three hours after Jazz peeked at Rodimus'aft.
Soon, the Decepticons found Megatron Hiding behind Trypticon, Starscream quickly blasted off Trypticon's tail.
Then, Omega Supreme woke Optimus Prime with his trumpet, causing Jazz to sing like Ozzy Osbourne, while Wheelie jumped and fell off a moon.
Optimus wanted Jazz to dance with Omega Supreme like Beyonce on drugs.
"This is very disturbing," mentioned Omega Supreme after Jazz thrusted his head into the sock.
As the three Casseticons, Rumble, Frenzy, and Lazerbeak jumped into a steaming pile of Cybertronian pudding and found Galvatron crying over spilled energon, and Soundwave playing Reggae music on his stereo, Scourge desperately tried to transform into BatMan.
Arcee found Springer watching Elita-One petting Steel Jaw.
Sky Lynx felt lonely because no-one saw his ability to play music. Jazz decided to make Rodimus laugh by eating his own visor, but Rodimus thought his antics were simply too weird.
Steeljaw wanted to eat his pie with one spork because it slid under his fuzzy pillow which looked awfully similar to Megatron's foot.
Megatron's feminine ex, NightBird, was angry at Arcee because she smelled Nightbird's optics for entertainment purposes, so Nightbird ate fried energon.
Now Chromia wants Bluestreak to find some giant cookies for Soundwave, who likes cookies. Optimus Prime opened the Matrix and Rodimus stole his touch and felt odd. Then, Grimlock said, "Me Grimlocks saw Hot Shot pick his butt for jaAm."
Hot Shot was angry because there was no jaAm in it, and then Hot Rod tried picking his nose, but found no jaAm in it, but he instead of jaAm found gold. Then he stared at Kup's arse, which caused an awesome blast scene of mass uberness. Unfortunately, it also caused a large tsunami which killed Wheelie. and nobody did feel sorry for him, except Blurr and Sharkticons, because they remembered that picking on Ultra Magnus was healthy for Wheelie.
Now, Megatron wanted a redeco of Nightbird as Airazor so he can break dance for Airazor. Fortress Maximus didn't approve because break dancing was cool never. Ever, in dancing, now Fort Max is angry at Megatron for wanting him to eat dog Droppings for Shockwave, who despite Megatron's questions has decided minty servos suck. Arcee, however, wanted sausage flavoured minty lubricant with servos on pizza.
"Alas, servos leak on pizza bacon Pretenders!", said Hun Gurrr at Thunderwing after he ate his foot and threw up on Arcee.
Since then, Arcee has not salivated moist, or blinked. now Hot Shot went to the movies and saw Gorillas in the mist and

News Credits: 37 · by **SlyTF1** » Thu Mar 24, 2011 11:22 am

Ultra Magnus went back to Cybertron after he skillfully seduced Megatron to leave Arcee at the altar.
Now, Arcee is hunting Springer to catch and kill Ultra Magnus.
Ultra Magnus was hiding under his comrade Sky Lynx, who tried to eat Hun-Gurrr, mistakenly thinking he told him that he wouldn't eat Rodimus.
Meanwhile, Arcee scours Cybertron, looking for Springer's aft. Unfortunately, Springer detatches one pound of sausages over Arcee and a stunned Blurr.
Back under Sky Lynx after the accidental dropping, Ultra Magnus took his pizza, along with his hot-sauce to Superion and threw the mustard at Hotspot, while Hun-Gurrr laughed.
Rodimus and Kup waited for three hours after Jazz peeked at Rodimus'aft.
Soon, the Decepticons found Megatron Hiding behind Trypticon, Starscream quickly blasted off Trypticon's tail.
Then, Omega Supreme woke Optimus Prime with his trumpet, causing Jazz to sing like Ozzy Osbourne, while Wheelie jumped and fell off a moon.
Optimus wanted Jazz to dance with Omega Supreme like Beyonce on drugs.
"This is very disturbing," mentioned Omega Supreme after Jazz thrusted his head into the sock.
As the three Casseticons, Rumble, Frenzy, and Lazerbeak jumped into a steaming pile of Cybertronian pudding and found Galvatron crying over spilled energon, and Soundwave playing Reggae music on his stereo, Scourge desperately tried to transform into BatMan.
Arcee found Springer watching Elita-One petting Steel Jaw.
Sky Lynx felt lonely because no-one saw his ability to play music. Jazz decided to make Rodimus laugh by eating his own visor, but Rodimus thought his antics were simply too weird.
Steeljaw wanted to eat his pie with one spork because it slid under his fuzzy pillow which looked awfully similar to Megatron's foot.
Megatron's feminine ex, NightBird, was angry at Arcee because she smelled Nightbird's optics for entertainment purposes, so Nightbird ate fried energon.
Now Chromia wants Bluestreak to find some giant cookies for Soundwave, who likes cookies. Optimus Prime opened the Matrix and Rodimus stole his touch and felt odd. Then, Grimlock said, "Me Grimlocks saw Hot Shot pick his butt for jaAm."
Hot Shot was angry because there was no jaAm in it, and then Hot Rod tried picking his nose, but found no jaAm in it, but he instead of jaAm found gold. Then he stared at Kup's arse, which caused an awesome blast scene of mass uberness. Unfortunately, it also caused a large tsunami which killed Wheelie. and nobody did feel sorry for him, except Blurr and Sharkticons, because they remembered that picking on Ultra Magnus was healthy for Wheelie.
Now, Megatron wanted a redeco of Nightbird as Airazor so he can break dance for Airazor. Fortress Maximus didn't approve because break dancing was cool never. Ever, in dancing, now Fort Max is angry at Megatron for wanting him to eat dog Droppings for Shockwave, who despite Megatron's questions has decided minty servos suck. Arcee, however, wanted sausage flavoured minty lubricant with servos on pizza.
"Alas, servos leak on pizza bacon Pretenders!", said Hun Gurrr at Thunderwing after he ate his foot and threw up on Arcee.
Since then, Arcee has not salivated moist, or blinked. now Hot Shot went to the movies and saw Gorillas in the mist and shot

