The Energon Pub

by **SoundMaster1** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 9:10 am

Hey ppl. I haven't been on in a while. a few q's for ya.

-What is the meaning of life?
-How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
-How many boards could the Monguls hoard if the Mongul hordes got bored?
-What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe, and Everything?

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 10:36 am

nemesis zenith wrote:Hey ppl. I haven't been on in a while. a few q's for ya.

-What is the meaning of life?
-How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
-How many boards could the Monguls hoard if the Mongul hordes got bored?
-What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe, and Everything?

-The meaning of life is (From Dictionary.com) "the condition that distinguishes organisms from inorganic objects and dead organisms, being manifested by growth through metabolism, reproduction, and the power of adaptation to environment through changes originating internally."

-You should know our policy on this question by now...

-See above.

-42.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 7:28 pm

nemesis zenith
-Weed.
-Enough.
-Enough.
-Weed.

Are you sensing a pattern? :mrgreen:

News Credits: 12 · by **robofreak** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 10:55 pm

I'm gone for a few hours and the entire format changes.

Shadowman wrote:-Sure. I'll be waiting for the arrival of my payment, by which I mean a cookie.

If you PM me your address, I will send you a cookie just so you can say "Holy crap, he actually did it! BTW, Vash will be posted Saturday night.

nemesis zenith wrote:Hey ppl. I haven't been on in a while. a few q's for ya.

-What is the meaning of life?
-How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
-How many boards could the Monguls hoard if the Mongul hordes got bored?
-What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe, and Everything?

-42
-I swear if I read one more woodchuck question... :-x

-I swear if I read one more offshoot of the woodchuck question... :-x

-42

by **SoundMaster1** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:26 am

so i herd u liek mudkips?
do u liek interwebs memes?
is this sparta?
who is the best question-answerer on this forum?

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:31 am

SoundMaster1 wrote:so i herd u liek mudkips?
do u liek interwebs memes?
is this sparta?
who is the best question-answerer on this forum?

-Mukip...eh...NI chose Torchic over Mudkip because...well, freaking Fire Chicken.
-No. Not ever.
-No, Sparta is a part of Greece that lost it's legendary military might centuries ago.
-ME.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 12:32 pm

SoundMaster1
No, I like grass types.
Some. Others are just too dumb to care about.
I don't know, can you locate it on a map?
Halo.

by **Doubledealer93** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 5:16 pm

no offense but what is this thread about? is there a point to it i am lost. i have read this thread a few times and got really confused

News Credits: 3 · by **Name_Violation** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 5:37 pm

What are your guy's opinion on emo kids?

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 6:16 pm

Decepticon_25 wrote:no offense but what is this thread about? is there a point to it i am lost. i have read this thread a few times and got really confused

You ask questions, we answer them. Sometimes we'll give you actual answers, more often, we'll just make some random joke. Usually about each other.

Name_Violation wrote:What are your guy's opinion on emo kids?

I'm probably going to be the odd man out on this one, but I've actually known some emos who were pretty cool.

News Credits: 12 · by **robofreak** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 10:51 pm

Decepticon_25 wrote:no offense but what is this thread about? is there a point to it i am lost. i have read this thread a few times and got really confused

You ask questions and we answer them. That's all there is to it. I'm amazed that you've read the entire thread.

Name_Violation wrote:What are your guy's opinion on emo kids?

They piss me off and must be exterminated.

Question!

I just finished Vash the Stampede and posted images. What do you guys think?

http://www.gkjapan.com/showthread.php?t=1032

by **Psycho Warrior** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 11:17 pm

Decepticon_25
I would have answered this but Jadow took out my answer gland today.

Name_Violation
Mmmm... they're delicious.

Robofreak
It's Awesomepants.

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 11:41 pm

robofreak wrote:I'm amazed that you've read the entire thread.

Yeah, this thread is well over 3000 posts by now. Reading that many "a few times" is a major feat, or at least a testament to free time, but to read it multiple times and still not get the gist of it all is kind of confusing.

robofreak wrote:Question!

I just finished Vash the Stampede and posted images. What do you guys think?

http://www.gkjapan.com/showthread.php?t=1032

I've never been into modeling. I don't spend that much money on a toy just so I can put it together myself. But it looks nice.

by **Doubledealer93** » Sun Apr 26, 2009 11:35 am

robofreak wrote:
Decepticon_25 wrote:no offense but what is this thread about? is there a point to it i am lost. i have read this thread a few times and got really confused

You ask questions and we answer them. That's all there is to it. I'm amazed that you've read the entire thread.

Name_Violation wrote:What are your guy's opinion on emo kids?

They piss me off and must be exterminated.

Question!

I just finished Vash the Stampede and posted images. What do you guys think?

http://www.gkjapan.com/showthread.php?t=1032

are u out of your mind! i would never read all of that! im too lazy.

well any way has any one seen the turrets guy on you tube?

