The Energon Pub

Scrud. Have you ever had your knee give out on you when you're trying to stand up? Cuz it hurts.

Buuut it won't stop me from my posting. Onwards!

Minutes before target practice~

*indistinct conversations*


Uh... excuse me?
*silence*


Bayformer! Stand guard!
###
Ugh, this glitch again.
Domey...! What's happening?
Stand back, I'll take care of this heaping pile of scrap.


Whoawhoawhoa! I'm just here to talk.
Yeah, I believe that like I believe the pencil sharpener works on swords.
If you're just gonna talk, then what's with the Frisbee of Death in your hand?


Oh, that. I dunno... habit, I guess. And, uh, it's a ninja star. I lost my other not too long ago...


Wait a minute... this is yours?
Hey, ya found it!


Well then here, take it. I'm not using a weapon from a Bayformer.


Bee!
What?
Why did you throw that to him?
I just said, I'm not using a weapo-
You just gave the Bayformers another thing to kill us with!
It was his in the first place!
You could've thrown it at him instead of to him!
You try to do one good thing-
*clatter*


There.


Now can we talk?
...Drift?


... *sigh* Stand down.


...Chromedome, put the gun down.
But he-


... ...
Come on, Domey. Drop the gun.


See? That wasn't so hard, was it?
...
*huffs*

So, quick announcement: in exactly a month (August 9th) I will be boarding a plane to visit my hometown in the east USA. I will be there until the 20th. I'm pretty sure I'll still have internet so I can post. I can take only two TFs, no legion class or smaller, any ideas who I should take?

Soundwave and...uhhh...

And another thing I forgot to clarify: I'm able to take Big Optimus or Chromedome as long as I do not take their Titan Masters of (which means no transforming them).

Tiny 'Bee?

Sigma Magnus wrote:Tiny 'Bee?

I'm assuming you mean TR Bee cuz the other two small ones are Legions.

Now, what is it that you want?


It's about the boss. He's missing. I've searched the whole dresser, even the drawers, but-
Wait. "Boss"?


Well, yeah. Y'know, yellow, about this high, grumpy, hates all fun?
The legion Bumblebay, you mean. I think you're exaggerating on his height.


Probably trying to attack us from somewhere...
Domey...
No way. He insists we never ever leave the top of the dresser for anything. Hound runs all our errands.


I hadn't seen any of your tinies around besides that Minicon over there, thought you might've known what happened t' 'em all.
...You've been spying on us?
It's what boss wants me t' do every morning.


Well, sorry to disappoint, but we don't know where the "tinies" have gone, either.


Try t' find me if you figure out anything else.


Hey, wait!
Rewind, don't!


You forgot your ninja stars.


Heh. Thanks, boy. Tell ya what, if you ever come up t' the dresser, I'll get boss t' let me spare ya, 'kay?
Okay!


Bye!


...I can't believe you just did that.
I can't believe you just didn't. Now, excuse me, but...


...I have cupcakes on the table that are calling my name!
Hm...


So they don't know where Prime is, either... oh, well...


..a little hide and seek is always fun.

Uh oh, looks like BG is killing everyone smallest to largest

...What is it?


I don't know... looks like it could be from Click-Clack's show, though.


If I could just get a closer look...


Hey, guys!


ACK it talks!
What are you-


Get off of me!


Whoa-whoa-whoa...


*sigh*


Never touch me again.

And now, Soundwave pretending to be a cat.



...I have never met a cat that will chase a laser around the room, strangely enough. Plenty of dogs, yeah, but... no cats.

Hey, Prime, help me with something?
Well... I don't have to feed Click-Clack for another half hour, so... sure.


...Are you sure this is a good idea? Little Prime was the last one to use it, and he had to have an arm and a leg reattached.
It'll be fine. Besides, I'm a freaking missle. I was practically made to crash into things.


Alright, then let me pull it back, and...


...Ready whenever you are.
Shoot me.




Whoo! Thanks, Prime!


Almost...


Got it!


Ow!
Oops, sorry Blades.


Bzzz, weeoo dee. (Boulder, get that light on.)
Just a minute, this isn't the best quality flashlight.


Got it.
Ah, so much better.
What'd you see, dude?
Mm, not much. She has the Movie Bee, the tiny one, so that's new. But I don't think she's looking for someone else yet.