by **botomb** » Thu Mar 24, 2011 11:53 am

Ultra Magnus went back to Cybertron after he skillfully seduced Megatron to leave Arcee at the altar.
Now, Arcee is hunting Springer to catch and kill Ultra Magnus.
Ultra Magnus was hiding under his comrade Sky Lynx, who tried to eat Hun-Gurrr, mistakenly thinking he told him that he wouldn't eat Rodimus.
Meanwhile, Arcee scours Cybertron, looking for Springer's aft. Unfortunately, Springer detatches one pound of sausages over Arcee and a stunned Blurr.
Back under Sky Lynx after the accidental dropping, Ultra Magnus took his pizza, along with his hot-sauce to Superion and threw the mustard at Hotspot, while Hun-Gurrr laughed.
Rodimus and Kup waited for three hours after Jazz peeked at Rodimus'aft.
Soon, the Decepticons found Megatron Hiding behind Trypticon, Starscream quickly blasted off Trypticon's tail.
Then, Omega Supreme woke Optimus Prime with his trumpet, causing Jazz to sing like Ozzy Osbourne, while Wheelie jumped and fell off a moon.
Optimus wanted Jazz to dance with Omega Supreme like Beyonce on drugs.
"This is very disturbing," mentioned Omega Supreme after Jazz thrusted his head into the sock.
As the three Casseticons, Rumble, Frenzy, and Lazerbeak jumped into a steaming pile of Cybertronian pudding and found Galvatron crying over spilled energon, and Soundwave playing Reggae music on his stereo, Scourge desperately tried to transform into BatMan.
Arcee found Springer watching Elita-One petting Steel Jaw.
Sky Lynx felt lonely because no-one saw his ability to play music. Jazz decided to make Rodimus laugh by eating his own visor, but Rodimus thought his antics were simply too weird.
Steeljaw wanted to eat his pie with one spork because it slid under his fuzzy pillow which looked awfully similar to Megatron's foot.
Megatron's feminine ex, NightBird, was angry at Arcee because she smelled Nightbird's optics for entertainment purposes, so Nightbird ate fried energon.
Now Chromia wants Bluestreak to find some giant cookies for Soundwave, who likes cookies. Optimus Prime opened the Matrix and Rodimus stole his touch and felt odd. Then, Grimlock said, "Me Grimlocks saw Hot Shot pick his butt for jaAm."
Hot Shot was angry because there was no jaAm in it, and then Hot Rod tried picking his nose, but found no jaAm in it, but he instead of jaAm found gold. Then he stared at Kup's arse, which caused an awesome blast scene of mass uberness. Unfortunately, it also caused a large tsunami which killed Wheelie. and nobody did feel sorry for him, except Blurr and Sharkticons, because they remembered that picking on Ultra Magnus was healthy for Wheelie.
Now, Megatron wanted a redeco of Nightbird as Airazor so he can break dance for Airazor. Fortress Maximus didn't approve because break dancing was cool never. Ever, in dancing, now Fort Max is angry at Megatron for wanting him to eat dog Droppings for Shockwave, who despite Megatron's questions has decided minty servos suck. Arcee, however, wanted sausage flavoured minty lubricant with servos on pizza.
"Alas, servos leak on pizza bacon Pretenders!", said Hun Gurrr at Thunderwing after he ate his foot and threw up on Arcee.
Since then, Arcee has not salivated moist, or blinked. now Hot Shot went to the movies and saw Gorillas in the mist and shot the

by **Godzillabot Primal** » Thu Mar 24, 2011 11:57 am

Ultra Magnus went back to Cybertron after he skillfully seduced Megatron to leave Arcee at the altar.
Now, Arcee is hunting Springer to catch and kill Ultra Magnus.
Ultra Magnus was hiding under his comrade Sky Lynx, who tried to eat Hun-Gurrr, mistakenly thinking he told him that he wouldn't eat Rodimus.
Meanwhile, Arcee scours Cybertron, looking for Springer's aft. Unfortunately, Springer detatches one pound of sausages over Arcee and a stunned Blurr.
Back under Sky Lynx after the accidental dropping, Ultra Magnus took his pizza, along with his hot-sauce to Superion and threw the mustard at Hotspot, while Hun-Gurrr laughed.
Rodimus and Kup waited for three hours after Jazz peeked at Rodimus'aft.
Soon, the Decepticons found Megatron Hiding behind Trypticon, Starscream quickly blasted off Trypticon's tail.
Then, Omega Supreme woke Optimus Prime with his trumpet, causing Jazz to sing like Ozzy Osbourne, while Wheelie jumped and fell off a moon.
Optimus wanted Jazz to dance with Omega Supreme like Beyonce on drugs.
"This is very disturbing," mentioned Omega Supreme after Jazz thrusted his head into the sock.
As the three Casseticons, Rumble, Frenzy, and Lazerbeak jumped into a steaming pile of Cybertronian pudding and found Galvatron crying over spilled energon, and Soundwave playing Reggae music on his stereo, Scourge desperately tried to transform into BatMan.
Arcee found Springer watching Elita-One petting Steel Jaw.
Sky Lynx felt lonely because no-one saw his ability to play music. Jazz decided to make Rodimus laugh by eating his own visor, but Rodimus thought his antics were simply too weird.
Steeljaw wanted to eat his pie with one spork because it slid under his fuzzy pillow which looked awfully similar to Megatron's foot.
Megatron's feminine ex, NightBird, was angry at Arcee because she smelled Nightbird's optics for entertainment purposes, so Nightbird ate fried energon.
Now Chromia wants Bluestreak to find some giant cookies for Soundwave, who likes cookies. Optimus Prime opened the Matrix and Rodimus stole his touch and felt odd. Then, Grimlock said, "Me Grimlocks saw Hot Shot pick his butt for jaAm."
Hot Shot was angry because there was no jaAm in it, and then Hot Rod tried picking his nose, but found no jaAm in it, but he instead of jaAm found gold. Then he stared at Kup's arse, which caused an awesome blast scene of mass uberness. Unfortunately, it also caused a large tsunami which killed Wheelie. and nobody did feel sorry for him, except Blurr and Sharkticons, because they remembered that picking on Ultra Magnus was healthy for Wheelie.
Now, Megatron wanted a redeco of Nightbird as Airazor so he can break dance for Airazor. Fortress Maximus didn't approve because break dancing was cool never. Ever, in dancing, now Fort Max is angry at Megatron for wanting him to eat dog Droppings for Shockwave, who despite Megatron's questions has decided minty servos suck. Arcee, however, wanted sausage flavoured minty lubricant with servos on pizza.
"Alas, servos leak on pizza bacon Pretenders!", said Hun Gurrr at Thunderwing after he ate his foot and threw up on Arcee.
Since then, Arcee has not salivated moist, or blinked. now Hot Shot went to the movies and saw Gorillas in the mist and shot the Director

