Lobe’s Laboratory “No, Synapse. I’ve not gone to the planet."Synapse jumped slightly, startled a bit by the voice suddenly coming from behind him. He turned, giving his old companion a warm smile in greeting.
“I’m inside finishing up on my last experiment. Sadly, this is my only remaining module so you’ll forgive me if I ask you to keep your distance."“But of course, I wouldn’t want to be in your way,” Synapse replied cheerily. He followed Lobe deeper into the lab to see his other half hard at work on what appeared to be a brain module. He was curious and wanted to take a closer look…but the Lobe at his side was guiding him to a seat out of harm’s way. It would be rude to refuse. Moving over to the chair, he looked at Lobe as he began to speak again.
“It’s good to see you in relatively good shape again. Your last encounter…." Lobe shook his head while he too took a seat.
“I believe it was the closest you came to actually losing your head." He chuckled lightly.
“The last time was just slightly less messy."“Don’t remind me…At least I have no recollection of my misfortune this time. Cranial trauma has its advantages at the very least,” Synapse chuckled.
“Something troubling you, old friend?"“Oh, no! Just struggling to catch up again. It seems much has happened in my absence.” Synapse rubbed his chin thoughtfully as he began to take a seat. In that moment, however, he received a transmission from Lord Scorponok.
>>”It is good to hear your voice old friend but this is not the time. However I have a request to make. Deadlock is need of your attention. I was forced to send Kickback to talk to him instead of you due to your unfortunate accident. You should check up with them both as soon as you can. We will talk… later."<<
>>”Oh dear, you sent him to Kickback
? I shall check with them with utmost haste, my friend, but I too-As Synapse responded to Scorponok, he sat down on the seat that Lobe had so graciously provided. Only for it to groan under him. Synapse’s optics widened in an instant of realization. The chair collapsed under him, sending the psychotherapist tumbling across the floor in a flurry of wings and limbs. A bolt from the chair rocketed out and struck a rack of vials above the working Lobe.
Synapse hastily picked himself up in hopes of stopping events before they progressed further, but he could only watch as the rack tipped over drenching Lobe’s specimen in unknown chemical substances. He rushed forward frantically in the hopes of salvaging his error. In his haste, however, he failed to notice the horrid chain of events beginning to shower down from the shelves above.
Glass vials shattered on the cyber-owl, splashing their contents across his frame. And…he began to smoke. And hiss. The chemicals were reacting with his armor plating. It burned. Nevertheless, Synapse looked sheepishly at the Lobe whom he had disturbed. “Oh, I’m so terribly sorry, old friend. I…I shall go to the chemical shower now…”
His shoulders slumped and the cheer visibly diminished from his frame, Synapse trudged away toward the by now very familiar shower station. He resumed his transmission with Lord Scorponok, after having cut off abruptly in the beginning of his episode. When he spoke, his tone was a touch more glum.
>>”Forgive me…I’ve had another incident. Nothing that will prevent me from completing your request. As I was saying, however, I would like to make a request of you too, Lord Scorponok. If you could, by chance, recover the inmates’ psychological files, I would be much obliged. I presume that we’ll have an influx of new troops due to the assault on the penitentiary? As you know, part of my duties are to assess the psychological states of our men. It would be much easier to do, however, with the aid of existing psychological profiles.”<<Synapse pulled the lever and engaged the chemical shower. Liquid poured down from above, washing away the harmful substances searing bits of the psychotherapist’s armor away.
>>”You know I will hold you to that, my friend. When we both have a moment, I would like nothing more than to speak with you.”<< Synapse paused as an errant thought crossed his mind. Scorponok was certainly busy, but…while the cyber-owl had him.
>>”…Scorponok…The reports that I read state that we have found Jhiaxus? I believe he was an old associate of Cyclonus and Scourge, correct? Would you perhaps like me to speak with them as well?”<<While he awaited an answer from Scorponok, Synapse stepped out of the shower and began to dry himself with one of the available cleaning cloths nearby. Well, he ought to set about Lord Scorponok’s request now. No sense in dragging it out. Besides, Synapse did worry what might happen to Deadlock under Kickback’s less than sensitive therapy.
>>”Kickback?”<< Synapse began on a private line to the Insecticon,
>>”Lord Scorponok requested that I attend to Deadlock. Can you brief me on what you’ve gone over with him so far?”<<Now to attend to the ailing Deadlock.
>>”Hello? Deadlock? This is Synapse. Do you know who I am?”<<
Figuring that was as good a start as any, Synapse issued a heavy sigh, hanging his head low. He’d been a bother to Lobe yet again due to his horrid luck. “I must again offer my most sincere apologies,
Lobe. I cannot fathom why this happens every time that I enter your lab.”