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Tue Mar 20, 2012 11:30 pm

Who would it be? Please don't everyone say Michael Bay, Megan Fox, or Shia LeBouf. They are all givens.

News Credits: 1 · Wed Mar 21, 2012 2:12 am

None whatsoever. Nobody should get punched against their will.

Wed Mar 21, 2012 7:52 am

RhA wrote:None whatsoever. Nobody should get punched against their will.

What if they asked for it?

To answer the question- Any of the Kardashians or any Real Housewife. I can not understand how these horrible people get tv shows made about them.

Wed Mar 21, 2012 1:29 pm

Any of the cast of the Jersey Shore, any Kardashian and Justin Bieber.

Wed Mar 21, 2012 1:41 pm

Megyn Kelly. With brass knucks. >:oP

News Credits: 5 · Wed Mar 21, 2012 8:59 pm

I'd say Snooki from Jersey Shore, but i don't hit girls. I just hate her so much... She's the biggest piece of garbage i've ever seen and her actions are just... Its like watching a donkey atempting to eat at a presidential dinner. So since i don't hit girls i'll settle for her boy friend for being so stupid and being made a tool on national TV and staying with that donkey of a so-called girl friend.

Wed Mar 21, 2012 11:16 pm

Obama.

For two reasons:

1. I find some of his policies and beleifs to be absolutely repugnant.

2. I'd be in every history book for the rest of humanity's existance as the crazy bitch who decked teh president. I mean, really, five years from now, who's going to care if someone punched one of those ho-bag celebs in the face? :-B

Granted, it wouldn't do my "side's" credibility any favours, so I'd have to make sure everyone just thinks I'm ape poop insane.

News Credits: 1 · Thu Mar 22, 2012 4:37 am

Just Negare wrote:Obama.
2. I'd be in every history book for the rest of humanity's existance as the crazy bitch who decked teh president. I mean, really, five years from now, who's going to care if someone punched one of those ho-bag celebs in the face?

I remember shoe-toss guy.

News Credits: 1 · Thu Mar 22, 2012 11:41 am

RhA wrote:
Just Negare wrote:Obama.
2. I'd be in every history book for the rest of humanity's existance as the crazy bitch who decked teh president. I mean, really, five years from now, who's going to care if someone punched one of those ho-bag celebs in the face?

I remember shoe-toss guy.

but can you name him without google?

For me, I'd say justin beiber or snooki, but I don't hit women (I'd sick my friend lindsey on them) I would like to hit the d-bag who played harry potter

Thu Mar 22, 2012 1:19 pm

Ann Coulter or Jennifer Aniston.

Thu Mar 22, 2012 7:47 pm

Definitely Justin Bieber :HEADHURTS:

Thu Mar 22, 2012 8:18 pm

Stephenie Meyer for bringing the Twilight series into this world.

News Credits: 20 · Thu Mar 22, 2012 8:57 pm

Anne Rice
Whoever wrote the Twilight Series
Whoever decided that Vampires hate Werewolves
J.K. Rowling

I'd do my fists up Kickboxer style and go hard.

News Credits: 3 · Thu Mar 22, 2012 9:52 pm

I have wanted to punch Paul Reiser ever since I saw him play the character Burke in Aliens. Not only is that the first scary movie I remember seeing as a child that gave me nightmares, it's one of my all time favorites too. But man, was Burke a slimebag.

Paul's portrayal of Burke was played so well, for the longest time I believed he was like that in real life. Few characters in any movie have evoked so much disgust in a human being. I was a kid my first time watching and his actions made me so angry.

I'm sure Paul is a great guy, but with all that loathing built up, I think he would be numero uno on my list.

Fri Mar 23, 2012 5:19 pm

Justin Bieber.

News Credits: 1 · Fri Mar 23, 2012 6:18 pm

Chris Brown. He's just a f***ing dbag. I'd do it without warning too. I'd just do a quick whistle, he looks and :michaelbay:

Tue Mar 27, 2012 10:06 pm

DISCHARGE wrote:I have wanted to punch Paul Reiser ever since I saw him play the character Burke in Aliens. Not only is that the first scary movie I remember seeing as a child that gave me nightmares, it's one of my all time favorites too. But man, was Burke a slimebag.

Paul's portrayal of Burke was played so well, for the longest time I believed he was like that in real life. Few characters in any movie have evoked so much disgust in a human being. I was a kid my first time watching and his actions made me so angry.

I'm sure Paul is a great guy, but with all that loathing built up, I think he would be numero uno on my list.

WOW. totally forgot Paul Reiser was in Aliens. :BANG_HEAD:

I wanted the character Drake to rip off Reiser's body parts and throw them at Aliens to distract them.

The ultimate celebrity I wanted to punch though?????

NICHOLAS CAGE

News Credits: 2 · Wed Mar 28, 2012 1:00 pm

None since I punch like a little girl and I would want the celebrity I hit to feel some pain.

If I were allowed to hire someone to do the punching then Tom Cruise or Justin Bieber.

Wed Mar 28, 2012 9:04 pm

munkimus prime wrote:None since I punch like a little girl and I would want the celebrity I hit to feel some pain.

If I were allowed to hire someone to do the punching then Tom Cruise or Justin Bieber.

I charge fifty dollars a punch. For Cruise though, you'd get a freebie.

Thu Mar 29, 2012 12:09 am

I would also love to punch George W. Bush. After looking at that smug, shit-eating grin of his for eight years I just want to smack it off. :-x

News Credits: 25 · Thu Mar 29, 2012 2:02 pm

Alright I got one for you, Uwe Boll...... Uwe F@cking Boll.

News Credits: 26 · Sat Mar 31, 2012 9:31 am

I would love to punch that idiot lead in the twilight movies

News Credits: 1 · Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:42 am

Michael Moore.

Mon Apr 02, 2012 4:35 pm

I would tempted to punch any celebrity that will talk about politics this year. Heck, most of them are famous for their looks or obnoxious dogmatism (see Coulter and Mahan), not for their brains. Then again, I am not sure if Barack Obama or Mitt Rommey are qualified enough to talk about politics either

. I know i ain't :-(