The Energon Pub

News Credits: 22 · by **Rodimus Prime** » Fri Oct 23, 2015 12:29 pm

Shadowman wrote:
RhA wrote:So, what's everyone's plans for the weekend?

Constant, furious masturbation.

Why furious? Does it owe you money?

Stuartmaximus, have you met Galvamegs? You 2 should make a pact and go on a quest like Sam and Frodo. >:oP

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Fri Oct 23, 2015 3:23 pm

Rodimus Prime wrote:
Shadowman wrote:
RhA wrote:So, what's everyone's plans for the weekend?

Constant, furious masturbation.
Why furious? Does it owe you money?

Yes. You may be asking yourself "How" and "Why" and "When is the vomiting going to stop" and those are all legit questions that I do not have the answers to.

News Credits: 1 · by **RhA** » Sat Oct 24, 2015 5:22 am

This thread does retain some magic, after all.

News Credits: 25 · by **Ironhidensh** » Sun Oct 25, 2015 4:26 am

Shadowman wrote:
RhA wrote:So, what's everyone's plans for the weekend?

Constant, furious masturbation.

I remember those days.....

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Sun Oct 25, 2015 5:04 am

Ironhidensh wrote:
Shadowman wrote:
RhA wrote:So, what's everyone's plans for the weekend?

Constant, furious masturbation.

I remember those days.....

I'm assuming by "those days" you mean "like an hour ago."

News Credits: 25 · by **Ironhidensh** » Sun Oct 25, 2015 6:02 am

Shadowman wrote:
Ironhidensh wrote:
Shadowman wrote:
RhA wrote:So, what's everyone's plans for the weekend?

Constant, furious masturbation.

I remember those days.....

I'm assuming by "those days" you mean "like an hour ago."

I'm in my mid thirties, have a full time job, wife, and two toddlers. If a miricle happens, and I have free time to jerk the turkey, I'm taking a nap instead.

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Sun Oct 25, 2015 11:36 am

Ironhidensh wrote:
Shadowman wrote:
Ironhidensh wrote:
Shadowman wrote:
RhA wrote:So, what's everyone's plans for the weekend?

Constant, furious masturbation.

I remember those days.....

I'm assuming by "those days" you mean "like an hour ago."

I'm in my mid thirties, have a full time job, wife, and two toddlers. If a miricle happens, and I have free time to jerk the turkey, I'm taking a nap instead.

Oh you poor little man. No wonder you're so tense all the time.

News Credits: 25 · by **Ironhidensh** » Sun Oct 25, 2015 12:22 pm

Shadowman wrote:
Ironhidensh wrote:
Shadowman wrote:
Ironhidensh wrote:
Shadowman wrote:
RhA wrote:So, what's everyone's plans for the weekend?

Constant, furious masturbation.

I remember those days.....

I'm assuming by "those days" you mean "like an hour ago."

I'm in my mid thirties, have a full time job, wife, and two toddlers. If a miricle happens, and I have free time to jerk the turkey, I'm taking a nap instead.

Oh you poor little man. No wonder you're so tense all the time.

you'll get there one day. And when you do, I'll buy you a beer.

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Sun Oct 25, 2015 12:53 pm

Ironhidensh wrote:
Shadowman wrote:
Ironhidensh wrote:
Shadowman wrote:
Ironhidensh wrote:
Shadowman wrote:
RhA wrote:So, what's everyone's plans for the weekend?

Constant, furious masturbation.

I remember those days.....

I'm assuming by "those days" you mean "like an hour ago."

I'm in my mid thirties, have a full time job, wife, and two toddlers. If a miricle happens, and I have free time to jerk the turkey, I'm taking a nap instead.

Oh you poor little man. No wonder you're so tense all the time.

you'll get there one day. And when you do, I'll buy you a beer.

My dad had four kids, (Myself included!) a wife, and a full time job, and he had loads of free time to do stuff. So...learn time management, I guess?

News Credits: 25 · by **Ironhidensh** » Sun Oct 25, 2015 1:11 pm

Shadowman wrote:
Ironhidensh wrote:
Shadowman wrote:
Ironhidensh wrote:
Shadowman wrote:
Ironhidensh wrote:
Shadowman wrote:
RhA wrote:So, what's everyone's plans for the weekend?

Constant, furious masturbation.

I remember those days.....

I'm assuming by "those days" you mean "like an hour ago."

I'm in my mid thirties, have a full time job, wife, and two toddlers. If a miricle happens, and I have free time to jerk the turkey, I'm taking a nap instead.

Oh you poor little man. No wonder you're so tense all the time.

you'll get there one day. And when you do, I'll buy you a beer.

My dad had four kids, (Myself included!) a wife, and a full time job, and he had loads of free time to do stuff. So...learn time management, I guess?

I manage fine. I simply dont need to make time for masturbation. Like I said, you'll get there one day.

by **Nemesis Maximo** » Sun Oct 25, 2015 11:03 pm

I disappear dor a few days and the conversation devolves into this?

