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News Credits: 241 · by **Jelze Bunnycat** » Thu Jan 09, 2014 3:31 pm

ScoutBumblebee wrote:
JelZe GoldRabbit wrote:
Wait, we have another girl in our ranks? Quickly, hide all of our Starscream fanfics!

Ack, no Starscream for me. Too whiny, too annoying. I'm more of a Soundwave girl, as Decepticons go.

As long as you're no fan of Movie Soundwave...

News Credits: 86 · by **ScoutBumblebee** » Thu Jan 09, 2014 3:36 pm

JelZe GoldRabbit wrote:
As long as you're no fan of Movie Soundwave...

Nope. G1 Soundwave. He's my favorite Decepticon.

News Credits: 1 · by **njb902** » Thu Jan 09, 2014 3:36 pm

JelZe GoldRabbit wrote:
ScoutBumblebee wrote:
JelZe GoldRabbit wrote:
Wait, we have another girl in our ranks? Quickly, hide all of our Starscream fanfics!

Ack, no Starscream for me. Too whiny, too annoying. I'm more of a Soundwave girl, as Decepticons go.

As long as you're no fan of Movie Soundwave...

Starscream fan fiction?

News Credits: 86 · by **ScoutBumblebee** » Thu Jan 09, 2014 3:39 pm

I'm just not a big fan fiction fan. Nothing against those who dig it but it's not for me.

News Credits: 241 · by **Jelze Bunnycat** » Thu Jan 09, 2014 3:48 pm

njb902 wrote:
JelZe GoldRabbit wrote:
ScoutBumblebee wrote:
JelZe GoldRabbit wrote:
Wait, we have another girl in our ranks? Quickly, hide all of our Starscream fanfics!

Ack, no Starscream for me. Too whiny, too annoying. I'm more of a Soundwave girl, as Decepticons go.

As long as you're no fan of Movie Soundwave...

Starscream fan fiction?

O come on, Starscream is big with the girls

I'm more into Thundercracker myself.

News Credits: 86 · by **ScoutBumblebee** » Thu Jan 09, 2014 3:51 pm

JelZe GoldRabbit wrote:
njb902 wrote:
JelZe GoldRabbit wrote:
ScoutBumblebee wrote:
JelZe GoldRabbit wrote:
Wait, we have another girl in our ranks? Quickly, hide all of our Starscream fanfics!

Ack, no Starscream for me. Too whiny, too annoying. I'm more of a Soundwave girl, as Decepticons go.

As long as you're no fan of Movie Soundwave...

Starscream fan fiction?

O come on, Starscream is big with the girls I'm more into Thundercracker myself.

I don't get the Starscream appeal, honestly. As widespread as the ladies love him, I just don't get it. To each their own, but not for me, anyway. But I do love me some Soundwave.

Ha!

News Credits: 1 · by **njb902** » Thu Jan 09, 2014 3:53 pm

JelZe GoldRabbit wrote:
njb902 wrote:
JelZe GoldRabbit wrote:
ScoutBumblebee wrote:
JelZe GoldRabbit wrote:
Wait, we have another girl in our ranks? Quickly, hide all of our Starscream fanfics!

Ack, no Starscream for me. Too whiny, too annoying. I'm more of a Soundwave girl, as Decepticons go.

As long as you're no fan of Movie Soundwave...

Starscream fan fiction?

O come on, Starscream is big with the girls I'm more into Thundercracker myself.

Really? That's almost as disturbing as dinosaur erotic novels.

Is saying you like Thundercracker not Starscream another way to try and say you're not a girl?

News Credits: 86 · by **ScoutBumblebee** » Thu Jan 09, 2014 4:01 pm

njb902 wrote:dinosaur erotic novels.

*shudder* I would ask if this is really a thing, but I know this is the internet and I don't want further knowledge nor morbid curiosity to go Google... So, yeah. Everything is a thing on the Internet.

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Thu Jan 09, 2014 4:09 pm

ScoutBumblebee wrote:
njb902 wrote:dinosaur erotic novels.

*shudder* I would ask if this is really a thing, but I know this is the internet and I don't want further knowledge nor morbid curiosity to go Google... So, yeah. Everything is a thing on the Internet.

Easily fixed!

News Credits: 86 · by **ScoutBumblebee** » Thu Jan 09, 2014 4:11 pm

Burn wrote:

Easily fixed!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

News Credits: 1 · by **njb902** » Thu Jan 09, 2014 4:14 pm

ScoutBumblebee wrote:
njb902 wrote:dinosaur erotic novels.

*shudder* I would ask if this is really a thing, but I know this is the internet and I don't want further knowledge nor morbid curiosity to go Google... So, yeah. Everything is a thing on the Internet.

ABC news did a story on it. Apparently they are huge ebook and online book store sellers. Amazon is starting to crack down on them because of it being beastality.

I really haven't laughed at a story on the news like I did for this.

News Credits: 86 · by **ScoutBumblebee** » Thu Jan 09, 2014 4:17 pm

njb902 wrote:
ScoutBumblebee wrote:
njb902 wrote:dinosaur erotic novels.

*shudder* I would ask if this is really a thing, but I know this is the internet and I don't want further knowledge nor morbid curiosity to go Google... So, yeah. Everything is a thing on the Internet.