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Sun Apr 26, 2009 1:17 pm

Decepticon_25 wrote:well any way has any one seen the turrets guy on you tube?

A guy with a stationary weapon made for defending an area? Sounds fantastic. Unless you mean Tourette's.

by **SoundMaster1** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 7:18 am

who here likes sniping in shooter games?
who here likes halo3?
gears 2?
CoD world at war?

by **Blastback** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 8:12 am

1) Would robofreak feel better about woodchuck questions if the questions involved painting the room with the woodchucks' insides?

2) Who's the funniest Red vs Blue character?

by **Robot4762** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 8:44 am

Anyone here listen to Nights with Alice Cooper?

Any one here looking forward to the new Black Sabbath/Heaven and Hell album?

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 9:34 am

SoundMaster1 wrote:who here likes sniping in shooter games?
who here likes halo3?
gears 2?
CoD world at war?

-Love sniping. Nothing is more fulfilling than a good headshot.
-I played it. It was okay. Far too short, though. I beat it on Normal in a day. Hell, I beat it on easy in an afternoon.
-Never even played Gears of War 1.
-Never been a CoD fan.

Blastback wrote:1) Would robofreak feel better about woodchuck questions if the questions involved painting the room with the woodchucks' insides?

2) Who's the funniest Red vs Blue character?

-Depends, is it in the "How much _____ could a _______ _____, if a ________ could ______ ______" Format? Because if it is, then no.

-Most people are going to say Caboose. But I'm going to say Wash. It's hilarious seeing his dark humor clash with the normal cast's regular comedy.

News Credits: 1 · by **cybercat** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 11:52 am

[quote="Shadowman Who's the funniest Red vs Blue character?[/quote]

-Most people are going to say Caboose. But I'm going to say Wash. It's hilarious seeing his dark humor clash with the normal cast's regular comedy.[/quote]

This is why you're the expert: me, I can't even pick a favorite. But in Caboose's defense (since god knows he's dangerous when he tries to defend himself), he can stand alone as a comedic figure. Church and Wash need someone like Caboose to bounce off of, just like Grif needs Simmons. And Sarge needs Grif.

What might be a better question: who's the least funny RvB character?

HK, ferociously avoiding grading papers.

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 12:14 pm

hellkitty wrote:This is why you're the expert: me, I can't even pick a favorite. But in Caboose's defense (since god knows he's dangerous when he tries to defend himself), he can stand alone as a comedic figure. Church and Wash need someone like Caboose to bounce off of, just like Grif needs Simmons. And Sarge needs Grif.

Well that's a given. You need the comedic relief as well as the strait man. And as it turns out, when Caboose isn't near Wash, Church fills that role nicely.

hellkitty wrote:What might be a better question: who's the least funny RvB character?

I'm going to say Lopez. Nothing against robots or people "of the Latin persuasion" but he never really had any of those laugh out loud moments the others had.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 6:59 pm

Decepticon_25
I've seen him. He's not that funny.

SoundMaster1
Pfft. Sniping's for the weak. *arms his needler*
Yo.
No.
no.

hellkitty
I'm going with Simmons. He's really more of a set up for the funny stuff.

News Credits: 3 · by **Name_Violation** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 7:46 pm

butter or margerine?

tylenol or excedderine

nyquil or robitussen?

by **Halo** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 11:48 pm

Sorry I've been a ghost lately-My capstone paper is doing that to me. Hopefully once this semester ends, I'll be back in full force. Anyway...

QUESTION!!! And I'm breaking my own personal rule and opening it up to everyone and anyone, because I want to see the kind of results I'm going to get. And I feel militant right now.

Background Info First: So, I've spent WAY too many hours on my capstone paper. Like, at least 100. Today, 2 days before it's due, I FINALLY get a critique back from my teacher, and in so many words, he thinks I'm doing it wrong and he hates it.

SO my question is...How would you go about destorying this academic elitist bastard? Don't forget to be creative! Winner gets a cookie.

News Credits: 3 · by **Name_Violation** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 11:58 pm

Halo wrote:Sorry I've been a ghost lately-My capstone paper is doing that to me. Hopefully once this semester ends, I'll be back in full force. Anyway...

QUESTION!!! And I'm breaking my own personal rule and opening it up to everyone and anyone, because I want to see the kind of results I'm going to get. And I feel militant right now.

Background Info First: So, I've spent WAY too many hours on my capstone paper. Like, at least 100. Today, 2 days before it's due, I FINALLY get a critique back from my teacher, and in so many words, he thinks I'm doing it wrong and he hates it.

SO my question is...How would you go about destorying this academic elitist bastard? Don't forget to be creative! Winner gets a cookie.

start a scandal. make some comprimising pics, get them fired. ruin their career, their family life, and their credibillity in one fell swoop :twisted: