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by **Just Negare** » Sat May 09, 2009 1:57 am

If you can get it, Black Sheep, its a NZL zombie-sheep movie and its LOL hiiiii-larious!

Or, that Peter Jackson movie, Brain Dead, its the funniest zombie movie I've ever seen! Of course, its actually banned in a lot of countries....>_<'

Like Me, Grimlock! on Facebook · by **Me, Grimlock!** » Sat May 09, 2009 7:11 am

Dead Metal wrote:I was yes was depressed cos I was once again turned down by a girl. But pfffffff there are loads more chicks out there.

No kidding, there are loads more. Jus thang out with your buddies and realize you need her like you need a punch in the face.

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Sat May 09, 2009 8:32 am

Just Negare wrote:If you can get it, Black Sheep, its a NZL zombie-sheep movie and its LOL hiiiii-larious!

Only a kiwi would find that piece of crap funny.

Seriously, do NOT watch this, it's bad, we're talking Gabriel bad, we're talking bad on the level of Mel Gibson's Macbeth bad!

News Credits: 22 · by **Rodimus Prime** » Sat May 09, 2009 12:50 pm

Burn wrote:
Just Negare wrote:If you can get it, Black Sheep, its a NZL zombie-sheep movie and its LOL hiiiii-larious!

Only a kiwi would find that piece of crap funny.

Seriously, do NOT watch this, it's bad, we're talking Gabriel bad, we're talking bad on the level of Mel Gibson's Macbeth bad!

I saw a preview/ad for that a while ago, and my immediate reaction was "how low-budget is this???"

by **Just Negare** » Sun May 10, 2009 4:44 am

Rodimus Prime wrote:
Burn wrote:
Just Negare wrote:If you can get it, Black Sheep, its a NZL zombie-sheep movie and its LOL hiiiii-larious!

Only a kiwi would find that piece of crap funny.

Seriously, do NOT watch this, it's bad, we're talking Gabriel bad, we're talking bad on the level of Mel Gibson's Macbeth bad!

I saw a preview/ad for that a while ago, and my immediate reaction was "how low-budget is this???"

Ahhhh... you guys are aware that its supposed to look like crap? It was done low budget on purpose. That's why its so damn funny.

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Sun May 10, 2009 4:52 am

Low budget justifies poopy story line?

by **The Chronic** » Sun May 10, 2009 8:12 am

Just Negare wrote:
Rodimus Prime wrote:
Burn wrote:
Just Negare wrote:If you can get it, Black Sheep, its a NZL zombie-sheep movie and its LOL hiiiii-larious!

Only a kiwi would find that piece of crap funny.

Seriously, do NOT watch this, it's bad, we're talking Gabriel bad, we're talking bad on the level of Mel Gibson's Macbeth bad!

I saw a preview/ad for that a while ago, and my immediate reaction was "how low-budget is this???"

Ahhhh... you guys are aware that its supposed to look like crap? It was done low budget on purpose. That's why its so damn funny.

Garth Marenghi style? If so I may have to check it out

by **Just Negare** » Sun May 10, 2009 7:26 pm

Burn wrote:Low budget justifies poopy story line?

>_<'

Its supposed to have a poopy story line! Its meant to be low brow, low IQ, low style, with bad acting, bad plot and bad effects!

NZL's the country that churned out the LOTR's movies, you think we don't have the acting, writing and FX expertise? If BS was meant to be a good flick, it would have been so.

News Credits: 22 · by **Rodimus Prime** » Mon May 11, 2009 12:19 am

Just Negare wrote:
Rodimus Prime wrote:I saw a preview/ad for that a while ago, and my immediate reaction was "how low-budget is this???"

Ahhhh... you guys are aware that its supposed to look like crap? It was done low budget on purpose. That's why its so damn funny.

I see. It was supposed to be sort of a spoof of zombie movies? And kinda serious at the same time?

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Mon May 11, 2009 12:34 am

Rodimus Prime wrote:
Just Negare wrote:
Rodimus Prime wrote:I saw a preview/ad for that a while ago, and my immediate reaction was "how low-budget is this???"

Ahhhh... you guys are aware that its supposed to look like crap? It was done low budget on purpose. That's why its so damn funny.

I see. It was supposed to be sort of a spoof of zombie movies? And kinda serious at the same time?

Like Shaun of the Dead. Except without Simon Pegg, and thus vastly inferior.

Also, the movie BASEketball. If you aren't giggling like a school-girl in the first ten minutes, then you are some kind of super-human.

News Credits: 22 · by **Rodimus Prime** » Mon May 11, 2009 1:14 am

Shadowman wrote:
Rodimus Prime wrote:
I see. It was supposed to be sort of a spoof of zombie movies? And kinda serious at the same time?

Like Shaun of the Dead. Except without Simon Pegg, and thus vastly inferior.

Also, the movie BASEketball. If you aren't giggling like a school-girl in the first ten minutes, then you are some kind of super-human.