by **botomb** » Thu Mar 24, 2011 12:05 pm

Ultra Magnus went back to Cybertron after he skillfully seduced Megatron to leave Arcee at the altar.
Now, Arcee is hunting Springer to catch and kill Ultra Magnus.
Ultra Magnus was hiding under his comrade Sky Lynx, who tried to eat Hun-Gurrr, mistakenly thinking he told him that he wouldn't eat Rodimus.
Meanwhile, Arcee scours Cybertron, looking for Springer's aft. Unfortunately, Springer detatches one pound of sausages over Arcee and a stunned Blurr.
Back under Sky Lynx after the accidental dropping, Ultra Magnus took his pizza, along with his hot-sauce to Superion and threw the mustard at Hotspot, while Hun-Gurrr laughed.
Rodimus and Kup waited for three hours after Jazz peeked at Rodimus'aft.
Soon, the Decepticons found Megatron Hiding behind Trypticon, Starscream quickly blasted off Trypticon's tail.
Then, Omega Supreme woke Optimus Prime with his trumpet, causing Jazz to sing like Ozzy Osbourne, while Wheelie jumped and fell off a moon.
Optimus wanted Jazz to dance with Omega Supreme like Beyonce on drugs.
"This is very disturbing," mentioned Omega Supreme after Jazz thrusted his head into the sock.
As the three Casseticons, Rumble, Frenzy, and Lazerbeak jumped into a steaming pile of Cybertronian pudding and found Galvatron crying over spilled energon, and Soundwave playing Reggae music on his stereo, Scourge desperately tried to transform into BatMan.
Arcee found Springer watching Elita-One petting Steel Jaw.
Sky Lynx felt lonely because no-one saw his ability to play music. Jazz decided to make Rodimus laugh by eating his own visor, but Rodimus thought his antics were simply too weird.
Steeljaw wanted to eat his pie with one spork because it slid under his fuzzy pillow which looked awfully similar to Megatron's foot.
Megatron's feminine ex, NightBird, was angry at Arcee because she smelled Nightbird's optics for entertainment purposes, so Nightbird ate fried energon.
Now Chromia wants Bluestreak to find some giant cookies for Soundwave, who likes cookies. Optimus Prime opened the Matrix and Rodimus stole his touch and felt odd. Then, Grimlock said, "Me Grimlocks saw Hot Shot pick his butt for jaAm."
Hot Shot was angry because there was no jaAm in it, and then Hot Rod tried picking his nose, but found no jaAm in it, but he instead of jaAm found gold. Then he stared at Kup's arse, which caused an awesome blast scene of mass uberness. Unfortunately, it also caused a large tsunami which killed Wheelie. and nobody did feel sorry for him, except Blurr and Sharkticons, because they remembered that picking on Ultra Magnus was healthy for Wheelie.
Now, Megatron wanted a redeco of Nightbird as Airazor so he can break dance for Airazor. Fortress Maximus didn't approve because break dancing was cool never. Ever, in dancing, now Fort Max is angry at Megatron for wanting him to eat dog Droppings for Shockwave, who despite Megatron's questions has decided minty servos suck. Arcee, however, wanted sausage flavoured minty lubricant with servos on pizza.
"Alas, servos leak on pizza bacon Pretenders!", said Hun Gurrr at Thunderwing after he ate his foot and threw up on Arcee.
Since then, Arcee has not salivated moist, or blinked. now Hot Shot went to the movies and saw Gorillas in the mist and shot the Director who

Like GEEWUN on Facebook · by **GEEWUN** » Thu Mar 24, 2011 12:17 pm

Ultra Magnus went back to Cybertron after he skillfully seduced Megatron to leave Arcee at the altar.
Now, Arcee is hunting Springer to catch and kill Ultra Magnus.
Ultra Magnus was hiding under his comrade Sky Lynx, who tried to eat Hun-Gurrr, mistakenly thinking he told him that he wouldn't eat Rodimus.
Meanwhile, Arcee scours Cybertron, looking for Springer's aft. Unfortunately, Springer detatches one pound of sausages over Arcee and a stunned Blurr.
Back under Sky Lynx after the accidental dropping, Ultra Magnus took his pizza, along with his hot-sauce to Superion and threw the mustard at Hotspot, while Hun-Gurrr laughed.
Rodimus and Kup waited for three hours after Jazz peeked at Rodimus'aft.
Soon, the Decepticons found Megatron Hiding behind Trypticon, Starscream quickly blasted off Trypticon's tail.
Then, Omega Supreme woke Optimus Prime with his trumpet, causing Jazz to sing like Ozzy Osbourne, while Wheelie jumped and fell off a moon.
Optimus wanted Jazz to dance with Omega Supreme like Beyonce on drugs.
"This is very disturbing," mentioned Omega Supreme after Jazz thrusted his head into the sock.
As the three Casseticons, Rumble, Frenzy, and Lazerbeak jumped into a steaming pile of Cybertronian pudding and found Galvatron crying over spilled energon, and Soundwave playing Reggae music on his stereo, Scourge desperately tried to transform into BatMan.
Arcee found Springer watching Elita-One petting Steel Jaw.
Sky Lynx felt lonely because no-one saw his ability to play music. Jazz decided to make Rodimus laugh by eating his own visor, but Rodimus thought his antics were simply too weird.
Steeljaw wanted to eat his pie with one spork because it slid under his fuzzy pillow which looked awfully similar to Megatron's foot.
Megatron's feminine ex, NightBird, was angry at Arcee because she smelled Nightbird's optics for entertainment purposes, so Nightbird ate fried energon.
Now Chromia wants Bluestreak to find some giant cookies for Soundwave, who likes cookies. Optimus Prime opened the Matrix and Rodimus stole his touch and felt odd. Then, Grimlock said, "Me Grimlocks saw Hot Shot pick his butt for jaAm."
Hot Shot was angry because there was no jaAm in it, and then Hot Rod tried picking his nose, but found no jaAm in it, but he instead of jaAm found gold. Then he stared at Kup's arse, which caused an awesome blast scene of mass uberness. Unfortunately, it also caused a large tsunami which killed Wheelie. and nobody did feel sorry for him, except Blurr and Sharkticons, because they remembered that picking on Ultra Magnus was healthy for Wheelie.
Now, Megatron wanted a redeco of Nightbird as Airazor so he can break dance for Airazor. Fortress Maximus didn't approve because break dancing was cool never. Ever, in dancing, now Fort Max is angry at Megatron for wanting him to eat dog Droppings for Shockwave, who despite Megatron's questions has decided minty servos suck. Arcee, however, wanted sausage flavoured minty lubricant with servos on pizza.
"Alas, servos leak on pizza bacon Pretenders!", said Hun Gurrr at Thunderwing after he ate his foot and threw up on Arcee.
Since then, Arcee has not salivated moist, or blinked. now Hot Shot went to the movies and saw Gorillas in the mist and shot the Director who crapped

