Eggs vs. Brick Wall
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Eggs vs. Brick Wall
Posted by Dagon Mon Feb 16, 2009 7:24 pm
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If you had an infinate supply of eggs to throw, like an army of chickens just sat right down next to you and began laying as fast and as inexhaustibly as possible (given that this were possible), could you know down a brick wall? Would infinate eggs generate enough concussive force to topple a well-built and evenly mortared brick wall? None of this foolishness that the egg yoke would soften the ground supporting the wall, no. This is a serious topic.
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Re: Eggs vs. Brick Wall
Posted by Predaprince Mon Feb 16, 2009 9:00 pm
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Force = Mass * Acceleration
Given that the acceleration will never increase to be enough, the only way would be to have as many chickens as possible focusing on a single spot to increase the mass at that spot.
The question is how many chickens can be pointed at a single spot and would that be enough to make it crack and crumble.
My guess is that it is not possible to line enough chickens at that spot and the wall wins.
Given that the acceleration will never increase to be enough, the only way would be to have as many chickens as possible focusing on a single spot to increase the mass at that spot.
The question is how many chickens can be pointed at a single spot and would that be enough to make it crack and crumble.
My guess is that it is not possible to line enough chickens at that spot and the wall wins.
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Re: Eggs vs. Brick Wall
Posted by Gyro-Robo Tue Feb 17, 2009 1:47 am
If there was a tornado, the egg.
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Re: Eggs vs. Brick Wall
Posted by Evolution Prime Mon Feb 23, 2009 4:29 pm
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If you have infinite time, then the eggs will eventually win.
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Re: Eggs vs. Brick Wall
Posted by snavej Sat Oct 07, 2023 6:22 pm
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Use a hyper chicken (Futurama), which fires eggs at 0.4 light speed. Bye bye wall!
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