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Halo wrote:Tha Tweezrrr-
What now?

"Ask a Ninja" is a popular webcast series. Basically, people e-mail the makers a question, then "The Ninja" answers them, usually relating the answers to something about killing, and quite often telling over epic stories. (Such as explaining the mystery about the Magic Number 3, in the episode "Thr33")

Like us.

I'd look it up if I were you, it's very funny.

Question.... I was just watching "Everybody loves Raymond" and I was wondering: What the hell are Adenoids?

Tha Tweezrrr wrote:Question.... I was just watching "Everybody loves Raymond" and I was wondering: What the hell are Adnoids?

Wikipedia is your friend.

By the way, that's the series finale.

All I care about is that the show is over.

Okay I found out... Adenoids are a soft tissue behind the nose that produces antibodies, and traps viruses & Bacteria!
Cool.

Tha Tweezrrr
well you answered it for me. another day I accomplish nothing.

All but Tweezy
- Does it matter that the many of the 104 questions I am about to ask Tweezy may be ones you guys answered?
-Are you ready to see if he can pass the ultimate Question test?

Tweezy
1. After they make Styrofoam, what do they ship it in?
2. Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
3. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
4. Why do irons have a setting for permanent press?
5. How can you tell when sour cream goes bad?
6. How much sin can I get away with and still go to heaven?
7. How young can you die of old age?
8. Can you be arrested for selling illegal-sized paper?
9. If God dropped acid, would he see people?
10. If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
11. If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
12. If the number 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still number 2?
13. If you ate pasta and anti-pasta, would you still be hungry?
14. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
15. If you steal a clean slate, does it go on your record?
16. If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?
17. If you're born again, do you have two belly buttons?
18. What if there were no hypothetical situations?
19. Where would we be without rhetorical questions?
20. Will your answer to this question be no?
21. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why are there still monkeys and apes?
22. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets are dressing up as mattresses?
23. If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
24. Is there another word for synonym?
25. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"
26. Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer?
27. If you choke a Smurf, what color will it turn?
28. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
29. If vampires have no reflection, how come they have such neat hair?
30. Do good S&M fans go to Hell?
31. If swimming's such good exercise, how come whales are so fat?
32. If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?
33. How do Keep Off The Grass signs get there?
34. Could God make a burrito so hot he couldn't eat it?
35. Do we make bombs better or worse?
36. Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?
37. If a person told you they were a pathological liar, would you believe them?
38. Can you learn to read from a "Reading for Dummies" book?
39. If someone gives you a penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, where does the other penny go? Do you get change?
40. If pro is the opposite of con, and progress is moving forward, what is congress?
41. Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
42. Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
43. Why is it that to stop Windows, you have to click on "Start"?
44. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?
45. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
46. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
47. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
48. When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
49. Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
50. Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
51. Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
52. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
53. Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
54. If Jimmy cracks corn, and no one cares, why is there a song about it?
55. Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?
56. If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight?
57. Why is it that raindrops, but snowfalls?
58. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconuts, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
59. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
60. Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed," when afterward, it doesn't work anymore?
61. If a drug store is open 24 hours, why are there locks on the doors?
62. If you make a cow laugh, will milk come out its nose?
63. Why can't Mr. Fork and Mr. Electrical Socket be friends?
64. Who was the first to see a cow and think "I wonder what will happen if i squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?"
65. If a schizophrenic threatens suicide, is it declared a hostage situation?
66. Why was the Holy Roman Empire neither holy nor Roman?
67. If a tree falls on a mime in the woods, and there's no one there to hear it, does the mime make a sound?
68. What is the speed of darkness?
69. If a man washes a dish, and no woman is around to see it, did it happen?
70. Why doesn't onomatopoeia sound like what it is?
71. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
72. Do three headed fire dragons have heated arguments with themselves?
73. Why exactly is there a snow-globe with summer scenes?
74. What do picket sign writers put on their signs when they go on strike?
75. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do they all have to drown?
76. Why is minimalism such a big word?
77. If buttered bread always lands on the butter-side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what happens if you strap buttered bread to a cat's back?
78. What'd happen if the man took the advimil and the woman took the Viagra?
79. Why do ballerinas stand on their toes? Can't they just get taller women?
80. Do fish get thirsty?
81. If you learn from mistakes, why aren't I a genius?
82. Why don't people on TV ever go to the bathroom?
83. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
84. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
85. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?
86. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
87. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
88. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
89. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
90. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
91. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
92. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
93. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
94. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
95. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
96. Why do banks leave both doors open, yet they chain pens to the counter tops?
97. Why do people order a double cheeseburger, large fries, and a diet soda?
98. Why is there Braille on drive-through ATM machines?
99. Who copyrighted the copyright symbol?
100. Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected the expected?
101. If a building is on fire, and you make more fire, would it be considered making the fire worse or better?
102. Why are there five syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?
103. How is it that "Fat Chance" and "Slim Chance" mean the same thing?
104. Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