News Credits: 37 · by **SlyTF1** » Thu Mar 24, 2011 12:18 pm

Ultra Magnus went back to Cybertron after he skillfully seduced Megatron to leave Arcee at the altar.
Now, Arcee is hunting Springer to catch and kill Ultra Magnus.
Ultra Magnus was hiding under his comrade Sky Lynx, who tried to eat Hun-Gurrr, mistakenly thinking he told him that he wouldn't eat Rodimus.
Meanwhile, Arcee scours Cybertron, looking for Springer's aft. Unfortunately, Springer detatches one pound of sausages over Arcee and a stunned Blurr.
Back under Sky Lynx after the accidental dropping, Ultra Magnus took his pizza, along with his hot-sauce to Superion and threw the mustard at Hotspot, while Hun-Gurrr laughed.
Rodimus and Kup waited for three hours after Jazz peeked at Rodimus'aft.
Soon, the Decepticons found Megatron Hiding behind Trypticon, Starscream quickly blasted off Trypticon's tail.
Then, Omega Supreme woke Optimus Prime with his trumpet, causing Jazz to sing like Ozzy Osbourne, while Wheelie jumped and fell off a moon.
Optimus wanted Jazz to dance with Omega Supreme like Beyonce on drugs.
"This is very disturbing," mentioned Omega Supreme after Jazz thrusted his head into the sock.
As the three Casseticons, Rumble, Frenzy, and Lazerbeak jumped into a steaming pile of Cybertronian pudding and found Galvatron crying over spilled energon, and Soundwave playing Reggae music on his stereo, Scourge desperately tried to transform into BatMan.
Arcee found Springer watching Elita-One petting Steel Jaw.
Sky Lynx felt lonely because no-one saw his ability to play music. Jazz decided to make Rodimus laugh by eating his own visor, but Rodimus thought his antics were simply too weird.
Steeljaw wanted to eat his pie with one spork because it slid under his fuzzy pillow which looked awfully similar to Megatron's foot.
Megatron's feminine ex, NightBird, was angry at Arcee because she smelled Nightbird's optics for entertainment purposes, so Nightbird ate fried energon.
Now Chromia wants Bluestreak to find some giant cookies for Soundwave, who likes cookies. Optimus Prime opened the Matrix and Rodimus stole his touch and felt odd. Then, Grimlock said, "Me Grimlocks saw Hot Shot pick his butt for jaAm."
Hot Shot was angry because there was no jaAm in it, and then Hot Rod tried picking his nose, but found no jaAm in it, but he instead of jaAm found gold. Then he stared at Kup's arse, which caused an awesome blast scene of mass uberness. Unfortunately, it also caused a large tsunami which killed Wheelie. and nobody did feel sorry for him, except Blurr and Sharkticons, because they remembered that picking on Ultra Magnus was healthy for Wheelie.
Now, Megatron wanted a redeco of Nightbird as Airazor so he can break dance for Airazor. Fortress Maximus didn't approve because break dancing was cool never. Ever, in dancing, now Fort Max is angry at Megatron for wanting him to eat dog Droppings for Shockwave, who despite Megatron's questions has decided minty servos suck. Arcee, however, wanted sausage flavoured minty lubricant with servos on pizza.
"Alas, servos leak on pizza bacon Pretenders!", said Hun Gurrr at Thunderwing after he ate his foot and threw up on Arcee.
Since then, Arcee has not salivated moist, or blinked. now Hot Shot went to the movies and saw Gorillas in the mist and shot the Director who crapped into

by **botomb** » Thu Mar 24, 2011 12:28 pm

Ultra Magnus went back to Cybertron after he skillfully seduced Megatron to leave Arcee at the altar.
Now, Arcee is hunting Springer to catch and kill Ultra Magnus.
Ultra Magnus was hiding under his comrade Sky Lynx, who tried to eat Hun-Gurrr, mistakenly thinking he told him that he wouldn't eat Rodimus.
Meanwhile, Arcee scours Cybertron, looking for Springer's aft. Unfortunately, Springer detatches one pound of sausages over Arcee and a stunned Blurr.
Back under Sky Lynx after the accidental dropping, Ultra Magnus took his pizza, along with his hot-sauce to Superion and threw the mustard at Hotspot, while Hun-Gurrr laughed.
Rodimus and Kup waited for three hours after Jazz peeked at Rodimus'aft.
Soon, the Decepticons found Megatron Hiding behind Trypticon, Starscream quickly blasted off Trypticon's tail.
Then, Omega Supreme woke Optimus Prime with his trumpet, causing Jazz to sing like Ozzy Osbourne, while Wheelie jumped and fell off a moon.
Optimus wanted Jazz to dance with Omega Supreme like Beyonce on drugs.
"This is very disturbing," mentioned Omega Supreme after Jazz thrusted his head into the sock.
As the three Casseticons, Rumble, Frenzy, and Lazerbeak jumped into a steaming pile of Cybertronian pudding and found Galvatron crying over spilled energon, and Soundwave playing Reggae music on his stereo, Scourge desperately tried to transform into BatMan.
Arcee found Springer watching Elita-One petting Steel Jaw.
Sky Lynx felt lonely because no-one saw his ability to play music. Jazz decided to make Rodimus laugh by eating his own visor, but Rodimus thought his antics were simply too weird.
Steeljaw wanted to eat his pie with one spork because it slid under his fuzzy pillow which looked awfully similar to Megatron's foot.
Megatron's feminine ex, NightBird, was angry at Arcee because she smelled Nightbird's optics for entertainment purposes, so Nightbird ate fried energon.
Now Chromia wants Bluestreak to find some giant cookies for Soundwave, who likes cookies. Optimus Prime opened the Matrix and Rodimus stole his touch and felt odd. Then, Grimlock said, "Me Grimlocks saw Hot Shot pick his butt for jaAm."
Hot Shot was angry because there was no jaAm in it, and then Hot Rod tried picking his nose, but found no jaAm in it, but he instead of jaAm found gold. Then he stared at Kup's arse, which caused an awesome blast scene of mass uberness. Unfortunately, it also caused a large tsunami which killed Wheelie. and nobody did feel sorry for him, except Blurr and Sharkticons, because they remembered that picking on Ultra Magnus was healthy for Wheelie.
Now, Megatron wanted a redeco of Nightbird as Airazor so he can break dance for Airazor. Fortress Maximus didn't approve because break dancing was cool never. Ever, in dancing, now Fort Max is angry at Megatron for wanting him to eat dog Droppings for Shockwave, who despite Megatron's questions has decided minty servos suck. Arcee, however, wanted sausage flavoured minty lubricant with servos on pizza.
"Alas, servos leak on pizza bacon Pretenders!", said Hun Gurrr at Thunderwing after he ate his foot and threw up on Arcee.
Since then, Arcee has not salivated moist, or blinked. now Hot Shot went to the movies and saw Gorillas in the mist and shot the Director who crapped into the

