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- Weapon: Air Rifle
May-Twixx is probably better.

Electron wrote:sledge your comments are like a fat chick raping a hot dog, its unpleasent to watch but in the end its gonna happen
Mr O wrote:I'm part Irish, part Scottish, very Welsh, mostly drunk, somewhat Transformers nerd and all bastard.
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City Commander - Guardian Of Seibertron
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I'm back from lunch. I can't believe I wasted an hour thinking of this, but...
Hey, ladies! Love Starscream? want to show him how much?
Victoria's Seeker-it catalogue.
Hey, ladies! Love Starscream? want to show him how much?
Victoria's Seeker-it catalogue.
"A polar bear is dropkicked by a robot that turns into a police car."
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I'll use my Meistero bank card to buy them all!

Electron wrote:sledge your comments are like a fat chick raping a hot dog, its unpleasent to watch but in the end its gonna happen
Mr O wrote:I'm part Irish, part Scottish, very Welsh, mostly drunk, somewhat Transformers nerd and all bastard.
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City Commander - Guardian Of Seibertron
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Jazz-Os breakfast cereal!
Myrrage spray paint!
lol Shockwaves hair gel (already exists!)
I'll try to think of more...
Myrrage spray paint!
lol Shockwaves hair gel (already exists!)
I'll try to think of more...

Electron wrote:sledge your comments are like a fat chick raping a hot dog, its unpleasent to watch but in the end its gonna happen
Mr O wrote:I'm part Irish, part Scottish, very Welsh, mostly drunk, somewhat Transformers nerd and all bastard.
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City Commander - Guardian Of Seibertron
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- Wheeljack35
- City Commander
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Warning: some of this are real groaners.
Sunny-D What Sunstreaker drinks.
First-Aid Diet Aid!
Gear's Red Wine!
Pepsi Prime! Not original but still amusing.
X-Brawn Vitamins!
Arcee Cola! A play on RC soda.
Seeker-it catalogue. Awesome, Brakethrough!
Sunny-D What Sunstreaker drinks.

First-Aid Diet Aid!
Gear's Red Wine!
Pepsi Prime! Not original but still amusing.
X-Brawn Vitamins!
Arcee Cola! A play on RC soda.

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- Alt Mode: Cheetah. With air jets. XD
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- Motto: "This won't hurt me a bit."
- Weapon: Laser Scalpel
Ummm..did I sign into the all-pun thread? 
I can just see Mountain Dew: Frenzy coming...
Ratchet-level Car Service from LubePro..
Optical Prime rifle scopes...
My fave is still the Hoptimus Prime beer reported a couple months back...mainly because it's alcoholic

I can just see Mountain Dew: Frenzy coming...
Ratchet-level Car Service from LubePro..
Optical Prime rifle scopes...
My fave is still the Hoptimus Prime beer reported a couple months back...mainly because it's alcoholic

It finally happened. The Chicago Cubs won the World Series. Yes, I cried.
-Kanrabat- wrote:TF-fan kev777 wrote:First-Aid wrote:Okay, did anyone else notice that we all get a wonderful shot of Starscreams crotch anytime he sits in that throne? That's unnerving. Couldn't they have put n extra flap in there? It's....weird.
Its kind of like Basic Instinct, but not in a good way...
Goddammit, now I can't unsee it.
- First-Aid
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Why doesn't anyone wise up and make us some candy Energon goodies? C'mon, make a spiffy-cool metal case to dispense them while using the universal greeting.
Oh yeah, and make them expensive. Because feeding alla them hungry Sharkticons gets expensive, y'know?
Oh yeah, and make them expensive. Because feeding alla them hungry Sharkticons gets expensive, y'know?
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And have
'Bar Weep Grana Weep Ninni Bong'
inscribed on the top.
'Bar Weep Grana Weep Ninni Bong'
inscribed on the top.

Electron wrote:sledge your comments are like a fat chick raping a hot dog, its unpleasent to watch but in the end its gonna happen
Mr O wrote:I'm part Irish, part Scottish, very Welsh, mostly drunk, somewhat Transformers nerd and all bastard.
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just wanted to let you all know this is actually a flavor for the new starburst baja thingers.. saw some no less than an hour ago at walmart with a friend.. we were like "Optimus WHAT?" heh.
it's the "Retro mystery flavor" if i remember properly. i'll have to pick some up later.
it's the "Retro mystery flavor" if i remember properly. i'll have to pick some up later.
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when's nougatron come out?

Mykltron wrote:Surely it's not THAT hard to train monkeys... Is it? Maybe the monkeys were trained by monkeys who hadn't been trained properly.
G1Blaster wrote:Saying an album is ten times better than St. Anger is like saying you'd rather be hit in the head with a bat instead of kicked in the nuts.
- decepticonjon
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Some more Horri-Bull
puns...
Primal Surge!
ScorpoWok Chinese Specialty!
Red Bullet!

Primal Surge!
ScorpoWok Chinese Specialty!
Red Bullet!
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- Alt Mode: Cheetah. With air jets. XD
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so cheesy it makes me wanna starscream

Mykltron wrote:Surely it's not THAT hard to train monkeys... Is it? Maybe the monkeys were trained by monkeys who hadn't been trained properly.
G1Blaster wrote:Saying an album is ten times better than St. Anger is like saying you'd rather be hit in the head with a bat instead of kicked in the nuts.
- decepticonjon
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Gin-rye bread.
Orange BoneCrusher?
I had to, sorry.
Orange BoneCrusher?
I had to, sorry.
- Zeedust
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It's unfortunate but I guess it was bound to happen with a movie release.

- Stormrider
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I've been enjoying some of the candy items. I have a Prime and Megatron head on the bag for my laptop, so maybe this will be fun.
However, if it's a limited run soda, I can't see me caring to much.
However, if it's a limited run soda, I can't see me caring to much.
- Liege Evilmus
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Gin-rye bread.
I like that.
Here is another one (my last one I promise).
Get shot on the battlefield often? Two Lamborghinis booby-trap the office for the 5,342nd time? Dinobots messed up the plan of action yet again? We understand that you are feeling really down, so we created something to help keep those awful blues away. Presenting... Prowl-zac!

Here is another one (my last one I promise).
Get shot on the battlefield often? Two Lamborghinis booby-trap the office for the 5,342nd time? Dinobots messed up the plan of action yet again? We understand that you are feeling really down, so we created something to help keep those awful blues away. Presenting... Prowl-zac!
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