The Energon Pub

News Credits: 4 · by **General Magnus** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 8:00 pm

Common joke here in Portugal:

Alcool is the man´s best friend. Why?

First time ever drunk = alcool
First time puking = alcool
First sexual relation = LOTS of alcool (on her)

On a serioius note i don´t get why a person in the US needs to be 21 to legally drink. Heck I started drinking and getting wasted at 16/17 and I´m still normal.

News Credits: 1 · by **Jeep?** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 8:02 pm

Moonbase2 wrote:
Jesus Prime wrote:You think I worry about counting calories?

Well, you do have to watch your girlish figure!

I don't count calories. I probably should, but I'm not going to live my life that way. Besides, I've got a man that pretty happy with a, uh...more full-figured woman.

I like my ass just how it is.

News Credits: 2 · by **Moonbase2** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 8:05 pm

Jesus Prime wrote:
Moonbase2 wrote:
Jesus Prime wrote:You think I worry about counting calories?

Well, you do have to watch your girlish figure!

I don't count calories. I probably should, but I'm not going to live my life that way. Besides, I've got a man that pretty happy with a, uh...more full-figured woman.

I like my ass just how it is.

My cheap Walmart office chair protests my ass.

News Credits: 1 · by **Jeep?** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 8:16 pm

That's what you get for trusting big corporations with ergonomics. I stole my chair from a bank. No ****.

News Credits: 2 · by **Moonbase2** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 8:27 pm

Jesus Prime wrote:That's what you get for trusting big corporations with ergonomics. I stole my chair from a bank. No ****.

Mine was $17. I've flattened the padding inside of it.

News Credits: 1 · by **Jeep?** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 8:30 pm

Put a cushion on it, then.
Oh God, have I become the voice of reason?

News Credits: 2 · by **Moonbase2** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 8:34 pm

Jesus Prime wrote:Put a cushion on it, then.
Oh God, have I become the voice of reason?

I put a pillow on it. It just lifts me up more than I prefer. Yeah, I'm picky like that.

News Credits: 1 · by **Jeep?** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 8:36 pm

Then lower the chair to compensate. Now stop making me think, I'm getting a migraine.

News Credits: 2 · by **Moonbase2** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 8:37 pm

Jesus Prime wrote:Then lower the chair to compensate. Now stop making me think, I'm getting a migraine.

Poor boo boo! Wait....now you're making me think! Stop it!

Oh, I got two new TFs today! Like, totally awesome Woot!

News Credits: 668 · by **Autobot032** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 8:39 pm

Sonray wrote:
Moonbase2 wrote:
Jesus Prime wrote:You think I worry about counting calories?

Well, you do have to watch your girlish figure!

I don't count calories. I probably should, but I'm not going to live my life that way. Besides, I've got a man that pretty happy with a, uh...more full-figured woman.

Hmm...me too! I loooove the big girls! *is married to one*

Moonbase2 wrote:BBWs for the win! Well, technically I'm not overweight...just pleasantly plump. There, that's it.

Damn right. If a woman ain't got curves, she ain't sexy in my book. A natural woman is full figured, not emaciated and skeletal. YUCK.

News Credits: 2 · by **Moonbase2** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 8:43 pm

I used to be skeletal. Less than 100 pounds sometimes. Now I'm about 140. A little too plump, IMO, but my man ain't complaining. I'm gonna lose 10 or 15 and I'd be happy.

News Credits: 1 · by **Jeep?** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 8:45 pm

To me, a size twelve is about as skinny as I can tolerate. That's a UK size twelve, I don't know what that is to you yanks. But I like to think of it this way, sorry if this sounds misogynistic - women are sorta supposed to have boobs. And skinny women, well, they don't. And most of the regular posters (and especially the MSN crew

) know how I feel about boobs.

News Credits: 2 · by **Moonbase2** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 8:54 pm

Jesus Prime wrote:To me, a size twelve is about as skinny as I can tolerate. That's a UK size twelve, I don't know what that is to you yanks. But I like to think of it this way, sorry if this sounds misogynistic - women are sorta supposed to have boobs. And skinny women, well, they don't. And most of the regular posters (and especially the MSN crew ) know how I feel about boobs.

Well, yeah, we are...and a behind. I definitely have that. You know Eva Mendes? Yeah. ;)^

Women used to envy my skinny body, but I got less male attention. Now if I go dancing, my poor skinny friend gets turned down and I've got the mens! (Not that I act on anything, mind you)

News Credits: 1 · by **Jeep?** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 8:57 pm

Sometimes when I go out, I could get the mens.

News Credits: 2 · by **Moonbase2** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 8:59 pm

Jesus Prime wrote:Sometimes when I go out, I could get the mens.

Get your makeup and your hair did, buy the mens a few rounds, and I guarantee it.

News Credits: 1 · by **Jeep?** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 9:01 pm

I don't particularly want the mens.

News Credits: 2 · by **Moonbase2** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 9:02 pm

Jesus Prime wrote:I don't particularly want the mens.

You should really stop being such a tease, then.

News Credits: 1 · by **Jeep?** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 9:03 pm

I'm sorry. But Burn just doesn't treat me like he used to...

News Credits: 2 · by **Moonbase2** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 9:06 pm

Jesus Prime wrote:I'm sorry. But Burn just doesn't treat me like he used to...

Then it's time to go out, let your milkshake bring all the boys to the yard.

News Credits: 1 · by **Jeep?** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 9:06 pm

If I don't want mens, what makes you think I want boys?

by **Sonray** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 9:17 pm

Jesus Prime wrote:That's what you get for trusting big corporations with ergonomics. I stole my chair from a bank. No ****.

Of all the things you could steal from a bank...you steal a CHAIR?!!?

by **Sonray** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 9:18 pm

Autobot032 wrote:Damn right. If a woman ain't got curves, she ain't sexy in my book. A natural woman is full figured, not emaciated and skeletal. YUCK.

QFT!!!

That the main reason i hate hollywood poster chicks like Megan Fox for one....ewugh...

News Credits: 2 · by **Moonbase2** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 9:18 pm

Sonray wrote:
Jesus Prime wrote:That's what you get for trusting big corporations with ergonomics. I stole my chair from a bank. No ****.

Of all the things you could steal from a bank...you steal a CHAIR?!!?

If you are a dee, please don't marry a dee...

by **Sonray** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 9:28 pm

Moonbase2 wrote:
Sonray wrote:
Jesus Prime wrote:That's what you get for trusting big corporations with ergonomics. I stole my chair from a bank. No ****.

Of all the things you could steal from a bank...you steal a CHAIR?!!?

If you are a dee, please don't marry a dee...

Me and my over-tired English brain is confuzzled.

News Credits: 2 · by **Moonbase2** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 9:35 pm

Sonray wrote:
Autobot032 wrote:Damn right. If a woman ain't got curves, she ain't sexy in my book. A natural woman is full figured, not emaciated and skeletal. YUCK.

QFT!!!

That the main reason i hate hollywood poster chicks like Megan Fox for one....ewugh...

So then why do we keep seeing these skinny women in Maxim and other men's magazines? It would seem that's what men prefer. Paris Hilton and her ilk.