News Credits: 62 · by **#Sideways#** » Thu Mar 24, 2011 12:30 pm

Ultra Magnus went back to Cybertron after he skillfully seduced Megatron to leave Arcee at the altar.
Now, Arcee is hunting Springer to catch and kill Ultra Magnus.
Ultra Magnus was hiding under his comrade Sky Lynx, who tried to eat Hun-Gurrr, mistakenly thinking he told him that he wouldn't eat Rodimus.
Meanwhile, Arcee scours Cybertron, looking for Springer's aft. Unfortunately, Springer detatches one pound of sausages over Arcee and a stunned Blurr.
Back under Sky Lynx after the accidental dropping, Ultra Magnus took his pizza, along with his hot-sauce to Superion and threw the mustard at Hotspot, while Hun-Gurrr laughed.
Rodimus and Kup waited for three hours after Jazz peeked at Rodimus'aft.
Soon, the Decepticons found Megatron Hiding behind Trypticon, Starscream quickly blasted off Trypticon's tail.
Then, Omega Supreme woke Optimus Prime with his trumpet, causing Jazz to sing like Ozzy Osbourne, while Wheelie jumped and fell off a moon.
Optimus wanted Jazz to dance with Omega Supreme like Beyonce on drugs.
"This is very disturbing," mentioned Omega Supreme after Jazz thrusted his head into the sock.
As the three Casseticons, Rumble, Frenzy, and Lazerbeak jumped into a steaming pile of Cybertronian pudding and found Galvatron crying over spilled energon, and Soundwave playing Reggae music on his stereo, Scourge desperately tried to transform into BatMan.
Arcee found Springer watching Elita-One petting Steel Jaw.
Sky Lynx felt lonely because no-one saw his ability to play music. Jazz decided to make Rodimus laugh by eating his own visor, but Rodimus thought his antics were simply too weird.
Steeljaw wanted to eat his pie with one spork because it slid under his fuzzy pillow which looked awfully similar to Megatron's foot.
Megatron's feminine ex, NightBird, was angry at Arcee because she smelled Nightbird's optics for entertainment purposes, so Nightbird ate fried energon.
Now Chromia wants Bluestreak to find some giant cookies for Soundwave, who likes cookies. Optimus Prime opened the Matrix and Rodimus stole his touch and felt odd. Then, Grimlock said, "Me Grimlocks saw Hot Shot pick his butt for jaAm."
Hot Shot was angry because there was no jaAm in it, and then Hot Rod tried picking his nose, but found no jaAm in it, but he instead of jaAm found gold. Then he stared at Kup's arse, which caused an awesome blast scene of mass uberness. Unfortunately, it also caused a large tsunami which killed Wheelie. and nobody did feel sorry for him, except Blurr and Sharkticons, because they remembered that picking on Ultra Magnus was healthy for Wheelie.
Now, Megatron wanted a redeco of Nightbird as Airazor so he can break dance for Airazor. Fortress Maximus didn't approve because break dancing was cool never. Ever, in dancing, now Fort Max is angry at Megatron for wanting him to eat dog Droppings for Shockwave, who despite Megatron's questions has decided minty servos suck. Arcee, however, wanted sausage flavoured minty lubricant with servos on pizza.
"Alas, servos leak on pizza bacon Pretenders!", said Hun Gurrr at Thunderwing after he ate his foot and threw up on Arcee.
Since then, Arcee has not salivated moist, or blinked. now Hot Shot went to the movies and saw Gorillas in the mist and shot the Director who "Went" into the toilet.