We should send a scout to retrieve resources and weapons, so we can be prepared if attacked. I volunteer myself to go.


You? No offense, Chase, but I don't think bricks can carry things that well.
But the only non-brick in the base right now is you.


Then it looks like I'm the one going.


Prime, you've already been caught once by BG.
And I escaped. Did it once, can do it again.
*sigh* Alright.


Good luck, Optimus.
Ha, don't worry...


...I won't need it.

Smug little truck, ain't he?

My cousin (the TF-hater) came into town for a surprise visit! We were watching videos of cars being destroyed on video games.

Bask in the glory of a dead Fireball Prowl. You're welcome.

Bee's Girlfriend wrote:My cousin (the TF-hater)

Bee's Girlfriend wrote:(the TF-hater)

Bee's Girlfriend wrote:(the TF-hater)

Hey, hey, don't blame him! He only hates it because both of his best friends (me and our local geewunner) talk about it all the time.

Okay, fair enough...also, I was expecting Divebomb to blow up their little hideout.

Sigma Magnus wrote:Okay, fair enough...also, I was expecting Divebomb to blow up their little hideout.

...Little guy's not so keen on suicidal explosions.

Bad joke, ignore

Sigma Magnus wrote:

Bee's Girlfriend wrote:

Sigma Magnus wrote:Okay, fair enough...also, I was expecting Divebomb to blow up their little hideout.

...Little guy's not so keen on suicidal explosions.

Who knows, he could be like Admiral Bobbery in Paper Mario. He blows himself up as his main attack in battle and main tool in the field, and somehow he just falls out of the sky like nothing happened.

...The first sentence makes no sense.

...nevermind. I'm not very good at word choice sometimes, killed the joke.

Sigma Magnus wrote:...nevermind. I'm not very good at word choice sometimes, killed the joke.

I'm sure it's not that, I just don't know a dang thing about Mario.

Bee's Girlfriend wrote:

Sigma Magnus wrote:...nevermind. I'm not very good at word choice sometimes, killed the joke.

I'm sure it's not that, I just don't know a dang thing about Mario.

Wait, what? Really?

Sigma Magnus wrote:

Bee's Girlfriend wrote:

Sigma Magnus wrote:...nevermind. I'm not very good at word choice sometimes, killed the joke.

I'm sure it's not that, I just don't know a dang thing about Mario.

Wait, what? Really?

Okay, I lied. I know there are two (or was it three?) mustached dudes who are good guys and one is named Mario. That's it, honestly. Oh, and yoshi. Once had a friend who was obsessed with yoshis.

Bee's Girlfriend wrote:

Sigma Magnus wrote:

Bee's Girlfriend wrote:

Sigma Magnus wrote:...nevermind. I'm not very good at word choice sometimes, killed the joke.

I'm sure it's not that, I just don't know a dang thing about Mario.

Wait, what? Really?

Okay, I lied. I know there are two (or was it three?) mustached dudes who are good guys and one is named Mario. That's it, honestly. Oh, and yoshi. Once had a friend who was obsessed with yoshis.

...whatever you do, do not tell my Highbrow about this. He's a gamer (an egotistical one, at that), and trust me, he will make you learn.

Finally, away from Drift and all his lectures.


*my friend walks in*
What the- oh, come on!!!

After a very strange interrogation...

Sorry, I'm dead. Please call back on a day I am not dead.


I can't use Laserbeak because the wire to my keyboard ripped.


...Soundwave isn't taking it well.
!!!


Soundwave, that's enough. I just need to wait until my new keyboard gets here. Neither you nor Laserbeak are dying.
...

I got my brother's toy keyboard out so Soundwave and I could play a duet.

(In reality I used all my effort making sure NONE of those keys were pressed, that thing sounds absolutely TERRIBLE.)

*door creaks*


*zip*


Okay Prime, you can get past BG. You are a sneaky ninja, and sneaky ninjas don't get caught.


Oh Primus she's right up there
*humming while drawing*


Gogogogogogo...
Prime?


Ngh, but I said I'd stop... and I wanna finish my drawings...


Whoops.


WhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoaWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOA!


*crash*


Ugh... I am not a sneaky ninja...


Oh, hey Prime! Thanks for finding my pencil.
Oh, nonononono!


*screaming* A-a-ac-ack- ...
*silence*