Never seen either...I'm deprived. :cry:

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Mon May 11, 2009 4:20 am

It's from (and stars) the guys behind South Park. It's not bad, definitely seen worse. *cough*BadSheep*cough*

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Mon May 11, 2009 9:31 am

Burn wrote:It's from (and stars) the guys behind South Park. It's not bad, definitely seen worse. *cough*BadSheep*cough*

Actually it only stars Matt Stone and Trey Parker. David Zucker wrote and directed it, which makes since it's humor is largely similar to Airplane and Scary Movie 3 and 4.

News Credits: 22 · by **Rodimus Prime** » Tue May 12, 2009 1:26 am

Burn wrote:It's from (and stars) the guys behind South Park. It's not bad, definitely seen worse.]

Orgazmo...I think only Trey Parker was in that one...

by **protoplasm** » Mon May 25, 2009 4:34 pm

Dead Metal wrote:Thanks for all the replies very much appreciated.
I was yes was depressed cos I was once again turned down by a girl. But pfffffff there are loads more chicks out there.

No girl is worth getting depressed over...there are plenty more fish in the pond and the one you will eventually find will be worhty of your attention.

Here's my movie suggestion:

There's Something About Mary
As Good As It Gets

Happy watching and one more morsel of wisdom: true happiness is within you...

News Credits: 1 · by **cybercat** » Mon May 25, 2009 6:25 pm

protoplasm wrote:
Dead Metal wrote:Thanks for all the replies very much appreciated.
I was yes was depressed cos I was once again turned down by a girl. But pfffffff there are loads more chicks out there.

No girl is worth getting depressed over...there are plenty more fish in the pond and the one you will eventually find will be worhty of your attention.

Here's my movie suggestion:

There's Something About Mary
As Good As It Gets

DM: As my Italian granny used to say (translated): Who doesn't want me doesn't deserve me. You're an absolute peach as far as I know (although, I don't actually *know*, you COULD be an axe murderer or serial puppy-molester but if so, you're an awfully sweet one), so, eh, her loss.

Don't give up on the whole gender, though! We're not all evil. Nothing ventured, nothing gained. Or that idiot anecdote that as a New Jerseyite I had pounded into my skull: Edison, when being asked about the 1000 failures to create an electric light bulb, allegedly responds, 'they weren't failures. I discovered 1000 ways not to do it.' (Yeah, I hate people who are this perky, too).

Have you run through the entire Adam Sandler corpus of films yet? My male students particularly appreciate _Happy Gilmore_. A _Caddyshack_ and _Happy Gilmore_ combo seems a standard cure for the masculine blues. Or a run of Coen brothers movies.

(Skip _Mary_--Cameron Diaz has gotten so stringy-looking since then that seeing her back when she was cute will just depress you.)

HK, gamey, not stringy

News Credits: 22 · by **Rodimus Prime** » Mon May 25, 2009 6:52 pm

hellkitty wrote:(Skip _Mary_--Cameron Diaz has gotten so stringy-looking since then that seeing her back when she was cute will just depress you.)

I thought the only movie she looked good in was The Mask. She was too skinny in everything else.

Like Me, Grimlock! on Facebook · by **Me, Grimlock!** » Mon May 25, 2009 9:16 pm

Rodimus Prime wrote:
hellkitty wrote:(Skip _Mary_--Cameron Diaz has gotten so stringy-looking since then that seeing her back when she was cute will just depress you.)

I thought the only movie she looked good in was The Mask. She was too skinny in everything else.

Didn't even notice. Not that I notice her much.

News Credits: 3 · by **Name_Violation** » Mon May 25, 2009 9:25 pm

Me, Grimlock! wrote:
Rodimus Prime wrote:
hellkitty wrote:(Skip _Mary_--Cameron Diaz has gotten so stringy-looking since then that seeing her back when she was cute will just depress you.)

I thought the only movie she looked good in was The Mask. She was too skinny in everything else.

Didn't even notice. Not that I notice her much.

She helped get me threw pueberty

Like Evolution Prime on Facebook · by **Evolution Prime** » Thu May 28, 2009 3:11 pm

Just Negare wrote:If you can get it, Black Sheep, its a NZL zombie-sheep movie and its LOL hiiiii-larious!

That movie is hilarious! Especially when one of the sheep goes flying across the screen.

I am also looking forward to trying to find this movie.

News Credits: 767 · by **Dead Metal** » Fri May 29, 2009 8:53 am

Thanks for all the cheering up once again guys and girls!

Lol that was Cameron Dias in the Mask? :shock:

News Credits: 22 · by **Rodimus Prime** » Fri May 29, 2009 11:41 am

Dead Metal wrote:Thanks for all the cheering up once again guys and girls!

Lol that was Cameron Dias in the Mask?

Yeah, the lounge singer. What a difference, huh?

News Credits: 1 · by **vectorA3** » Sun May 31, 2009 3:50 am

i know i'm late, but if you like slapstick, don't forget The Naked Gun trilogy. Just watched part 2 (2 1/2) a few nights ago. Lots of stuff in the background as jokes too. Good stuff.