God, I LOVE this thread! :APPLAUSE:

by **Blast Cannon** » Wed Nov 04, 2015 5:29 pm

I have zero respect for a man who can't find time for masturbation.

News Credits: 1 · by **RhA** » Fri Nov 06, 2015 11:13 am

Blast Cannon wrote:I have zero respect for a man who can't find time for masturbation.

You don't need to give him a hard time about it.

by **Blast Cannon** » Fri Nov 06, 2015 6:10 pm

RhA wrote:
Blast Cannon wrote:I have zero respect for a man who can't find time for masturbation.

You don't need to give him a hard time about it.

I guess that was a bit wank of me.

News Credits: 22 · by **Rodimus Prime** » Sat Nov 07, 2015 1:23 pm

Not sure if this is manly or just disgusting (or both, as those are often inclusive) but I just popped a huge zit on my ass. Sounded like a snapped rubber band. >:oP

News Credits: 1 · by **RhA** » Wed Nov 11, 2015 2:34 am

Rodimus Prime wrote:Not sure if this is manly or just disgusting (or both, as those are often inclusive) but I just popped a huge zit on my ass. Sounded like a snapped rubber band.

That's some BRUTAL honesty right here.

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Wed Nov 11, 2015 5:05 am

RhA wrote:
Rodimus Prime wrote:Not sure if this is manly or just disgusting (or both, as those are often inclusive) but I just popped a huge zit on my ass. Sounded like a snapped rubber band.

That's some BRUTAL honesty right here.

Everyone has pimples.

by **Nemesis Maximo** » Wed Nov 11, 2015 11:08 am

Burn wrote:
RhA wrote:
Rodimus Prime wrote:Not sure if this is manly or just disgusting (or both, as those are often inclusive) but I just popped a huge zit on my ass. Sounded like a snapped rubber band.

That's some BRUTAL honesty right here.

Everyone has pimples.

Especially Madeus.

News Credits: 1 · by **RhA** » Wed Nov 11, 2015 12:13 pm

Nemesis Maximo wrote:
Burn wrote:
RhA wrote:
Rodimus Prime wrote:Not sure if this is manly or just disgusting (or both, as those are often inclusive) but I just popped a huge zit on my ass. Sounded like a snapped rubber band.

That's some BRUTAL honesty right here.

Everyone has pimples.

Especially Madeus.

News Credits: 22 · by **Rodimus Prime** » Wed Nov 11, 2015 2:48 pm

RhA wrote:
Rodimus Prime wrote:Not sure if this is manly or just disgusting (or both, as those are often inclusive) but I just popped a huge zit on my ass. Sounded like a snapped rubber band.

That's some BRUTAL honesty right here.

Yeah, well, you know me. Go big or go home.

Speaking of Madeus, haven't seen of him lately. I guess his dating life picked up. Good for him. >:oP

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Wed Nov 11, 2015 8:11 pm

Rodimus Prime wrote:
RhA wrote:
Rodimus Prime wrote:Not sure if this is manly or just disgusting (or both, as those are often inclusive) but I just popped a huge zit on my ass. Sounded like a snapped rubber band.

That's some BRUTAL honesty right here.
Yeah, well, you know me. Go big or go home.

Speaking of Madeus, haven't seen of him lately. I guess his dating life picked up. Good for him.

Or he's hung up by his underwear on a flagpole.

News Credits: 22 · by **Rodimus Prime** » Wed Nov 11, 2015 9:35 pm

Shadowman wrote:
Rodimus Prime wrote:Speaking of Madeus, haven't seen of him lately. I guess his dating life picked up. Good for him.

Or he's hung up by his underwear on a flagpole.

Well, I didn't want to be the one to say it... >:oP

News Credits: 1 · by **RhA** » Thu Nov 12, 2015 2:49 am

Shadowman wrote:
Rodimus Prime wrote:
RhA wrote:
Rodimus Prime wrote:Not sure if this is manly or just disgusting (or both, as those are often inclusive) but I just popped a huge zit on my ass. Sounded like a snapped rubber band.

That's some BRUTAL honesty right here.
Yeah, well, you know me. Go big or go home.

Speaking of Madeus, haven't seen of him lately. I guess his dating life picked up. Good for him.

Or he's hung up by his underwear on a flagpole.

I'll sya this once and then never again, but I hope he's dating.

If he, by chance, hangs from a flagpole... I want pictures.

News Credits: 25 · by **Ironhidensh** » Thu Nov 12, 2015 5:55 am

Rodimus Prime wrote:Not sure if this is manly or just disgusting (or both, as those are often inclusive) but I just popped a huge zit on my ass. Sounded like a snapped rubber band.

I once pulled out an over inch long ingrown hair. >:oP

News Credits: 6 · by **BeastProwl** » Fri Nov 13, 2015 9:19 pm

Yeesh I come back to this? I might as well have stayed gone.
Anyone here been to or is currently living in Georgia? Can we share for a moment the constant never ending hatred for this hole? I'd rather live in Detroit. Or Canada.