Rodimus Lantern wrote:All but Tweezy
- Does it matter that the many of the 104 questions I am about to ask Tweezy may be ones you guys answered?
-Are you ready to see if he can pass the ultimate Question test?

Rodimus Lantern-
1. Not an issue.
2. I think we're about to see his demise.

Rodimus Lantern
- not at all.
-I'm always up to watching an unfair hazing.

Tweezy-
That show doesn't matter. It's all about the "Grey's Anatomy".

Rodimus Lantern-
1. As long as there's a ton.
2. You're my hero of the day.

... ahem...
Rodimus:
1: They ship it in cardboard!
2: Drawing stones
3: Oh very much so. It's a wonder none have been arrested for enjoying it at too old of an age... oh wait... they have!
4: If they didn't, then presses would only be temporary!
5: When it turns green!
6: Only god knows
7: How old can you die of young age?
8: There is Illegal sized paper?
9: No, he would see Bhudda
10: Down the toilet, or in Bush's pocket
11: Because money makes the world go round
12: It adds to the suspense
13: hungry enough to eat some more pasta
14: You have successfully multi-tasked
15: Which one, the vinyl or the platinum?
16: Yes, it adds to the irony!
17: no, you have THREE!
18: Then I wouldn't be answering your questions!
19: In the stone age
20: yes...I mean no
21: Because they are all late bloomers
22: It's possible
23: It depends upon whether or not he was right!
24: none that I can think of
25: Practice makes perfect, so no!
26: I didn't know breakfast cereal was capable of murder!
27: The color of normal human skin!
28: Because it isn't his style!
29: Because there's DNA in all that blood, How else do you think their hair has such good Genes?
30: Depends on their religion
31: They self-abuse themselves because the sharks always bully them!
32: No. It would be considered Roadkill!
33: The rule doesn't come into effect until the sign hits the ground!
34: Yes and No
35: Neither... we make bombs more devastating
36: Because they look too fantastic!
37: I wouldn't know what to believe anymore
38: Of course, you're a dummy if you can't read!
39: The other penny materializes behind the couch... where all lost things go!
40: Going to hell in a handbasket!
41: Because then people would get suspicious!
42: a misnomer?
43: one cannot stop what they started without first starting it my son!
44: Because dish-soap companies make far more money that way!
45: Because he's a cheapskate, what do you think caused the stock market crash?
46: Because people are rushing to nowhere!
47: because the cats would be dying from the diseases that mice have!
48: Shaggy and Scooby!
49: Because Noah was a jerk! (see robot chicken)
50: So the executioner feels better about himself!
51: To save space!
52: Why can't they put it on with their mouths open?
53: Because they don't think about what they are going to say. so they talk in order to fit in with the normal folk!
54: Jimmy wrote it!
55: Because that is what an alarm clock sounds like when it reaches orgasm!
56: love got lasic surgery!
57: drops and falls are the same thing. synonyms if you will
58: It's the same reason that people search for something for hours only to find that it was right in front of them the whole time!
59: Biscuits
60: Because once he's had a fix, he'll never go back...EVER!
61: In case hippie zombies attack!
62: I don't doubt it!
63: Because Mr. Fork slept with Mrs. Plug while she was dating Mr. Electrical socket
64: The same person that suggested that we slice bread!
65: schizophrenia does not mean split-personality. so no!
66: They aren't holy by TODAYS standards! back then however...
67: No, but someone is sure to be annoyed by it!
68: the opposite of the speed of light!
69: It's not possible, I don't know where you whippersnappers get these ideas from..
70: Should it? If it did, then nobody would take it seriously, just like when someone says LOL in the middle of a serious conversation.
71: Thiiiiiiiiiiiiis much!
72: All the time!
73: To give people something to think about in the middle of winter!
74: Nothing. If they're serious!
75: One must stay in character during a performance, so yes!
76: Trust me... there are bigger!
77: The cat floats in the air and spins at an alarming rate!
78: The most spectacular display of fireworks the world has ever seen!
79: It looks cooler when they stand on their toes.
80: Nope. they get fishy!
81: Because you haven't made enough!
82: Because they all went beforehand!
83: When the toilet paper smells downey fresh!
84: Mutes wouldn't be mutes if they talked with their hands now would they?
85: Isn't it a bit unnerving that you asked this already?
86: Because the little black box weighs less, is yellow, and can be blown up with an artillery shell, thus defeating the purpose!
87: yes. with his own parsley... how ironic!
88: No. It would be called helpless!
89: Yes! The smell is actually a powerful nerve agent that makes people more suceptible to gas station advertisements.
90: They have to. otherwise they cannot use any evidence against him!
91: So blind people know how much cash they are going to withdraw!
92: A mutual agreement!
93: You should know the answer by now... or were you not paying attention and taking notes?
94: The joker!
95: Copyright infringement!
96: Because the pen is mightier!
97: Diet soda is far more addictive!
98: The same reason that Braille is on drive-through bank machines!
99: An evil genius!
100: yes, then the expected becomes the un-expected, leading you right back where you started!
101: Worse if you're normal. Better if you're a Pyro!
102: because the syllable has Mono!
103: "Fat Chance" is sarcasm! "Slim Chance" is not!
104: Only if it's hooked on phonics style!



