The Energon Pub

News Credits: 21 · by **dragons** » Thu Oct 30, 2008 4:14 pm

hahah blunghole!!!!!!!!!hahaah freaking funny man if its true that bbts is not making this crap up that would be great and i can read the matrix thing again when i buy it.

Wheelie’s True Gender which is a boy duh ( im not even going post that kind of joke of that descritpion

tiki god hula dancers who writes this stuff

by **Rocketeer** » Sun Nov 16, 2008 7:21 pm

I would say "You can't make this stuff up," but apparently someone did. :mrgreen:

News Credits: 1 · by **TankedThomas** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 10:42 pm

There's an argument about the matrix. Yay. Actually, it's months old but I have to chime in. The Matrix was G1 Prime's spark but only in Beast Wars. For some reason, the energy in the Matrix was meant to be his spark even though it wasn't in any other continuity, most notably G1. After becoming Optimal Optimus, the Matrix was given back to Prime, though.

These are pretty funny but it's so hot here at the moment, I just can't laugh very easily...

by **KingScallop** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 3:16 pm

After a tumultuous brawl and an unexpected tear in the fabric of reality, Thrust and Anti-Blaze find themselves transported to Hawaii---elbow deep in Hula girls and suntan lotion. Now they realize they have to put aside their personal grievances and work together to solve the mystery of the Cursed Tiki God!

Is the curse real, or is it merely a grandiose hoax concocted by the local kingpin known only as “Red Komodo” to obfuscate attempts to recover the fabled sunken treasure of Captain Spider? Thrust and Anti-Blaze form a tentative partnership as they are forced to pool their individual resources to defend both against Red Komodo’s thugs and the will of the Cursed Tiki God.

Thrust finds a tarantula in his bed, and Anti-Blaze finds himself beguiled by beautiful Hula dancer Hi’iaka. But is the tarantula serving the will of the Cursed Tiki God, and is sultry Hi’iaka not in fact a secret agent sent by Red Komodo? Can Thrust and Anti-Blaze work together long enough to solve these mysteries?

Science and Plot Coherency vs BBTS

The fight of the century.