The Energon Pub

Loose Motion




One common question was asked to all 4 of them.

INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?

YALE guy: Its light, Nothing can travel faster than light

HARVARD Guy: It's the Thought; b'cos thought is so fast it comes instantly in your mind.

MIT guy: Its Blink, you can blink and its hard to realize you
blinked

UDURAWANA (UNIVERSITY OF PERADENIYA): Its Loose motion.

INTERVIEWER: (Shocked to hear Udurawana's reply, asked) "WHY"?

UDURAWANA : Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got
the
worst stomach cramps,
and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHTS, it was
over!!!!

Okay, that's not half bad.

My granddad used to tell that one, except that instead of loose motion he used the word "skutters" it means diarrhea

Piff.. Not to be rude but is that like, "MEANT" to be Funny?

Shan wrote:Piff.. Not to be rude but is that like, "MEANT" to be Funny?

What part of (pls if it is not funny Do not Post Bad Comments) do you not understand?

I thought it was pretty damn funny to honest.

There was this other joke thread not too long ago...

Original Sin wrote:

Shan wrote:Piff.. Not to be rude but is that like, "MEANT" to be Funny?

What part of (pls if it is not funny Do not Post Bad Comments) do you not understand?

The part where he has no authoritative control over anyone.

It's called Freedom of Speech.

As for the joke, it wasn't all that good. I heard it once before, and it wasn't even funny then.

Spoon wrote:There was this other joke thread not too long ago...

What hapend to it? And most impotent of all what hapend to your Avatar?!

It wasn't that bad, but I've heard better one before.

I like the way my granddad told it-he is a right filthy auld git

I can't comment on whether or not it was funny, I couldn't really understand it. I know it's a crapping joke, but beyond that...eh...no.

Autobot032 wrote:I can't comment on whether or not it was funny, I couldn't really understand it. I know it's a crapping joke, but beyond that...eh...no.

Let me tell it the irish way to make it clearer-

Paddy-Whats da quickest thing in the world?

Jimmy-Dunno, blinkin or somethin i supose

Pady-Naw, quicker than that

Jimmy-Ah then its Electricity-turning on lights and stuff happens real fast

Paddy-Naw theres quicker yet

Jimmy-I got it-thought! I mea that happens before ya can even think of it, ya know

Paddy-Wrong again its the skutters (diarrhea)
Other night I got the skutters and before i could think, blink or turn on the light it was all over the bed.






Well thats the way i heard it anywho

Shadowman wrote:

Original Sin wrote:

Shan wrote:Piff.. Not to be rude but is that like, "MEANT" to be Funny?

What part of (pls if it is not funny Do not Post Bad Comments) do you not understand?

The part where he has no authoritative control over anyone.

It's called Freedom of Speech.

As for the joke, it wasn't all that good. I heard it once before, and it wasn't even funny then.

It is called RESPECT for others..
He asked and some of you ignored it.

I and the rest of the staff are starting to get tired of this crap to be quite honest.

I don't care what they thought about it

I liked it

GrimSqueaker wrote:

Autobot032 wrote:I can't comment on whether or not it was funny, I couldn't really understand it. I know it's a crapping joke, but beyond that...eh...no.

Let me tell it the irish way to make it clearer-

Paddy-Whats da quickest thing in the world?

Jimmy-Dunno, blinkin or somethin i supose

Pady-Naw, quicker than that

Jimmy-Ah then its Electricity-turning on lights and stuff happens real fast

Paddy-Naw theres quicker yet

Jimmy-I got it-thought! I mea that happens before ya can even think of it, ya know

Paddy-Wrong again its the skutters (diarrhea)
Other night I got the skutters and before i could think, blink or turn on the light it was all over the bed.






Well thats the way i heard it anywho

Now that was funny. Thank you. And fortunately, I've not had that happen...yet.

Autobot032 wrote:

GrimSqueaker wrote:

Autobot032 wrote:I can't comment on whether or not it was funny, I couldn't really understand it. I know it's a crapping joke, but beyond that...eh...no.

Let me tell it the irish way to make it clearer-

Paddy-Whats da quickest thing in the world?

Jimmy-Dunno, blinkin or somethin i supose

Pady-Naw, quicker than that

Jimmy-Ah then its Electricity-turning on lights and stuff happens real fast

Paddy-Naw theres quicker yet

Jimmy-I got it-thought! I mea that happens before ya can even think of it, ya know

Paddy-Wrong again its the skutters (diarrhea)
Other night I got the skutters and before i could think, blink or turn on the light it was all over the bed.






Well thats the way i heard it anywho

Now that was funny. Thank you. And fortunately, I've not had that happen...yet.

It'll happen just relax and wait

GrimSqueaker wrote:

Autobot032 wrote:

GrimSqueaker wrote:

Autobot032 wrote:I can't comment on whether or not it was funny, I couldn't really understand it. I know it's a crapping joke, but beyond that...eh...no.

Let me tell it the irish way to make it clearer-

Paddy-Whats da quickest thing in the world?

Jimmy-Dunno, blinkin or somethin i supose

Pady-Naw, quicker than that

Jimmy-Ah then its Electricity-turning on lights and stuff happens real fast

Paddy-Naw theres quicker yet

Jimmy-I got it-thought! I mea that happens before ya can even think of it, ya know

Paddy-Wrong again its the skutters (diarrhea)
Other night I got the skutters and before i could think, blink or turn on the light it was all over the bed.






Well thats the way i heard it anywho

Now that was funny. Thank you. And fortunately, I've not had that happen...yet.

It'll happen just relax and wait

Thanks, I think...lol

Dead Metal wrote:

Spoon wrote:There was this other joke thread not too long ago...

And most impotent of all what hapend to your Avatar?!

Yeah Spoon. I did my best Darth Vader impression when I saw your new one. (No, I don't mean heavy breathing. Think the end of ep 3.)