EDIT: THERE!

Tweezy
-Why are there so many one word answers?
-Don't you think you should remedy that?

Rodimus Lantern wrote:Tweezy
-Why are there so many one word answers?
-Don't you think you should remedy that?

-Because it makes things spicier.
-No!

--And I recognize a few of those questions--

Rodimus Lantern wrote:Tweezy
-Why are there so many one word answers?
-Don't you think you should remedy that?

I think he should.

Halo wrote:

Rodimus Lantern wrote:Tweezy
-Why are there so many one word answers?
-Don't you think you should remedy that?

I think he should.

alrighty then...

EDIT: it is finished!

Tha Tweezrrr wrote:

Halo wrote:

Rodimus Lantern wrote:Tweezy
-Why are there so many one word answers?
-Don't you think you should remedy that?

I think he should.

alrighty then...

EDIT: it is finished!

I didn't think you'd actually do it.


I HAVE THE POWER!!!!!!!!!!

-Why is the rest of the world slow in the accepting the fact that Halo is in fact God?

She IS? What the hell have I been smoking?
I'm only kidding. I realized that the first time she Punched me in the nuts and demanded that I relinquish my lunch money!

Rodimus Lantern
because christans would have to worship god and satan at the same time.

Aint that the truth!

Tha Tweezrrr wrote:Aint that the truth!

Ain't a problem for me. As a metal head I'm more inclined to bow down to the horned one than to god.

How many times has Seibertron gone to heck and back since I dissapeared?

Thy Shadow Wolf
2 or 3 times... nice to have ya back dude!

Thy Shadow Wolf-
Too many times to count!

Rodimus Lantern:
-It's kind of like those episodes of a TV show, where they recap the past few seasons.
-He passed.
-I've been saying that for a while now. All hail to the Goddess of Death!

Thy Shadow Wolf:
-Too many. One time, all the posts from ev4r were lost, another time only the ones from 24 hours beforehand. Multiple times the board went down for repairs, making it unaccessable. (Didn't you die or something?)