The Energon Pub

by **Rampage** » Fri Aug 01, 2014 7:55 am

OptimalOptimus2 wrote:I've heard about this site since 2006. Around the end of 2006 and the beginning of 2007, my activity on the site was very spotty (I was a guest). What drew me in this site was the Toy Galleries. I go to the Toy Galleries almost every day, looking at things new and old. In 2008, I had the guts to make an account after a number of aggravating attempts to make an account while the site was freezing my computer. Shortly, I thought that being an official Seibertronian wasn't anything special, so I have always been a guest. A couple years later, I tried to sign in because I remembered my username and password, but I couldn't. Now I can't remember my old account. A few more years later, when news about Transformers 4 came pouring out in 2013, I made an account. I still remember that day when I discovered the forums for the first time. (Please don't make fun of me!) So I started discussing some topics about the movie and toys. 1 1/3 years later, I am here your average Seibertronian and hardcore TF fan. (Not that kind of hardcore. Please don't make fun of me!)

We're all pretty hardcore. We go to a messageboard to talk about our obsession. No need to feel ashamed.

News Credits: 402 · by **Mkall** » Fri Aug 01, 2014 1:08 pm

I remember a chap by the name of Emerpror Primacron the 1st. His conspiracy theories were hilarious.

There was another conspiracy nut too... I've forgotten his name.

by **Rampage** » Fri Aug 01, 2014 3:52 pm

Is the guy who believed the moon landing was fake still posting here? He was from Australia. His posts always had me laughing.

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Fri Aug 01, 2014 4:00 pm

We don't allow Australians on this site. >:oP

News Credits: 22 · by **Rodimus Prime** » Fri Aug 01, 2014 5:36 pm

Burn wrote:We don't allow Australians on this site.

Yet they're still running around. Unchecked. Uncontrolled. Wreaking havoc. I wish I was that cool. >:oP

News Credits: 6188 · by **Va'al** » Fri Aug 01, 2014 5:58 pm

Rodimus Prime wrote:
Burn wrote:We don't allow Australians on this site.

Yet they're still running around. Unchecked. Uncontrolled. Wreaking havoc. I wish I was that cool.

You won't believe the things they can do. Admin powers beyond measure.

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Fri Aug 01, 2014 6:28 pm

Va'al wrote:You won't believe the things they can do. Admin powers beyond measure.

I am Darryl, Prince of Seibertron, Defender of the secrets of the Energon Pub.

This is Alex, my fearless friend.

Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic sword and said "By the power of Seibertron, I have the power!"

Alex became the mighty Va'al and I became He-Burn, the most powerful man in the universe.

Only three others share this secret: our friends the ScoutBumblebee, El Duque and Mkall. Together we defend the Energon Pub from the evil forces of Rodimus Prime.

...

News Credits: 402 · by **Mkall** » Fri Aug 01, 2014 11:17 pm

Burn wrote:We don't allow Australians on this site.

Good. We have enough trouble with the one that snuck in.

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Sat Aug 02, 2014 12:12 am

Burn wrote:
Va'al wrote:You won't believe the things they can do. Admin powers beyond measure.

I am Darryl, Prince of Seibertron, Defender of the secrets of the Energon Pub.

This is Alex, my fearless friend.

Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic sword and said "By the power of Seibertron, I have the power!"

Alex became the mighty Va'al and I became He-Burn, the most powerful man in the universe.

Only three others share this secret: our friends the ScoutBumblebee, El Duque and Mkall. Together we defend the Energon Pub from the evil forces of Rodimus Prime.

...

Three others...and also anyone who read this post. Great going there, Burn, you are the worst superhero ever. You make Howard the Duck look like Captain America.

News Credits: 6188 · by **Va'al** » Sat Aug 02, 2014 4:58 am

Hey, not everyone chooses anonymity to perpetrate (bitter)sweet nothings.

News Credits: 22 · by **Rodimus Prime** » Sat Aug 02, 2014 11:31 am

Burn wrote:
Va'al wrote:You won't believe the things they can do. Admin powers beyond measure.