ABC news did a story on it. Apparently they are huge ebook and online book store sellers. Amazon is starting to crack down on them because of it being beastality.

I really haven't laughed at a story on the news like I did for this.

OK, that's pretty funny. The news story part, that is. I can't believe there are enough people in the market for Dino porn that there would be a news story. Eek.

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Thu Jan 09, 2014 4:21 pm

When it comes to fiction there's pretty much a market for anything.

Va'al and I are using these forums to write our bromance novel. Look for it sometime in 2015.

News Credits: 1 · by **njb902** » Thu Jan 09, 2014 4:22 pm

ScoutBumblebee wrote:
njb902 wrote:
ScoutBumblebee wrote:
njb902 wrote:dinosaur erotic novels.

*shudder* I would ask if this is really a thing, but I know this is the internet and I don't want further knowledge nor morbid curiosity to go Google... So, yeah. Everything is a thing on the Internet.

ABC news did a story on it. Apparently they are huge ebook and online book store sellers. Amazon is starting to crack down on them because of it being beastality.

I really haven't laughed at a story on the news like I did for this.

OK, that's pretty funny. The news story part, that is. I can't believe there are enough people in the market for Dino porn that there would be a news story. Eek.

Some of the authors have sales in the millions. It's a big big big business.

I wonder if one is named Jurassic Sex Park. TO GOOGLE.

News Credits: 6188 · by **Va'al** » Thu Jan 09, 2014 4:22 pm

Burn wrote:When it comes to fiction there's pretty much a market for anything.

Va'al and I are using these forums to write our bromance novel. Look for it sometime in 2015.

Silly Burn, it's not a bromance. It's a full-heated steamy robosexual epic journey of a brokeback Brit to the land of Oz.

Also, I wonder if Giant Transforming Space Robot Erotica is a thing.. :-?

News Credits: 86 · by **ScoutBumblebee** » Thu Jan 09, 2014 4:24 pm

Burn wrote:When it comes to fiction there's pretty much a market for anything.

Va'al and I are using these forums to write our bromance novel. Look for it sometime in 2015.

News Credits: 1 · by **njb902** » Thu Jan 09, 2014 4:25 pm

Oh god lol. I Googled Jurassic Sex Park, and while "sadly" it isn't a book, apparently some of the sounds the dinos make are tortoises having sex.

News Credits: 86 · by **ScoutBumblebee** » Thu Jan 09, 2014 4:27 pm

There has to be Jurassic Sex Park. No way did someone write that amount of creeper Dino books and not think of that. Will not Google. Will not Google.

No way! People write porny fan fiction about giant transforming space robots?! Seriously!? I never would have guessed... :saint:

News Credits: 6188 · by **Va'al** » Thu Jan 09, 2014 4:28 pm

njb902 wrote:Oh god lol. I Googled Jurassic Sex Park, and while "sadly" it isn't a book, apparently some of the sounds the dinos make are tortoises having sex.

Do not search Grimlock slash fiction. :HALUC:

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Thu Jan 09, 2014 4:29 pm

Va'al wrote:Silly Burn, it's not a bromance. It's a full-heated steamy robosexual epic journey of a brokeback Brit to the land of Oz.

Whatever floats your boat.

Just don't try floating to Australia. Our Government is very anti-boat.

News Credits: 1 · by **njb902** » Thu Jan 09, 2014 4:47 pm

So. This thread has covered some "interesting" ground. Bromance, dinomance, robomance, spleenmance(my phone wants to correct that to spleen ancestors) where will/can it go from here.

News Credits: 6188 · by **Va'al** » Thu Jan 09, 2014 4:49 pm

njb902 wrote:So. This thread has covered some "interesting" ground. Bromance, dinomance, robomance, spleenmance(my phone wants to correct that to spleen ancestors) where will/can it go from here.

Back on topic?

News Credits: 86 · by **ScoutBumblebee** » Thu Jan 09, 2014 4:51 pm

Va'al wrote:
njb902 wrote:So. This thread has covered some "interesting" ground. Bromance, dinomance, robomance, spleenmance(my phone wants to correct that to spleen ancestors) where will/can it go from here.

Back on topic?

Yeah, I was a little surprised with the direction my, "Hey I'm new" thread took! :lol:

News Credits: 1 · by **njb902** » Thu Jan 09, 2014 4:52 pm

Va'al wrote:
njb902 wrote:So. This thread has covered some "interesting" ground. Bromance, dinomance, robomance, spleenmance(my phone wants to correct that to spleen ancestors) where will/can it go from here.

Back on topic?

Topic? I thought the topic was to scar the newbie.

News Credits: 86 · by **ScoutBumblebee** » Thu Jan 09, 2014 4:55 pm

njb902 wrote:
Va'al wrote:
njb902 wrote:So. This thread has covered some "interesting" ground. Bromance, dinomance, robomance, spleenmance(my phone wants to correct that to spleen ancestors) where will/can it go from here.

Back on topic?

Topic? I thought the topic was to scar the newbie.

When I said, "Long term lurker," I meant it... I've been reading here for some time, so I'll be a little harder to scar than dinoporn.