//Don't turn this into that sort of thing... Please

by **botomb** » Thu Mar 24, 2011 12:36 pm

Ultra Magnus went back to Cybertron after he skillfully seduced Megatron to leave Arcee at the altar.
Now, Arcee is hunting Springer to catch and kill Ultra Magnus.
Ultra Magnus was hiding under his comrade Sky Lynx, who tried to eat Hun-Gurrr, mistakenly thinking he told him that he wouldn't eat Rodimus.
Meanwhile, Arcee scours Cybertron, looking for Springer's aft. Unfortunately, Springer detatches one pound of sausages over Arcee and a stunned Blurr.
Back under Sky Lynx after the accidental dropping, Ultra Magnus took his pizza, along with his hot-sauce to Superion and threw the mustard at Hotspot, while Hun-Gurrr laughed.
Rodimus and Kup waited for three hours after Jazz peeked at Rodimus'aft.
Soon, the Decepticons found Megatron Hiding behind Trypticon, Starscream quickly blasted off Trypticon's tail.
Then, Omega Supreme woke Optimus Prime with his trumpet, causing Jazz to sing like Ozzy Osbourne, while Wheelie jumped and fell off a moon.
Optimus wanted Jazz to dance with Omega Supreme like Beyonce on drugs.
"This is very disturbing," mentioned Omega Supreme after Jazz thrusted his head into the sock.
As the three Casseticons, Rumble, Frenzy, and Lazerbeak jumped into a steaming pile of Cybertronian pudding and found Galvatron crying over spilled energon, and Soundwave playing Reggae music on his stereo, Scourge desperately tried to transform into BatMan.
Arcee found Springer watching Elita-One petting Steel Jaw.
Sky Lynx felt lonely because no-one saw his ability to play music. Jazz decided to make Rodimus laugh by eating his own visor, but Rodimus thought his antics were simply too weird.
Steeljaw wanted to eat his pie with one spork because it slid under his fuzzy pillow which looked awfully similar to Megatron's foot.
Megatron's feminine ex, NightBird, was angry at Arcee because she smelled Nightbird's optics for entertainment purposes, so Nightbird ate fried energon.
Now Chromia wants Bluestreak to find some giant cookies for Soundwave, who likes cookies. Optimus Prime opened the Matrix and Rodimus stole his touch and felt odd. Then, Grimlock said, "Me Grimlocks saw Hot Shot pick his butt for jaAm."
Hot Shot was angry because there was no jaAm in it, and then Hot Rod tried picking his nose, but found no jaAm in it, but he instead of jaAm found gold. Then he stared at Kup's arse, which caused an awesome blast scene of mass uberness. Unfortunately, it also caused a large tsunami which killed Wheelie. and nobody did feel sorry for him, except Blurr and Sharkticons, because they remembered that picking on Ultra Magnus was healthy for Wheelie.
Now, Megatron wanted a redeco of Nightbird as Airazor so he can break dance for Airazor. Fortress Maximus didn't approve because break dancing was cool never. Ever, in dancing, now Fort Max is angry at Megatron for wanting him to eat dog Droppings for Shockwave, who despite Megatron's questions has decided minty servos suck. Arcee, however, wanted sausage flavoured minty lubricant with servos on pizza.
"Alas, servos leak on pizza bacon Pretenders!", said Hun Gurrr at Thunderwing after he ate his foot and threw up on Arcee.
Since then, Arcee has not salivated moist, or blinked. now Hot Shot went to the movies and saw Gorillas in the mist and shot the Director who "Went" into the toilet.Then

by **Praxus Prime** » Thu Mar 24, 2011 1:34 pm

Ultra Magnus went back to Cybertron after he skillfully seduced Megatron to leave Arcee at the altar.
Now, Arcee is hunting Springer to catch and kill Ultra Magnus.
Ultra Magnus was hiding under his comrade Sky Lynx, who tried to eat Hun-Gurrr, mistakenly thinking he told him that he wouldn't eat Rodimus.
Meanwhile, Arcee scours Cybertron, looking for Springer's aft. Unfortunately, Springer detatches one pound of sausages over Arcee and a stunned Blurr.
Back under Sky Lynx after the accidental dropping, Ultra Magnus took his pizza, along with his hot-sauce to Superion and threw the mustard at Hotspot, while Hun-Gurrr laughed.
Rodimus and Kup waited for three hours after Jazz peeked at Rodimus'aft.
Soon, the Decepticons found Megatron Hiding behind Trypticon, Starscream quickly blasted off Trypticon's tail.
Then, Omega Supreme woke Optimus Prime with his trumpet, causing Jazz to sing like Ozzy Osbourne, while Wheelie jumped and fell off a moon.
Optimus wanted Jazz to dance with Omega Supreme like Beyonce on drugs.
"This is very disturbing," mentioned Omega Supreme after Jazz thrusted his head into the sock.
As the three Casseticons, Rumble, Frenzy, and Lazerbeak jumped into a steaming pile of Cybertronian pudding and found Galvatron crying over spilled energon, and Soundwave playing Reggae music on his stereo, Scourge desperately tried to transform into BatMan.
Arcee found Springer watching Elita-One petting Steel Jaw.
Sky Lynx felt lonely because no-one saw his ability to play music. Jazz decided to make Rodimus laugh by eating his own visor, but Rodimus thought his antics were simply too weird.
Steeljaw wanted to eat his pie with one spork because it slid under his fuzzy pillow which looked awfully similar to Megatron's foot.
Megatron's feminine ex, NightBird, was angry at Arcee because she smelled Nightbird's optics for entertainment purposes, so Nightbird ate fried energon.
Now Chromia wants Bluestreak to find some giant cookies for Soundwave, who likes cookies. Optimus Prime opened the Matrix and Rodimus stole his touch and felt odd. Then, Grimlock said, "Me Grimlocks saw Hot Shot pick his butt for jaAm."
Hot Shot was angry because there was no jaAm in it, and then Hot Rod tried picking his nose, but found no jaAm in it, but he instead of jaAm found gold. Then he stared at Kup's arse, which caused an awesome blast scene of mass uberness. Unfortunately, it also caused a large tsunami which killed Wheelie. and nobody did feel sorry for him, except Blurr and Sharkticons, because they remembered that picking on Ultra Magnus was healthy for Wheelie.
Now, Megatron wanted a redeco of Nightbird as Airazor so he can break dance for Airazor. Fortress Maximus didn't approve because break dancing was cool never. Ever, in dancing, now Fort Max is angry at Megatron for wanting him to eat dog Droppings for Shockwave, who despite Megatron's questions has decided minty servos suck. Arcee, however, wanted sausage flavoured minty lubricant with servos on pizza.
"Alas, servos leak on pizza bacon Pretenders!", said Hun Gurrr to Thunderwing after he ate his foot and threw up on Arcee.
Since then, Arcee has not salivated moist, or blinked. now Hot Shot went to the movies and saw Gorillas in the mist and shot the Director who "went" into the toilet. Then Blaster