I am Darryl, Prince of Seibertron, Defender of the secrets of the Energon Pub.

This is Alex, my fearless friend.

Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic sword and said "By the power of Seibertron, I have the power!"

Alex became the mighty Va'al and I became He-Burn, the most powerful man in the universe.

Only three others share this secret: our friends the ScoutBumblebee, El Duque and Mkall. Together we defend the Energon Pub from the evil forces of Rodimus Prime.

What in the hell did I just read...?

And "He-Burn?" Sounds like a bad STD only contracted by guys.

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Sat Aug 02, 2014 2:21 pm

He-Burn is nothing.

It's She-Va'al that's the killer.

News Credits: 6188 · by **Va'al** » Sat Aug 02, 2014 5:40 pm

It's the looks. The 90s looks.

by **God Thundercracker** » Sat Aug 02, 2014 6:36 pm

Does anyone know whatever happened to Redstreak? He was an interesting fellow.

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Sun Aug 03, 2014 12:28 am

Went to play with the others.

News Credits: 767 · by **Dead Metal** » Sun Aug 03, 2014 9:55 am

Burn wrote:Went to play with the others.

By play he means sleeping, and with others he means fishes.

Dude's totally into fish sticks now.

Burn wrote:He-Burn is nothing.

It's She-Va'al that's the killer.

News Credits: 13 · by **OptimalOptimus2** » Sun Aug 03, 2014 10:13 am

Rampage wrote:We're all pretty hardcore. We go to a messageboard to talk about our obsession. No need to feel ashamed.

When I meant a "hardcore" Transformers fan, I meant a Transformers fan who is so obsessed with Transformers that if something so small hits a bad nerve, he/she will end up in a mental hospital for going insane.

Burn wrote:
I am Darryl, Prince of Seibertron, Defender of the secrets of the Energon Pub.

This is Alex, my fearless friend.

Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic sword and said "By the power of Seibertron, I have the power!"

Alex became the mighty Va'al and I became He-Burn, the most powerful man in the universe.

Only three others share this secret: our friends the ScoutBumblebee, El Duque and Mkall. Together we defend the Energon Pub from the evil forces of Rodimus Prime.

...

Burn, some of the things you say makes me want to cook myself by putting my face in a skillet on a hot stove.

News Credits: 241 · by **Jelze Bunnycat** » Sun Aug 03, 2014 10:37 am

Dead Metal wrote:

That is wrong on so many levels... :shock:

News Credits: 6188 · by **Va'al** » Sun Aug 03, 2014 12:21 pm

JelZe GoldRabbit wrote:
Dead Metal wrote:

That is wrong on so many levels...

I beg to differ. Emphasis on the begging. Which requires kneeling.

News Credits: 22 · by **Rodimus Prime** » Sun Aug 03, 2014 12:58 pm

OptimalOptimus2 wrote:Burn, some of the things you say makes me want to cook myself by putting my face in a skillet on a hot stove.

Do it. DO IT!!! And post pictures.

News Credits: 13 · by **OptimalOptimus2** » Sun Aug 03, 2014 3:20 pm

Dead Metal wrote:

Nah. I would have preferred Va'al with her.

If you have read my comic, then you would know who this is.

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Sun Aug 03, 2014 4:20 pm

I wondered how long it would take for a smartarse with a photoshop to pop up.

News Credits: 767 · by **Dead Metal** » Mon Aug 04, 2014 6:51 am

Burn wrote:I wondered how long it would take for a smartarse with a photoshop to pop up.

Yay, I'm smart!

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Mon Aug 04, 2014 7:32 am

Dead Metal wrote:
Burn wrote:I wondered how long it would take for a smartarse with a photoshop to pop up.

Yay, I'm smart!

No no, your arse is smart. The rest of you has the mental capacity of a Sharknado screen writer.

News Credits: 13 · by **OptimalOptimus2** » Mon Aug 04, 2014 9:21 am

I have a question, do you think the characters for my fan comic, Advanced Combat, could be represented as toys? I would like feedback from actual members since my thread viewers are guests.

No photoshop please