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Gordon Freeman vs. The Doom Dude--With a Twist!

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Gordon Freeman vs. The Doom Dude--With a Twist!

Postby Shadowman » Sun Nov 18, 2007 12:50 pm

Motto: "May God have mercy on my enemies, because I sure as hell won't."
Okay, rather than having Gordon Freeman and the Doom Dude just fight each other, how about this:

In Doom 3, the Dude finally gets to the Teleporter in Delta Labs. After Betruger sicks the Bruiser Bros. (Twin Hellknights) on him, The Dude easily dispatches them using the BFG he found in a Security Office earlier.

Mean while, in Half-Life, Gordon Freeman has fought through a similar scenario. Reaching the Main Teleporter at Black Mesa, he defends Dr. Eli Vance (I guess, the only character in HL2 who really looks like someone in HL1 is Dr. Kleiner) from a mess of flying alien monsters. After Dr. Vance opens the portal, Dr. Freeman enters.

At that moment, as both teleporters opened in their respective games, the paths were criss-crossed. By complete and accidental error, Gordon ends up in UAC complex, and The Dude ends up at Black Mesa.

Here are the fights:

1. Could Gordon Freeman manage to fight Hell itself in Doom 3?

2. Could the Doom Dude do the same on Xen?

3. After they both complete their wars, the CyberDemon and the Nihilanth pit the two FPS heroes against each other. Who wins that one? However, in this one, The Dude isn't allowed his BFG, Chainsaw, or Plasma Rifle, and Gordon isn't allowed his crowbar, or any of his beam weapons.

4. After one wins, he quickly realizes his error, and heals the other. Then, they both turn on the Nihilanth and the CyberDemon. Can the FPS heroes beat their final bosses?

(And the reason I don't include the Chief in this, is because HL1 and Doom 3 have very similar stories)
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Postby Kid_Kapatilsm » Fri Nov 23, 2007 10:38 pm

Gordon wins basically all of it.

Gravity gun PWNS

and as for the final battle, he'd won before it began due to time paradoxes and such.

BTW have you noticed the similarities between Chuck Norris and Gordon?
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Postby Shadowman » Sat Nov 24, 2007 2:27 pm

Motto: "May God have mercy on my enemies, because I sure as hell won't."
Kid_Kapatilsm wrote:Gordon wins basically all of it.

Gravity gun PWNS

and as for the final battle, he'd won before it began due to time paradoxes and such.

BTW have you noticed the similarities between Chuck Norris and Gordon?


*Ahem* Half-Life 1. This takes place before the Gravity Gun was invented.
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Postby Ouroboros » Sat Nov 24, 2007 5:08 pm

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1) Yes, the HUD suit would give him some good protection, though recharging it would be a swine, plus, he could easily use the marines weapons in hell (plasma gun, oh yeah!), and, he would have infinite endurance, which is always good.

2) No, remember, he's unarmed everytime he moves between dimensions, so finding guns would be hard, also, without a super jump device, he's be kinda stuck there.

3) Tie. The Marine could use his rocket launcher, which is more accessible and easier to use than Gordons, but his machine gun is superior due to the grenade attachment, in fact, his secondary fire functions would help him out lots.

Of course if you're counting the soulcube in this... :twisted:

4) Hell yeah! Assume Gordon takes the Cyberdemon, his superor armour gives him an advantage, also, he would be able to use some of his high tech guns to fight it (rocket launcher, charge laser gun), and again, Stamina bonus!

Doom guy just has to use the BFG and fire over it's head, the blast won't hit it, but the tracking laser certainly will, and he moves fast, so can avoid all that teleporting crap.

That's my two cents on the ordeal though.
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Postby Nuffs » Mon Nov 26, 2007 3:18 pm

Gordon actually has environmental protection and physical attribute powerups due to the HEV suit. The Doom 3 guy gets blinded from all the light, since he's never been in anything but utter darkness before.

Gordon Freeman wins any contest between the two, since the Doom 3 guy != the Doom Dude. Doom Dude would take out Duke Nukem, Ash Williams, the Quake Marine, Sarge, AND Brock Samson, all at the same time.

The Doom Dude is HARDCORE.
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Re: Gordon Freeman vs. The Doom Dude--With a Twist!

Postby snavej » Tue Oct 17, 2023 6:47 am

Motto: "Follow your instincts and your common sense."
So it's a random guy from Dangley Dingle, Mass. vs. a shouty muscle man in leather from New Jersey. They shoot each other with their AR-15s that they always carry, being from the U.S. GF dies but the DD survives as a quadriplegic. He dies of heart and circulation failure eleven years later. No one really wins. Greedy hospitals win.
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