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Sup doods,

i need some advice on what could be a life changing decision for me
iv'e been livin with this chick for a while. i think shes cheatin on me. not like using the wtf hax n shiz, but like shes bangin some other dood. sometimes the phone will ring and i pick it up and they hang up wtf. shes always goin out and says shes goin with the girls and i ask what girls and shes like oh you don't know them they're from work and i'm like wtf you dont even have a job. like sometimes she comes home in a taxi but it drops her off way down the street and she walks a few blocks home and she says its for excercise. the other day i picked up her cell phone to see what time it was cuz i dont have a watch and she started goin total pms on me and said to never touch her phone again n shiz..

well i don't wanna just come out and call her a fuggen crazy cheatin bitch or nothin cuz i could be wrong, but last night she was goin out again and i like crept outside and was hidin behind my car to see who was pickin her up cuz the drive way is on a hill and i can see pretty much the whole street. while i was crouched down behind my car i noticed there was some paint peelin off my bumper.

so should i take it to a body shop or could i go to a local auto store and get some stuff to do it myself?

That's funny! You tink like me!

Yeah, you should defiantly, get that checked out. I mean, paint peeling makes you look bad. Get some sand paper and get the edges even. Then decide how bad it looks and see if you want to drop some money on it.

You may not want to drop that much money on it, since you are about to be living on your own. Sounds like you got a cheaten GF.

In all honesty, Communication is the best policy. Just tell her, things aren't working out. See how bad she wants to keep you, that'll be a deciding factor.

Keep the girlfriend, get rid of the car.

That was great stuff. As for the bumper you could probably take care of it yourself and it would be cheaper. Yet if you are worried about messing it up or that it may not look as good then take it to an auto body shop. As for the gf well I've been there and done that so have fun.

Yeah, the whole bumper thing, you can do that yourself, if it's small enough it, it'll be cheaper to do it yourself.

As for the girlfriend. Star 69 the number that calls and hangs up. If you really want to know whats going on. Wait for her late at night, sit in complete darkness in a chair facing the door.

When she walks in, scare the crap out of her. She'll be off guard then you can say. "So, is there anything you want to tell me? And before you say anything, I want you to know, that I know. So, be truthful."

Granted, you'll be lying off your ass about that, but it's ok. Be vague, but be stern, avoid any questions, and continue to drill her, put her on the spot. If she says out with friends from work, tell her to bring them over, you'd like to meet her friends. You get the picture.

I'll kick his ass for you, then I'll paint your bumper.

Godmodule says

I'll kick his ass for you...

I never understood that mentality. It's not the other dude/chicks fault. They are just trying to get their's and may not even know that Subsonika's GF is a whore.

I have always had open relationships with chicks. I would tell them that I am with you because I want to be with you. If I didn't want to be with you, then I wouldn't and that would be the end of us. Some girls take this hard, but I tell them, this is the way it is, if you want to be with me. Some GF were down and we had some swingin' relationships, some didn't and that was the end of it.

I have never had a reason to get jealous, if a chick didn't want to be with me, then she and I would go our different ways.

I am now married and I love my wife. I decided that I wanted to be with her and only her. Marriage was the natural course. Now, if you ask her, she may say it was long overdue, but I had to come to realize what I did on my own terms, anything else would have made the whole thing fall apart in no time.

ok ok dudes. truth is it's just a joke. heehee