News Credits: 3 · by **ArmadaPrime** » Thu Mar 24, 2011 1:36 pm

Ultra Magnus went back to Cybertron after he skillfully seduced Megatron to leave Arcee at the altar.
Now, Arcee is hunting Springer to catch and kill Ultra Magnus.
Ultra Magnus was hiding under his comrade Sky Lynx, who tried to eat Hun-Gurrr, mistakenly thinking he told him that he wouldn't eat Rodimus.
Meanwhile, Arcee scours Cybertron, looking for Springer's aft. Unfortunately, Springer detatches one pound of sausages over Arcee and a stunned Blurr.
Back under Sky Lynx after the accidental dropping, Ultra Magnus took his pizza, along with his hot-sauce to Superion and threw the mustard at Hotspot, while Hun-Gurrr laughed.
Rodimus and Kup waited for three hours after Jazz peeked at Rodimus'aft.
Soon, the Decepticons found Megatron Hiding behind Trypticon, Starscream quickly blasted off Trypticon's tail.
Then, Omega Supreme woke Optimus Prime with his trumpet, causing Jazz to sing like Ozzy Osbourne, while Wheelie jumped and fell off a moon.
Optimus wanted Jazz to dance with Omega Supreme like Beyonce on drugs.
"This is very disturbing," mentioned Omega Supreme after Jazz thrusted his head into the sock.
As the three Casseticons, Rumble, Frenzy, and Lazerbeak jumped into a steaming pile of Cybertronian pudding and found Galvatron crying over spilled energon, and Soundwave playing Reggae music on his stereo, Scourge desperately tried to transform into BatMan.
Arcee found Springer watching Elita-One petting Steel Jaw.
Sky Lynx felt lonely because no-one saw his ability to play music. Jazz decided to make Rodimus laugh by eating his own visor, but Rodimus thought his antics were simply too weird.
Steeljaw wanted to eat his pie with one spork because it slid under his fuzzy pillow which looked awfully similar to Megatron's foot.
Megatron's feminine ex, NightBird, was angry at Arcee because she smelled Nightbird's optics for entertainment purposes, so Nightbird ate fried energon.
Now Chromia wants Bluestreak to find some giant cookies for Soundwave, who likes cookies. Optimus Prime opened the Matrix and Rodimus stole his touch and felt odd. Then, Grimlock said, "Me Grimlocks saw Hot Shot pick his butt for jaAm."
Hot Shot was angry because there was no jaAm in it, and then Hot Rod tried picking his nose, but found no jaAm in it, but he instead of jaAm found gold. Then he stared at Kup's arse, which caused an awesome blast scene of mass uberness. Unfortunately, it also caused a large tsunami which killed Wheelie. and nobody did feel sorry for him, except Blurr and Sharkticons, because they remembered that picking on Ultra Magnus was healthy for Wheelie.
Now, Megatron wanted a redeco of Nightbird as Airazor so he can break dance for Airazor. Fortress Maximus didn't approve because break dancing was cool never. Ever, in dancing, now Fort Max is angry at Megatron for wanting him to eat dog Droppings for Shockwave, who despite Megatron's questions has decided minty servos suck. Arcee, however, wanted sausage flavoured minty lubricant with servos on pizza.
"Alas, servos leak on pizza bacon Pretenders!", said Hun Gurrr to Thunderwing after he ate his foot and threw up on Arcee.
Since then, Arcee has not salivated moist, or blinked. now Hot Shot went to the movies and saw Gorillas in the mist and shot the Director who "went" into the toilet. Then Blaster threw

by **Praxus Prime** » Thu Mar 24, 2011 1:37 pm

Ultra Magnus went back to Cybertron after he skillfully seduced Megatron to leave Arcee at the altar.
Now, Arcee is hunting Springer to catch and kill Ultra Magnus.
Ultra Magnus was hiding under his comrade Sky Lynx, who tried to eat Hun-Gurrr, mistakenly thinking he told him that he wouldn't eat Rodimus.
Meanwhile, Arcee scours Cybertron, looking for Springer's aft. Unfortunately, Springer detatches one pound of sausages over Arcee and a stunned Blurr.
Back under Sky Lynx after the accidental dropping, Ultra Magnus took his pizza, along with his hot-sauce to Superion and threw the mustard at Hotspot, while Hun-Gurrr laughed.
Rodimus and Kup waited for three hours after Jazz peeked at Rodimus'aft.
Soon, the Decepticons found Megatron Hiding behind Trypticon, Starscream quickly blasted off Trypticon's tail.
Then, Omega Supreme woke Optimus Prime with his trumpet, causing Jazz to sing like Ozzy Osbourne, while Wheelie jumped and fell off a moon.
Optimus wanted Jazz to dance with Omega Supreme like Beyonce on drugs.
"This is very disturbing," mentioned Omega Supreme after Jazz thrusted his head into the sock.
As the three Casseticons, Rumble, Frenzy, and Lazerbeak jumped into a steaming pile of Cybertronian pudding and found Galvatron crying over spilled energon, and Soundwave playing Reggae music on his stereo, Scourge desperately tried to transform into BatMan.
Arcee found Springer watching Elita-One petting Steel Jaw.
Sky Lynx felt lonely because no-one saw his ability to play music. Jazz decided to make Rodimus laugh by eating his own visor, but Rodimus thought his antics were simply too weird.
Steeljaw wanted to eat his pie with one spork because it slid under his fuzzy pillow which looked awfully similar to Megatron's foot.
Megatron's feminine ex, NightBird, was angry at Arcee because she smelled Nightbird's optics for entertainment purposes, so Nightbird ate fried energon.
Now Chromia wants Bluestreak to find some giant cookies for Soundwave, who likes cookies. Optimus Prime opened the Matrix and Rodimus stole his touch and felt odd. Then, Grimlock said, "Me Grimlocks saw Hot Shot pick his butt for jaAm."
Hot Shot was angry because there was no jaAm in it, and then Hot Rod tried picking his nose, but found no jaAm in it, but he instead of jaAm found gold. Then he stared at Kup's arse, which caused an awesome blast scene of mass uberness. Unfortunately, it also caused a large tsunami which killed Wheelie. and nobody did feel sorry for him, except Blurr and Sharkticons, because they remembered that picking on Ultra Magnus was healthy for Wheelie.
Now, Megatron wanted a redeco of Nightbird as Airazor so he can break dance for Airazor. Fortress Maximus didn't approve because break dancing was cool never. Ever, in dancing, now Fort Max is angry at Megatron for wanting him to eat dog Droppings for Shockwave, who despite Megatron's questions has decided minty servos suck. Arcee, however, wanted sausage flavoured minty lubricant with servos on pizza.
"Alas, servos leak on pizza bacon Pretenders!", said Hun Gurrr to Thunderwing after he ate his foot and threw up on Arcee.
Since then, Arcee has not salivated moist, or blinked. now Hot Shot went to the movies and saw Gorillas in the mist and shot the Director who "went" into the toilet. Then Blaster threw Rewind

