The Energon Pub

by **Ericus Prime** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 9:54 pm

How to install a brain for people over twenty but are mentally seven.

Have your brain been missing since birth and you just found it on a beach in Hawaii. Don’t know how to install your own brain, never fear, this instruction manual will walk you through the steps to insure your brain is safely back in your head.

Note: this will be featured in the upcoming book: “Installing Brains for Dummies!”

Step one: Take a screwdriver and unscrew the screws on your head. Note: Some screws may be loose. If you are not sure if your screws are loose, ask a friend if you have a screw loose.

Step two: Open head. Warning: Beware of cobwebs. Warning: Some Bats may fly out.

Step three: Check Brain for brain damage, which in your case is VERY likely. If you have brain damage, use crazy glue. Note: Using crazy glue on your brain may produce sudden cravings for bacon.

Step four: connect the red and green tubes on your head with the red and green tubes on your brain, messing this up will cause maniacal laughter, seek mental help.

Step five: take the two ends of the main tube ( one on your head and one on your brain) and connect the male and female ends together, if do not understand what the male and female’s ends are, consult your parents, you may get a speech about Birds and Bees.

Step six: place brain firmly in place and close the lid. Re-screw screws. All done.

There you have it. Your brain is back in place, please try not to lose it again.

News Credits: 49 · by **Senor Hugo** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 9:56 pm

Uhhh.....what?

by **Tweezy** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 10:12 pm

Ecksplayn!

Explain!

by **Astrotrain** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 2:07 am

Senor Hugo wrote:Uhhh.....what?

Tweezy wrote:Ecksplayn!
Explain!

You! Out of the gene pool..now!

by **Spoon** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 4:27 am

I don't need a working brain, I have a penis.

by **Ericus Prime** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 8:05 am

I'm guessing no one found it funny.

There are four kinds of jokes I like to make:

1. Jokes about how I lost my brain (strang enough, I don't want a brain.)

2. Jokes about how people make me paranoid.

3. Jokes about how I think the FBI is after me.

4. and finally, jokes where I call my mom Dick Tracy, she hates it.

So there you go, sorry for wasting your precious little time.

Astrotrain wrote:
You! Out of the gene pool..now!

Considering how many stupid people we have on the planet, I'll be glad to get out of the gene pool.

by **DREWCIFER** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 10:21 am

Not you, the blank quote poster.

I found it humerous. Actualy, I was looking from my marbles. They keep rolling around.

:DEVIL:

by **Ericus Prime** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 10:56 am

Yeah, I tried keeping them all in one place, but then, like you, I keep losing them. Eventually I was like, "screw it, go ahead and leave me, I don't need you." Last month, I received a postcard from my brain saying,'Howdy from Hawaii!'"

News Credits: 1 · by **Jeep?** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 11:05 am

Spoon wrote:I don't need a working brain, I have a penis.

Spoon, what in God's name did you do to the boobs?

by **Predaprince** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 1:30 pm

Jesus Prime wrote:
Spoon wrote:I don't need a working brain, I have a penis.

Spoon, what in God's name did you do to the boobs?

Yes, where are the boobs???

:cry:

by **Ericus Prime** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 1:45 pm

Predaprince wrote:
Jesus Prime wrote:
Spoon wrote:I don't need a working brain, I have a penis.

Spoon, what in God's name did you do to the boobs?

Yes, where are the boobs???

Where are the BOOBIES?!?! :sad:

by **Spoon** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 2:55 pm

Ericus Prime wrote:
Predaprince wrote:
Jesus Prime wrote:
Spoon wrote:I don't need a working brain, I have a penis.

Spoon, what in God's name did you do to the boobs?

Yes, where are the boobs???

Where are the BOOBIES?!?!

*Gasp*

I seem to have failed to please the fans, time to correct that

News Credits: 2 · by **Nico** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 4:02 pm

Spoon wrote:I don't need a working brain, I have a penis.

Let me guess..Spoon said that!
*Look at poster name*
Yup, i was right!

Oh! Your sig is not "provocating"enough..i demand my daily "Oh god **** **** must not look at sig...too late"!

by **Predaprince** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 4:05 pm

Spoon wrote:
Ericus Prime wrote:
Predaprince wrote:
Jesus Prime wrote:
Spoon wrote:I don't need a working brain, I have a penis.

Spoon, what in God's name did you do to the boobs?

Yes, where are the boobs???

Where are the BOOBIES?!?!
*Gasp*
I seem to have failed to please the fans, time to correct that

There are boobs there, but that sig isn't as good aka not big enough boobs as the sig that had been there for awhile now.

But, as a great man once said, "That'll do pig; that'll do."

by **Spoon** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 5:23 pm

Predaprince wrote:
Spoon wrote:
Ericus Prime wrote:
Predaprince wrote:
Jesus Prime wrote:
Spoon wrote:I don't need a working brain, I have a penis.

Spoon, what in God's name did you do to the boobs?

Yes, where are the boobs???

Where are the BOOBIES?!?!
*Gasp*
I seem to have failed to please the fans, time to correct that

There are boobs there, but that sig isn't as good aka not big enough boobs as the sig that had been there for awhile now.

But, as a great man once said, "That'll do pig; that'll do."

If I had any more space I'd sig quote you again :-P

Nico wrote:Let me guess..Spoon said that!
*Look at poster name*
Yup, i was right!

Well it shouldn't suprise you any more

News Credits: 1 · by **Jeep?** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 5:27 pm

Oh, come one, Spoon, you can do better than that. I got warned over mine, so it's down to you to carry the torch for all of boobdom.

by **Spoon** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 6:51 pm

Jesus Prime wrote:Oh, come one, Spoon, you can do better than that. I got warned over mine, so it's down to you to carry the torch for all of boobdom.

Really? So that's why you changed your lovely sig...
*mumble* Gimme a moment

by **Predaprince** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 8:19 pm

Spoon wrote:
Predaprince wrote:
Spoon wrote:
Ericus Prime wrote:
Predaprince wrote:
Jesus Prime wrote:
Spoon wrote:I don't need a working brain, I have a penis.

Spoon, what in God's name did you do to the boobs?

Yes, where are the boobs???

Where are the BOOBIES?!?!
*Gasp*
I seem to have failed to please the fans, time to correct that

There are boobs there, but that sig isn't as good aka not big enough boobs as the sig that had been there for awhile now.

But, as a great man once said, "That'll do pig; that'll do."
If I had any more space I'd sig quote you again

Just always leave the sig quote of me that you already have and keep it in mind everyday (as to never leave Seibertron) and I'll be content.

Ahhhh... the power of Spoon.