by **G1 Smoketreader** » Thu Mar 24, 2011 2:22 pm

Ultra Magnus went back to Cybertron after he skillfully seduced Megatron to leave Arcee at the altar.
Now, Arcee is hunting Springer to catch and kill Ultra Magnus.
Ultra Magnus was hiding under his comrade Sky Lynx, who tried to eat Hun-Gurrr, mistakenly thinking he told him that he wouldn't eat Rodimus.
Meanwhile, Arcee scours Cybertron, looking for Springer's aft. Unfortunately, Springer detatches one pound of sausages over Arcee and a stunned Blurr.
Back under Sky Lynx after the accidental dropping, Ultra Magnus took his pizza, along with his hot-sauce to Superion and threw the mustard at Hotspot, while Hun-Gurrr laughed.
Rodimus and Kup waited for three hours after Jazz peeked at Rodimus'aft.
Soon, the Decepticons found Megatron Hiding behind Trypticon, Starscream quickly blasted off Trypticon's tail.
Then, Omega Supreme woke Optimus Prime with his trumpet, causing Jazz to sing like Ozzy Osbourne, while Wheelie jumped and fell off a moon.
Optimus wanted Jazz to dance with Omega Supreme like Beyonce on drugs.
"This is very disturbing," mentioned Omega Supreme after Jazz thrusted his head into the sock.
As the three Casseticons, Rumble, Frenzy, and Lazerbeak jumped into a steaming pile of Cybertronian pudding and found Galvatron crying over spilled energon, and Soundwave playing Reggae music on his stereo, Scourge desperately tried to transform into BatMan.
Arcee found Springer watching Elita-One petting Steel Jaw.
Sky Lynx felt lonely because no-one saw his ability to play music. Jazz decided to make Rodimus laugh by eating his own visor, but Rodimus thought his antics were simply too weird.
Steeljaw wanted to eat his pie with one spork because it slid under his fuzzy pillow which looked awfully similar to Megatron's foot.
Megatron's feminine ex, NightBird, was angry at Arcee because she smelled Nightbird's optics for entertainment purposes, so Nightbird ate fried energon.
Now Chromia wants Bluestreak to find some giant cookies for Soundwave, who likes cookies. Optimus Prime opened the Matrix and Rodimus stole his touch and felt odd. Then, Grimlock said, "Me Grimlocks saw Hot Shot pick his butt for jaAm."
Hot Shot was angry because there was no jaAm in it, and then Hot Rod tried picking his nose, but found no jaAm in it, but he instead of jaAm found gold. Then he stared at Kup's arse, which caused an awesome blast scene of mass uberness. Unfortunately, it also caused a large tsunami which killed Wheelie. and nobody did feel sorry for him, except Blurr and Sharkticons, because they remembered that picking on Ultra Magnus was healthy for Wheelie.
Now, Megatron wanted a redeco of Nightbird as Airazor so he can break dance for Airazor. Fortress Maximus didn't approve because break dancing was cool never. Ever, in dancing, now Fort Max is angry at Megatron for wanting him to eat dog Droppings for Shockwave, who despite Megatron's questions has decided minty servos suck. Arcee, however, wanted sausage flavoured minty lubricant with servos on pizza.
"Alas, servos leak on pizza bacon Pretenders!", said Hun Gurrr to Thunderwing after he ate his foot and threw up on Arcee.
Since then, Arcee has not salivated moist, or blinked. now Hot Shot went to the movies and saw Gorillas in the mist and shot the Director who "went" into the toilet. Then Blaster threw Rewind at

by **botomb** » Thu Mar 24, 2011 2:52 pm

Ultra Magnus went back to Cybertron after he skillfully seduced Megatron to leave Arcee at the altar.
Now, Arcee is hunting Springer to catch and kill Ultra Magnus.
Ultra Magnus was hiding under his comrade Sky Lynx, who tried to eat Hun-Gurrr, mistakenly thinking he told him that he wouldn't eat Rodimus.
Meanwhile, Arcee scours Cybertron, looking for Springer's aft. Unfortunately, Springer detatches one pound of sausages over Arcee and a stunned Blurr.
Back under Sky Lynx after the accidental dropping, Ultra Magnus took his pizza, along with his hot-sauce to Superion and threw the mustard at Hotspot, while Hun-Gurrr laughed.
Rodimus and Kup waited for three hours after Jazz peeked at Rodimus'aft.
Soon, the Decepticons found Megatron Hiding behind Trypticon, Starscream quickly blasted off Trypticon's tail.
Then, Omega Supreme woke Optimus Prime with his trumpet, causing Jazz to sing like Ozzy Osbourne, while Wheelie jumped and fell off a moon.
Optimus wanted Jazz to dance with Omega Supreme like Beyonce on drugs.
"This is very disturbing," mentioned Omega Supreme after Jazz thrusted his head into the sock.
As the three Casseticons, Rumble, Frenzy, and Lazerbeak jumped into a steaming pile of Cybertronian pudding and found Galvatron crying over spilled energon, and Soundwave playing Reggae music on his stereo, Scourge desperately tried to transform into BatMan.
Arcee found Springer watching Elita-One petting Steel Jaw.
Sky Lynx felt lonely because no-one saw his ability to play music. Jazz decided to make Rodimus laugh by eating his own visor, but Rodimus thought his antics were simply too weird.
Steeljaw wanted to eat his pie with one spork because it slid under his fuzzy pillow which looked awfully similar to Megatron's foot.
Megatron's feminine ex, NightBird, was angry at Arcee because she smelled Nightbird's optics for entertainment purposes, so Nightbird ate fried energon.
Now Chromia wants Bluestreak to find some giant cookies for Soundwave, who likes cookies. Optimus Prime opened the Matrix and Rodimus stole his touch and felt odd. Then, Grimlock said, "Me Grimlocks saw Hot Shot pick his butt for jaAm."
Hot Shot was angry because there was no jaAm in it, and then Hot Rod tried picking his nose, but found no jaAm in it, but he instead of jaAm found gold. Then he stared at Kup's arse, which caused an awesome blast scene of mass uberness. Unfortunately, it also caused a large tsunami which killed Wheelie. and nobody did feel sorry for him, except Blurr and Sharkticons, because they remembered that picking on Ultra Magnus was healthy for Wheelie.
Now, Megatron wanted a redeco of Nightbird as Airazor so he can break dance for Airazor. Fortress Maximus didn't approve because break dancing was cool never. Ever, in dancing, now Fort Max is angry at Megatron for wanting him to eat dog Droppings for Shockwave, who despite Megatron's questions has decided minty servos suck. Arcee, however, wanted sausage flavoured minty lubricant with servos on pizza.
"Alas, servos leak on pizza bacon Pretenders!", said Hun Gurrr to Thunderwing after he ate his foot and threw up on Arcee.
Since then, Arcee has not salivated moist, or blinked. now Hot Shot went to the movies and saw Gorillas in the mist and shot the Director who "went" into the toilet. Then Blaster threw Rewind at Eject